#also bc beryl sent the final draft of our pod together and ohhhh my godddd it’s perfect. it’s so perfect. it’s the most perfect thing

[moregraceful]

Absolute scenes at the ballpark tonight while the SF Giants left their entire roster on base.

Me: so, if Yaz is out, do the Yaz Girlies become other girlies? like are there Conforto girlies?

My friend: no, there are only Yaz Girlies. like, no one else. just Yaz Girlies.

[We contemplate the solid, unchanging state of being a Yaz Girlie.]

Me: Sometimes I walk around my house saying “Yaz Girlie” out loud to make myself laugh.

My friend: I’m so glad this has brought you as much joy as it has brought me.

#apparently the guy she is dating is getting kinda 🤨 that she keeps spending time with a ‘’kasper’’ that uses he/him pronouns #i’m like buddy. i’ve known her since kindergarten #it’s not gonna happen. #it hasn’t happened in the past 30 years it’s NEVER gonna happen #actually apparently a lot of her friends are like that too and she’s like…you don’t get it he’s KASPER #i need all my friends’ boyfriends and cishet friends to internalize the concept of HE’S KASPER #anyway she’s convinced i am the only sabol girlie in the stadium to which i told her i consider this game a win bc i got to see #sabol get a hit and get all the way to third while wearing his jersey #can’t believe no one could bring him home #i would bring him home. i would give him a water bowl and a pillow to sleep on #smh #did the giants win NO they NEVER win this is the 8th game i’ve been to this season and i’ve seen them win ONCE #but i won. bc i saw blake sabol get a hit #also bc beryl sent the final draft of our pod together and ohhhh my godddd it’s perfect. it’s so perfect. it’s the most perfect thing #i was listening to end of it on bart and i had to turn around face the window bc the faces i was making were too goofy #and this lady was still watching me like ?? what’s there to smile about at 9:30pm on bart #fresno oilers.txt #i see you all crucifying me in two different posts and i will respond…later