#and i have to google it like an old person like god jsut make my life easy and call urself a freak please

[docholligay]

Noted English Scholar Holligay: can you explain to me why Lena's support of West Ham United is important, perhaps even fundamental, to understanding her character and position within the greater HON HON HON story?

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I'M GOING TO JSUT TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I DO FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT IT

It's always amazing to me the blind spots people can have when creating a character, and while we have much to thank Michael Chu for, up to and including his defense of Lena as a lesbian and not available for men, his assertion that Lena would be a Chelsea fan is one of the fuck-stupidest things I've ever heard, and I can hardly tell a ~footie team~ from a hole in the ground. He picked Chelsea, because Chelsea is one of two teams Americans know from the UK: That, and Manchester United. 80% of Americans can do no better than those two teams and until I wasted FAR TOO MUCH of my brief time on this earth trying to figure out who i thought Lena's team would be, it would have in fact been the sum total of my knowledge as well i'm not trying to play Cool American here I am very basic bitch bog-standard makes tea like a fuck uncool American and I'm fine with that.

But, my darling, we must go back in time. back to the original intentions of the 6th circle of my own personal hell, keeping me consumed in my own flaming tomb for eternity, Overwatch.

When we started this little endeavor, weirdly, the main characters were NOT the old fucks who had failed the world before. And the mainest of these main characters, who is still the face of the game to this day, is Miss Lena "Tracer" Oxton, a former RAF pilot who was shotgunned through time, leaving her with a permanent temporal unmooring that required a medical device. She was cheerful but willing to kill people if the situation called for it, a tenacious and funny little butchy thing.

She was also, distinctly and intentionally, a working class Eastender.

I did not mean to love her, but I very much did. A N Y W A Y, the actress they picked couldn't do the cockney accent they were asking for and people got in a snit even though oh my god who the fuck cares y'all jesus hopping christ, and anyway over time they have walked back her being an old school cockney gal which, j'refuse, because I love that for her.

But in the time in which *I* am speaking, we're still in Original Recipe Lena time. So all this applies.

Now, I am not saying I am the ONLY right answer but let me tell you how I got to the answer *I* did, and all the reasons why it's a million times better than Chelsea.

I asked a British person for a team on the East End of London. Everyone calm down, I know that's a bizarre place to start. It took me writing one whole email and waiting like six hours for a response, but I was very brave. She gave me I think...three options? Then i did an even scarier thing.

I used google to read about these teams.

Having extremely strong feelings about Lena and her specific view of life, a very very old football club with a very dedicated (and occasionally extremely out of control) fanbase RICH WITH PASSIONS and at least when the fuck i have tried to get tickets to a game either for myself or others, CONTINUALLY FUCKING SOLD OUT ONLINE, even though they lose as much as they win over the last ten or more years, really FIT for me with her. It's about LONDON and TRADITION and more specifically the EAST END and HOPE and CAMARADERIE and for a character I think of being very defined by place in a way i don't think of Angela or even Fareeha as being, it was important to me.

BUT CLEARLY NOT TO MICHAEL CHU

#boy I bet you all wanted THIS to be the conclusion to our broadcast day

[hollowshinji]

‘fandom police’ ‘anti anti’ ‘virtue signaling’ say u don’t get pussy and be done w it

#i hate all these words because my brain always stutters whenever i see them #and i have to google it like an old person like god jsut make my life easy and call urself a freak please #text post

[stilloursongliveson-blog]

Beast’s Answers :)

ready, set, sex.

1. Are looks important in a relationship? Not really but kinda. Like... Obviously, it's most important to love them for who they are and be attracted to the personality..all that. but you know... you don't really wanna be with someone who you think is ugly. Does that sound bad? idk. You gotta have some level of physical attraction, in my opinion.

