#all of them are clinically insane or absolutely pathetic or war criminals or filled with repressed rage

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Me lovingly holding Hunk's face: Babyboy i am going to give you so many traits and flaws you couldnt even dream of. I'll carve out your personality and character like she(canon) never could

#Hot take but i dont like the more common fanon interpretation of him being a gentle giant/kind anxious mom figure #nothing wrong with said interpretation but i specifically want him to be a bit of a Bitch™ #He loves going through other people's diaries and he loves complaining loudly #he is kind but not nice about it at all #He's that one meme of doing dishes loudly to make everyone know that nobody helps him in this house #it's a great start but i need more #Hunk evil girlbossification arc when???? #Anyway none of my faves are allowed to be cinnamon rolls (with exception of yagi who punched his enemy's face off) #all of them are clinically insane or absolutely pathetic or war criminals or filled with repressed rage #Ergo Hunk is not allowed to be cinnamon roll either #what is allowed however is everyone especially Lance 'rose tinted glasses' voltron think he is cinnamon roll #while Hunk does some batshit insane thing behind their backs #'Oh Hunk is so kind and nice. A giant cuddly teddy bear!' *Cuts to Hunk committing arson* #hunk vld #hunk garrett #voltron hunk #voltron legendary defender #voltron #empty thoughts