#also just random reactions to people who dont like tiktok dealing with people who love e tiktok

[rawrmeansmemes]

Just random things.

“No, we aren’t getting more cats! We have 5 already.”

“Please stop singing ‘Bad Romance’. I can’t tell if this is the Lady Gaga version or The Chipmunk version, but I hate it.”

“No, not the version of Despacito with Bieber. Why do you hate me so much?”

“The Duolingo owl is threatening my life. This would’ve never happened if I just learned a language when Muzzy was out.”

*laying on ground* “Do you think Bo Burnham knows how much ‘Goodbye’ really gets me?”

“I want you to let me in! But the only person you seem to want to let in anymore is your best friend who sleeps on an air mattress in our bedroom.”

“We are not getting into an argument about which Spider-Man is best. I’ll fist fight you.”

“I’m fine with the fact that you’d leave me for Sebastian Stan or Chris Evans. I’d leave you for them too.”

“I know we talked about this. I know we did. I didn’t imagine it. So, why are you dressed like Ransom from Knives Out?”

“No, I can’t do it. We’re not sitting through another Disney movie marathon while you quote the entire movie, sing all the songs, and dance while wearing a Disney onesie.”

“where are you going” “you just told me that your fantasy man is luke hemmings. I truly no longer wish to exist” “because he’s hot” “no because he’s ugly and you have bad taste”

“It’s always team cap this or team iron man that. what about me?! who is on my team?!”

“No, you aren’t leaving me with the dog. He/She hates me. Not to mention I’m pretty sure they are plotting my murder. Look at the eyes!”

“No, not the ‘that is a scarecrow’ part of that Bo Burnham song. Please no. Give me the phone. No more TikTok.”

“we’re watching the emoji movie” “no we are not” “we are, i want to feel this moment.” “we’re getting a divorce.”

“It’s always how hot bucky is, what can bucky do for you, why is  it never how is bucky?” “babe, all i said was that he was sexy in The Winter Soldier movie.” “Cat jail. Right now.”

“why do i have a long voicemail of you singing ‘we built this city’s’ lyrics to the beat of ‘hungry eyes’“ “because when I am drunk, i am actually a dj.”

“if you do that stupid mommy/daddy trend from tiktok on me, i swear to god, i’m driving to Burbank and leaving you there.”

“immediately no. immediately no.” “all i said was that we could go to bed early and wake up early. what is wrong with you’ ‘you can’t understand anything but tiktok audios. so here we are.’

*making hand motions* ‘what do you think wackus bonkus’ ‘i....why do you do this?”

“stop talking about america’s ass.” ‘absolutely not.”

‘to be fair, i said till death do us part, i never said it had to be mine.” “Tony Stark is a fictional character.”

*blares dancing with your ghost* IM DANCING WITH YOUR GHOST ‘please god, take me now.’

‘Am I wroNg” “ I am canceling amazon prime. immediately.”

#rp memes #rp meme #sentence starters #starter sentences #rp starter sentences #roleplay meme #roleplay memes #i admit a lot of these 'random things' are marvel related bc ive fallen back deep in the rabbit hole on my indies #also just random reactions to people who dont like tiktok dealing with people who love e tiktok