2. Are relationships ever worth it? of course..they're everything

3. Are you a virgin? nottt really lol I guess some peoples definition of "virgin" is different but..no

4. Are you in a relationship? Yes mam

5. Are you in love? Yesssss mam

6. Are you single this year? Well I was, but now I'm not :)

7. Can you commit to one person? Absolutely

8. Describe your crush Welll...she's my girlfriend, so I wouldn't really call it a crush

9. Describe your perfect mate she has brown hair and brown eyes and cute cheeks and sings and loves music and is sweet and funny and thoughtful and nice and listens alot and talks alot and likes things I like and is unique and different and down to the earth and caring and her initials are p.a.m.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? I never know how to answer this. I wanna say no...but then again...maybe kinda sorta cause that's how I felt when I saw you.

11. Do you ever want to get married? Yes

12. Do you forgive betrayal? I will always forgive, even if the other person doesn't say sorry. That's just how I am.

13. Do you get jealous easily? Not really, I never have

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? didn't you ask me that already

15. Do you have any piercings? yes...two lip piercings..4 regular ear piercings..and cartilage

16. Do you have any tattoos? No, but I want them

17. Do you like kissing in public? Yes :) just not too much, but just enough

20. Do you shower every day? Nopeee, thats overrated

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I don't think...I know :)

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Mayyyybbeeee

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? For sure. I would never cheat...never ever ever for all eternity.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Who knows

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? I already am and of course I want to be

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? mhmm :)

28. Have you ever been cheated on? I still am not totally sure. I don't think I really was..but I think he was just crossing some boundaries

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? absolutely not

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? never, no thank you

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? yep, several times

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? my vocabulary is like...second grade level so. i have no idea. *googles unrequited* Oh....ohhhh.... yes. Yes I have.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? yes..not all the way...but yes

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? yes

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yes

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? yep

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? not really

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? sort of

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? many times

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? poem, yes

41. Have you had sex so far this year? not yettt..aha...

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? well, it really depends. I could kiss for a long long time cause I love kissing. but I mean... ya... it depends. lol

43. How long was your longest relationship? like 9 months..ish? but we broke up a couple months in between so long idk how you calculate that

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? boyfriends-2 girlfriends-3

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? none

46. How many times did you have sex last year? uhh... like.. 3 or 4?

47. How old are you? 22

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I wouldn't say anything, I'd just cry

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? ugh, so many things. I can't choose. She just is my favorite thing.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? hell no and I don't think i'd really consider them my first love afterall

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yeppp

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? *sighs* yes but way too long and sad of a story

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? I don't think they're really mad and maybe i'm just taking them the wrong way but I don't really know. I think she's just tired of me..I don't really think it's the fact that I'm dating someone. *shrugs*

54. Is there someone you will never forget? A lot of people.  I don't really forget anyone.

55. Share a relationship story. One time..I met this girl on tumblr and she had a girlfriend. But I really liked her and she really liked me I guess. That was two months ago. *whispers* she's my girlfriend now. the end :)

56. State 8 facts about your body 1-I have blue eyes 2-I have naturally light brown hair..kinda wavey/curlyish 3-I'm about 5'8 4-My boobs are like 36-38D..sometimes C..it depends on the bra I guess. 5-My teeth are not the greatest.. lots of problems there 6-I have pretty long legs and a short torso 7-I have really hairy arms..and other things XD 8-I'm fat. point blank lol

57. Things you want to say to an ex Can I say something to all of them? That seems more satisfying. #1-I'm happy things worked out for you. #2-You're disgusting #3-What the hell were we thinking? #4-Fuck you

58. What are five ways to win your heart? I don't know man...just do everything my girlfriend does.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) meh..maybe

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? like..6 years

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? it really depends on the person

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? again... do whatever my girlfriend does.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? I feel like it kinda depends if you're with a guy or a girl and what you consider to be sex. In my mind it's pretty much anything past just kissing.. like once you're even just touching, down there at least...I consider that to be sex.

64. What is your definition of cheating? crossing any boundaries with another person..and really jsut doing anything behind the persons back or just being unfaithful.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? it kinda depends..I like a lot of things

66. What is your favourite roleplay? eh, that's not really my thing but I guess I'd have to find out/experiment

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? really just...sitting somewhere with a nice view and jsut sitting and talking with them and looking in their eyes..just real undistracted quality time, in a nice setting

68. What is your sexual orientation? bi/lesbian..idk, I considered myself bi for a really long time..but now i'm more just like.... lesbian.

