#also he gets tongue tied and flustered around hot /dangerous/ ppl specifically

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Netflix! Jaskier is canonically a damsel in distress who does always need Geralt to save him from monsters but he’s also unhinged in the sense that he: 1) shit talked a bunch of elves while they were talking about killing him (and he even said crap to them in Elder! their own language! the balls he has!), 2) was completely willing to let Yennefer die after she threatened him (fair enough), 3) his first “wish” was for Valdo Marx to die of apoplexy and 4) he has no real self-preservation once someone has caught his eye (see: his first meeting with Geralt) 

Jaskier has literally only lived this long out of sheer luck and, occasionally, Geralt saving his arse and that’s what makes his whole character so goddamn funny to watch on screen and we really need more content that goes into that I think

#the witcher #also he gets tongue tied and flustered around hot /dangerous/ ppl specifically #u see it with geralt yennefer AND tea and vea #so if anything JASKIER would be the one who gets flustered #and GERALT would be the one who seduces him into his bed #because geralt canonically doesnt really hesitate when it comes to sex #also geralt's been around for so goddamn long #that i doubt anything sex-related is gonna bother him #these tags got really geraskier in the end #oh well