#also that tiktok someone made where they said they wanted to see brennan on taskmaster

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The Intrepid Heroes And How They’d Do On Taskmaster

Brennan

Big Ed Gamble energy. This man comes in with a lust for victory and nothing to lose

The de facto leader in team tasks, barring any mutiny from his team members

Often wins tasks because of an exploited loophole

Might win the series, except if Greg and Alex decide to torture him (very likely)

Lou

Will cause problems on purpose to get things done

Creates the iconic melodrama of the series (a la Oh No My Baby and Took)

Loses at least one task because his is so committed to a bit

If he and Brennan are a team, they are unstoppable. If he and Brennan are with one other person, he may stray and create some James Acaster/Phil Wang/Rod Gilbert-esque shenanigans

Ally

Best task outfit 100%

Makes Alex do something that absolutely ruins his day at least once

Always commits, rarely succeeds (would definitely try to hide aubergines by eating them)

Finds loopholes where there are none

Siobhan

The competent woman that gets ignored in team tasks

You know that compilation of Mel Giedroyc every time she says ‘brilliant’? That but ‘fuck’

If you give her a puzzle task she is out of the room in 5 minutes

She an Emily have the best studio fits (they would def both wear tuxes to the finale like Rose Matafeo and it would similarly destroy me)

Murph

The pathetic man of the season (affectionate)

Put together for the first few tasks and then something in him snaps

Alex Horne is the enemy and is not to be trusted

Injures himself at least once

Zac

Quietly brilliant

Casually finds the hidden easy solutions like it’s nothing

Will occasionally derail his own success just for fun and/or to annoy Brennan if they’re on the same team

Done with Alex’s bullshit at all times

Emily

Just there to have fun

The best person to have on your team in team tasks

Given a secret task to break her down a la Mel Giedroyc, it does not work

Finds solutions to the tasks that nobody considered, the bane of Alex’s existence

#dimension 20 #taskmaster #brennan lee mulligan #emily axford #brian murphy #ally beardsley #lou wilson #zac oyama #siobhan thompson #this post brought to you by falling back into my taskmaster hyperfixation #also that tiktok someone made where they said they wanted to see brennan on taskmaster #everyone go watch taskmaster it is the best piece of television ever created