#and Taylor swift will still be shitting carbon emissions out of her private jet

[howaboutcastiel]

I feel even more strongly today that the swifties are out of touch and unwell

Anyway support sustainability efforts and free Palestine ❤️

#again #there is no such thing as an ethical billionaire #she is not using her platform as nobly as some of you weirdos may think #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #and Taylor swift will still be shitting carbon emissions out of her private jet #she’s not a tortured poet #she is rich #and you all are unwell

[catboybiologist]

The year is 2030.

At the Cincinnati stop of her "world tour", Taylor Swift ends her set. As she walks off the stage, she leans into a nearby mic and says "oh by the way, I'm lesbian".

She's still milking a public relationship with a man named Chett Whitesman, so this is met with a combination of cheers and confusion. Immediately, the media mobilizes. They have to intercept her before she gets onto her private jet, and ambush her for an interview. Luckily, this has become much easier these days. Since the release of her 2027 album, "The Carbon Emissions of my Heart", T Swizzle has performed a ritual sacrifice of an endangered species on live camera every time she boards her jet, a #girlboss way of saying that her emotional pain can only be healed by the tortured screams of drowning polar bears.

(Since this practice started, a devoted faction of Swifties have started a carbon negative algae farming commune, with the express intent of negating taytay sweezie's contributions to climate change. Apparently "her tortured soul deserves to pollute without guilt". They haven't even come close to their goals.)

Taytor Twift is intercepted after this ritual, as she's walking up the steps of her plane. When asked what the lesbian statement was about, she nonchalantly says "oh, I thought it was clear that was a joke. Anyways, G T G!" , before biting into the still beating heart of an emperor penguin.

During her flight, discourse on the newly renamed twitter-X-ElonIsExtremelyVirile Corp goes nuclear like it never has been before.

There's a camp of swifties thoroughly convinced that her relationship with Chett is all a beard so that she can still keep touring in the New Christian Republic of Florida, and the interview at the plane was deepfaked.

A different camp of Swifties feels insulted and betrayed that she would be anything less than a paragon of allyship. To them, this is the worst slight the queer community has ever experienced.

A third camp of Swifties insists that she *is* dating Chett, and is also a lesbian. They get insulted that anyone would police Taylor's labels. Comparisons to the Boulder, Colorado shooter are made.

A group of non Swifties tries to point out that everyone is fucking insane and that 'ole taytay regularly tear gases pride rallies to make way for her promenade to stadium venues, and who the fuck cares about this shit and point out that what a billionaire celebrity does for five minutes of PR is not worth your attention or discourse, nor does it warrant harassing other people for the labels *they* use, and isn't it really fucked up that Taylor is making a joke of how people describe their identities? They are promptly doxxed, harassed, and banned.

Bi lesbian discourse is off the charts. Nothing Taylor said has anything to do with it, but it happens anyways.

A lone transsexual who actually goes outside once in a while tweets "hey guys isn't it kinda fucked up that 2.4 billion people have been displaced by mega storms this year that her jet contributes to and is also specifically designed to fly over" and is promptly doxxed and harassed off the platform.

After an exhausting 9 minute plane ride, Tailing Swiffer lands in Columbus for the next performance of her world tour. She unveils a new single that contains the line "ride my horse after dumping him, stepping up onto my SAD dle".

All is forgotten. All is quiet. The Swifties continue as usual, moving on to the next discourse about these lyrics.

#cw taylor swift

[straightfromthetorturedpoetsdept]

ngl though i think because taylor is just the most accessible person to complain about this with. like she’s a mega star and everyone knows her so it’s so much easier to bring the attention of the issue (which there is an issue let’s not lie about it)

so like we shouldn’t stop talking about it (or talking about it with her) because it’s important. and even if she’s not the biggest biggest she is still massively big with her waste and carbon footprint (and carbon credits do jack shit don’t pretend)

i find it so funny whenever people come into my inbox mansplaining a concept to me that I already figured out for myself.

Yes, anon, I am well aware you and other people who make fun of taylor swift for her private jet emissions do it because she is the easiest target for your hatred. That is exactly the point I am making that you are missing. It is sexist to claim that the best way to bring attention to an issue is to relentlessly attack a woman for being the cause of said issue when in reality, there are dozens of men who are bigger causes of said issue than she has ever been just because she happens to have more success than they do.

I'd argue that if you want to bring awareness to an issue, you shouldn't have to lie about who is actually the biggest offender of said issue.

Also, like you think taylor swift is more famous than elon musk, bill gates, travis scott, jay z, tyler perry, steven Spielberg? really? is that your final answer, anon? you just have to talk about taylor swift's jet fuel emissions because none of those other names would generate interest in the issue?

you're trying SO hard to justify your sexism, it's kinda sad actually.

#ask and you shall receive #taylor swift #sexism