69. What turns you off? a lot of things

70. What turns you on? not much I mean...

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? oh god

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? fuck me... my name.... i like that... and just moans and breathing and screaming

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? just unexpected/spontaneous affection or verbal affirmations

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? um, I'm really not sure how to answer that

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? write a song for me :)

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I don't know..I'm kinda spontaneous. I like to come up with creative date ideas or gifts or just..being randomly complimenting

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? It doesn't really matter to me

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? that's for me to know lol..in general, i'm just a dirty person inside

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? umm, when I met you and you told me you were already with someone

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? today :)

81. Who are five people you find attractive?     1- you(Belle)     2- channing tatum     3- tina fey     4- emma watson.. i didn't used to, but I do now     5- gwen stefani lots more. the last three..it's more just like.. I think you're really pretty..not attractive in the sense i'd like to fuck them lol

82. Who is the last person you hugged? my mom

83. Who was your first kiss with? well if you wanna be technical...this black boy named patrick in 2nd grade XD but what i'd consider like my real first kiss, my ex boyfriend nathaniel when I was 14

84. Why did your last relationship fail? really a lot of reasons. she just gave up on me. but really, we weren't a good fit at all anyways so it would have ended up that way one way or another

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? lol that's a funny question. I don't consider it like..."I got you from the internet"..that makes it sound like you're just some fictional character or figment of imagination XD but, we met online so I guess yes if that’s what they mean lol

#survey #ready set sex #sex survey #lesbians #lesbian relationships

[paradox-oflife]

q and a part 6 pls ignore

1. Who was your favourite teacher at school and why? My 9th grade Lit teacher. She was the kindest soul I’ve ever met.

2. Whats your favourite party game? I LOVE MAFIA. I’m not talking about basic mafia. You gotta play upgraded versions. I personally love playing one called One Night Ultimate Werewolf. I also like playing the law version which is made for super big groups - There’s police involved, and they choose the mafia. The person accused can hire lawyers who defend them. The police have to present their reasoning, and the lawyers have to figure out how to prove them wrong. God it’s basically Danganronpa isn’t it.

3. Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of discipline? Now this is controversial, and understandably so.  I personally would never hit my child and yell at them. But for other people, if it’s a light smack, like a pat, I guess it’s alright. But otherwise nothing harder than that.

4. Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink? Um, yes??? Do what you want man.

5. Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals? Listen I’ve seen too many people wear these in public to the point where I’m numb to it.

6. If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it? Make it an obscure video game reference or an inside joke. 

7. If you were to join an emergency service which would it be? Probably the medical side of things, like an EMT. Or a firefighter. EMT’s go through a lot of pressure.

8. If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be? Maybe coast guard. But I really would not want to join the military. I’m too sensitive. If people yell at me I’d probably cry lol. And there’s the colorblind test.

9. Whats the worst thing about being your gender? Periods. And the pain of child birth. Also how it’s scary to walk alone at night sometimes.

10. Whats the best thing about being your gender? Of course this doesn’t apply to everyone, but I feel like sometimes the friendships girls have are more emotional than boys.

11. If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it? Honestly? Just observe my body. Not in a sexual manner but like, how does it feel like to not have boobs? How does it feel to have a dick???

12. If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home? I’m moving back to New Zealand lol. I already have a passport and family there. Or maybe Canada if I don’t want a big culture difference

13. Have you ever made someone cry? Yeah :( Not through verbal attack though. I accidentally kicked a football into a girl’s face.

14. Have you ever starred in a school play? In the first elementary school I went to, it was mandatory to do a play. So yes. Three, actually.

15. Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub? Nope

16. Have you ever been a member of any other club? Yes! Animal Services and Protection, CSF (volunteering stuff), Martial Arts

17. If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study? The university I’m going to rn

18. Whats been your greatest ever day? I have a lot. One of my favorites was going to an amusement park at the end of middle school. Had a blast.

