#also sucks to be straight dudes cause gay tf2 smut slaps hard

[jacqcrisis]

i can’t believe it took the horny straight dude side of the TF2 fandom this long to anthropomorphize a weapon into a waifu they can make sfm porn with. in a game filled with a cornucopia of big sweaty dudes and one (1) conventionally attractive woman side character who isn’t even someone you play as or talk to, I expected the straight dudes in the fandom to get tired of miss pauling and gender bending scout and pyro a LOT FASTER THAN SIXTEEN YEARS LATER

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #they squeezed every last drop of opportunity out of their limited options huh #in this kind of situation the humanizing weapons into waifus is usually like year 2 behavior #but they held the fuck out #also sucks to be straight dudes cause gay tf2 smut slaps hard #i miss when that shit was all over tumblr