#and ​2 months since his goodbye dream smp video

[stabbysideblog]

There was so much wrong with the STAGED finale I'm surprised it managed to happen and no one rubbed 3 braincells together and realized it was a load of bullshit enough to fertilize the entire smp. like first off

THE MONEY

Punz has had many many chances to work for tommy / l'manburg's side but all they've shown themselves capable of scrounging up is some pocket change, lint, and a couple of thoughts and prayers. Look at it like this, he could take that one good payout from them that singular time and boom Dream is handled he's no longer needed congratulations you live too gucci and will be BROKE within the month. ORRRRR he can keep working for Dream who as far as they know have an entire SERVER of people that need to be squeezed of their valuables so that's going to be ummmm Quite A Few more payouts that will over time be worth more. But no they just assume he what? Got a conscious all of a sudden? HOW many times has this dude helped a literal country get blown up???? Talking about a country

THE SERVER

Why???? Was everyone just chill with watching these two march to their death? You're telling me it took Punz to be like "No wait aha maybe we shouldn't just let two people walk off into their death ahaaaaa" Everyone was just going to let them go say goodbye for the last time cause they all know they don't have any more canon lives and no one knows about the revive book. Just fine watching them go down the suicide walk. Or the alternative is that they already planned to bust in nether-side and decided to make them feel like the entire server was okay with their suicide mission. Put some trauma on top of the trauma cause we want us saving you to be dramatic. Even saying that it brings up another problem

THE PLAN

Did they honestly expect Dream to only be prepared for 2 people? He made an entire display of Tommy's house but yea his 'come alone' was totally supposed to keep everyone else away cause they aren't their own people with free will who could just follow them. 'Come alone' is the oldest trick in the book. It's weirder if you don't say it! It's just a formality. How many times do people actually cOmE ALoNe. They were so confident in this that some of them didn't even have proper armor

Only 6 people have full netherite armor, one of which has been working for Dream for damn near forever. (But recently grew a heart <- lies) Why not loan some armor to the dude who is naked except for his gucci flip-flops? The only people without armor who gets an excuse is Callahan who as far as we know is a minor god. Dream made it as obvious as possible to the entire server that he was about to do some heinous shit, but they don't expect him to be prepared for them to react to the heinous shit???? B-but wait there's more!!!

THE VAULT

So, we all agree that Punz has to know about the vault and have been to the vault, since he led everyone into it right? So why the fuck

Would he sign off on this. The shulker is Punz's most prized possession and you're telling me he was like "You're going to steal everyone's items except mine right that's a lol meme, right?" Based off the video on Dream's channel we know he's not the type to take risks for no reason that don't have a high chance of shaking out fine. In what world would he or anyone else want to get wrapped up in messing with Technoblade? But sure, let's pretend they all think Punz was deluded into thinking Dream made that slot for shits and giggles. What about the Skeppy cage? It's a joke it's a meme sure! But there is a giant prison that Dream commissioned to be built of which we only know 1 person he claims to want to put in it (Tommy. It has multiple cells.). In what universe would it make more sense to trap Skeppy in a small box he can just dig out of while Dream is in his villain tower cackling when lightning strikes. Let's assume the Vault is just the backdrop easy to ignore the details, there needs to be something else they should have noticed. Oh maybe like

KILLING TUBBO?

It makes NO SENSE. Listen to these explanations he gives

What the fuck is any of that supposed to mean. To be fair it does its job. It makes them terrified of this weapon-holding armored madman speaking nonsense but with a very clear threat. Something that can easily be conveyed when the portal is used by the server "He's gonna kill Tubbo!" but still. It makes no sense. Tubbo being a used-up pawn doesn't work, what about snowchester, what about Ranboo? It was so close to declaring independence that Tubbo was making NUKES and as soon as Dream is out of the picture they go ahead and do it. He claims that Tommy brings attachments as if he is some kind of friendship artifact that makes people care about things. The truth is Tommy didn't make BBH care about skeppy, Tommy isn't the reason Punz got his shulker, and the fish were found far before Tommy's time. Even looking at his vault this theory falls apart. It's hot air he's using to intimidate people that is based on a paper-thin facade. The worst is him spouting about Tommy being a hero a line he clearly picked off from Techno calling Tommy a hero. Why would he want to do that, what would he gain from killing Tubbo aside from an even bigger target on his back. Also, once he kills Tubbo in the vault like he claims to want to, what then? What could he possibly use against Tommy to get him to walk into the prison? He's made it clear he will not kill Tommy and he needs everyone's attachments so is he going to ask pretty-please? It's dumb. It's a dumb plan and a dumb threat that literally cannot benefit him. Still on the surface it's not as dumb as

THE PRISON

This is not part of it being staged on Sam's part but from anyone else's POV it should be so very sus. So you're telling me that THE PREMIRE VILLAN of the server is going to be busted (nice) by the guy who's been his bestie in crime because they were paid off? Okay sure that's not totally impossible to believe. But you're going to tell me he's going to go into his own prison that he paid for and will be guarded by the guy he has worked hand-in-hand with for the past months and we HAVEN'T paid off that guy? And he's going to take him to jail alone with his ex-bestie and the muffin man and no one else can watch? Could we get an imposter check on anyone there? In retrospect we know it turns out fine but that is the most impossibly suspicious thing that has happened all day and that's saying a lot!

IN CONCLUSION

The server is dumb and full of cowards and it's kind of embarrassing that given the entire plan is faked Dream couldn't come up with better lies. He was good at being scary and that was the most important thing so good job idiot enjoy the yearlong torture box.

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