19. What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time? Hmm... Maybe during the Age of Enlightment?

20. What would you bring along to an idillic picnic? My friends, no phones, music, and a sandwich.

21. Whats your favourite childrens story? Does Harry Potter count? I guess not really. When i was little I loved Geronimo Stilton LMAO

22. What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it? The Mist. I mean, it frustrated me not because it was bad, but because it was so FRUSTRATING.

23. What three things do you think of most each day? Now we’re in quarantine, “I wonder how my friends are doing?” “What am I doing with my life?” “Will life be the same?”

24. What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper? Dinner

25. What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert? Dessert. I usually just have a fruit

26. If you had a warning label, what would yours say? “Warning! Certified Grade A Clown!”

27. Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone? Can’t really think of one

28. Have you ever been to a live concert? aaaah no i really want to though

29. Have you ever been to see stand up comedy? It was a long time ago on a cruise. It was pretty funny :D

30. Have you ever needed stitches? Yup. If you observe closely, you can see a faint scar near my eye. If it was a bit more obvious I’d look like an anime villain lol

31. If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be? LMAO imagine naming your child like, Fire Emblem names. “Hi yes this is my baby, um, his name is Chrom”

32. Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything? I have the most bizarre dreams. They’re super vivid. They range from me summoning tornados, to me being killed in some Danganronpa world. I dreamed of a school shooting once and a couple days later some other school in my state had a shooting

33. Who's your favourite radio 1 DJ? I don’t really listen to radio lol

34. Whats the best way to your heart? Be a good person. Have good morals.

35.  Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart? Um yes??? 

36. If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design? Just comfortable hoodies that don’t change when you wash it.

37. Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't? I laugh when I’m nervous. Like I go like, “hahahawhat the hell”. I also laugh when I’m shocked.

38. Have you ever been in a submarine? Yes! But it wasn’t underwater.

39. Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done? Nope. 

40. What song would you say best sums you up? Eeeh i can’t decide but Read my Mind by the Killers. Their music video. When he’s twitching his arms, but he’s acting like everything’s fine.

41. Do you have any old friends would wish you could meet up with again? Yeah :( I had a super super close friend from 4th grade and we slowly drifted apart. By the time of high school we just stopped. I want to be friends with her again :((( I really miss her

42. Whats your favourite Nursery Rhyme? Idk... ring around a rosy maybe just because the context of the lyrics lol

43. Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements? Of course I’d take metric over imperial, but I’m used to it by now.

44. Who's your favourite monarch of all time?Queen Elizabeth I

45. What was the last thing you ate? These Asian things called Zong Zi in Chinese. I’m pretty sure like every country has their own version of it lol/

46. Whats your favourite farmyard animal? I love baby chickens but cows for me I guess

47. If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be? Just someone who’s caring. Tyler Joseph

48. What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow? If it’s someone I like, then I’d freak out. Because I’m way too young for it.

49. What are your 3 favourite internet sites? Reddit, youtube, and uh... tumblr or wikipedia. I use tumblr mobile way often

50. How high can you jump? Never measured but definitely not that high

51. Which fictional character do you wish was real? aw man i would say a character but then that would imply their universe exists

52. Who was your first crush? PHFFT IT WAS probably Marshall Lee from the genderbent episodes of Adventure Time.

53. Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality? The food

54. Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality? Having to explain the difference between Taiwan and China. Like. It’s understandable.

55. Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will? I kinda correlate destiny with fate. It’s a bit paradoxical. We have free will to do whatever we want, but whatever choice you make will end up being your “destiny”

56. If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be? Dogs. They just seem so happy all the time. I want to tell my dog I love him so much.

57. If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch? Mean Girls, Heathers, Legally Blonde, or Daria

58. Do you like vanilla or chocolate? Vanilla>>> fight me

59. Are you a giver or a receiver? Both

60. Do you have any enemies? Yeah. Me.

61. Are you scared of needles? YES YES YES

62. How many piercings do you have? Nah I was going to get my ears pierced a while ago but something came up so ever since I’ve jsut haven’t gotten it done

63. Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere? yes it was scary. Had to use google maps because I have a terrible sense of direction

64. How fast can you say the alphabet? 4 seconds

65. Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z? Zee

66. What was the last thing to make you feel happy? My dog fell asleep at my feet and I couldn’t move for the past hour but I love him

67. What was the last thing to make you feel angry? A friend of mine. I love her and all but she takes a week to respond to my texts. And I’m tired of waiting.

68. You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog? Okay realistically I immediately call animal control or the nearest vet or something. But in some alternate universe I’d take pictures as proof, grab the dog, then get it out.

69. Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself? I perceive myself as a not so great person. But my friends perceive me as a good person. So yeah. i mean, I might not text first sometimes but if smoeone texted me I’d always respond asap!

70. Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarrassed to ask anyone about? Do my friends like me as much as I like them? I’m so scared of that

71. If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be? and what would your special move be called? Haha maybe like Paradoxical (yes thats my blizzard tag) I’d do something like a shihonage

72. Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window? A cat

73. Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls? There’s a lot of Barbie models out there. I don’t think they’re completely bad. But there’s negative things.

74. Have you ever needed an eye test? Don’t have glasses so no. But I might need some soon at the rate of time i spend on electronics

75. Do you find yourself attractive? No. I’m just. Average.

76. Can you roll your R's? Yes

77. What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in? Upper middle class

78. Do you know any magic tricks? I used to but I never execute them well enough to convince anyone lol

79. Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won? I ever won? Probably like, $100 lol

80. Whats the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree? $200, if we’re not talking necessities.

81. Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member? I don’t borrow money. But the most from a friend was like $20 maybe.

82. Have you ever been on a cable car? Yeah, San Francisco is known for that stuff. But I’ve only been on one like, twice.

83. Do you prefer Honey or Jam? Jam! But I like honey too.

84. Do you prefer the French or Germans? Uuuuh, French?

85. How fast can you get changed? Pretty damn fast, if we’re talking my normal outfit.

86. How fast do you type? Around 98 wpm

87. How fast can you run? I’m a decent sprinter. I got 12 seconds on a 100m dash.

88. Which is better, Mario or Sonic? Mario. But both are cool

89. Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk? (im assuming british biscuit but in that case idk)

90. Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm? Arm. I like walking around.

91. Do you read a daily newspaper? Nah

92. Do you watch the news on TV? Sometimes

93. Have you ever had anything published? Nope

94. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really. I mean, Romeo and Juliet, and Frozen has warned us right

95. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Two.

96. Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna? Yes, and it’s hella

97. Have you ever had chicken pox? Nope. Vaccines rock

98. Do you own a lava lamp? Nah, it seems cool but I’d be too mesmerized by it

[skiasurveys]

I don’t feel like sleeping

What are the initials of the last person you made out with? CIT 

If you found out you were pregnant, who would be the first person to know? Well probably the father for sure, and then my mom and my best friend. 

How old were you when you had your first kiss? 18 years old. Late bloomer lol

Is it awkward when you run into your ex? no, but i havent ran into him actually. he moved away :)

Are you afraid of falling in love? No..i only hate the “restarting” thing when you have to get reclose with someone. But Im already in love 

Does it bother you when people smoke around you? If theyre doing it in my face, yeah.

Your ex is walking next to you, with their new partner, what do you do? Smile probably say Hi, and then walk away. I wouldn’t ignore him because it would jsut make it awkward.

Are there things in your life that you’ll never be able to get over? Probably my assualt and my best friend leaving me

Who was the last person to kiss your cheek? Connor 

What country are you from? Canada 

What’s the second language of your original country? French

Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now? Connor 

Is there anything you are trying to teach yourself? Editing

Was your last kiss drunk or sober? sober i believe

Do you remember who you liked in grade eight? Cole. Oh god. He turned into a drug dealer

Do you tend to fall for the same type of person over and over? eh, kinda. I usually just date people who have the same interest as me, but all my exes have been extremely different.

Were you intoxicated the last time you threw up? I think so..

Has anyone told you they would never leave and left? Yeah my ex best friend. we had a horrible fight, didn’t talk for 3 months, got to beign friends again and she said she would talk to me more about stuff and then she left. oh well.

How much effort would it take for someone to become close to you? Not a lot. Just show you care i guess. 

What was the first thing you said when you woke up today? “damn i woke before my alarm clock”

Who is your most recent ex? Tanner but he was short term. like a month, but we were really close. Dylan would be th second recent

Do you think the last person you kissed is a player? No 

Has anyone of the opposite sex hurt you emotionally? Yeah, actually. 

Are your eyes the same color as your moms or dads? my dads.

Where is the last person you kissed? at his place. either sleeping or gaming.

Has the person you last kissed took their shirt off in front of you? yeah duhh

Single, or taken? Taken.

Have you ever broken anything because you were mad? Kinda.

Have you ever kissed someone in front of your parents? not really. 

Person you last sent a text to? Sasha 

Is it possible to be JUST friends with someone you wanna be with? Yeah you can. Its called being an adult. 

Is there anyone you don’t wanna lose? yep

Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Nope.

Can money buy happiness? No, but it can buy you things that make you happy and feel secure/safe.

Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you? No

How many people have you kissed who’s name started with an M? none

Had sex in a movie theater? how the fuck

Have you told anybody you loved them today and meant it? Not today

Would you change your eye color to blue? No i hate blue

Are you a heart breaker? No. I have hurt people in the past. But i don’t go out of my way to hurt them.

Who was the last person who left your life and hurt you? Morgan. we were best friends, really close and he just was turning into a complete cunt. especially when he started to date his new GF. 

Has anybody ever told you that you’re too young to be in love? Yeah

What was the last thing you looked up on Google? a image

Do you have a lighter on you? yeah.

Do you “blow kisses” often? no

Weirdest rumor you’ve heard about yourself? That I was engaged, but thats it.

Ever kissed a smoker? weed smoker

Have you ever painted each toe/finger nail a different color? no

Do you have any inside jokes with your parents? not rly

Honestly - have you ever written something on a bathroom stall? yeah

Do you need to “break up” with a friend? 

no

What is your natural hair color?

Brown.

Are you the oldest, middle, youngest, or an only child? Oldest

What is the longest relationship you’ve been in? The one im currently in. 9 months.

Have you ever felt pressured to do something you weren’t ready for? yeah.

What does your last outgoing text say? “watch her not see it”

Have you ever been hit on the head with a brick, rock, wooden block or bat? no

How often do you wear skirts? I used to wear them a lot.but not so much anymore. I wear them in the summer 

Have you ever seen a fat girl wearing really tight leggings? yeah

Have you ever worn skinny jeans that were yellow, purple, blue or pink? yeah, blue like bright blue. Back when I was 12. Grossss.

Who was the last person that you talked with online? sasha

Who was the last friend you hung out with? Kyra

Is there someone you want to fight? ehhhh.

Are you married? No.

Are you a high school drop out? No. I’m in college.

Do you look like anyone famous? no

Do you have a criminal record? No.

Have you ever been hit on by somebody 10 years older than you? try 20

Have you ever gone to a strip club? no and never will

What would you look like with an afro? i dont wanna think of that

Who’s the last person to really piss you off? connor haha

When’s the last time you did something you knew was wrong? I dunno.

What’s your relationship with the person you last texted? best friendssss

Do you think that you’re a good person? im a bad bad bad bad person.

What was on your mind mostly today? Just some personal things, connor, and my friends

Have you held hands with anyone today? No.

Is a best friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or ex pissing you off at the moment? my boyfriend was but not overly. Just annoyed.

Are you in a good mood right now? sore.

Last person you told a secret to? kaylie i think

Who was the first person you talked to today? sasha maybe

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? No were dating

Is there something right now that has you worried? A bit, I guess.

Ever been on a golf cart? No.

Have you ever slapped someone in the face? Not really.

Last person you took a nap with? Connor

Are you embarrassed by anything you have in your bedroom? yeah...

Does seeing your mother cry automatically make you feel sad as well? yes

What is one stereotype associated with your race that is actually true? that we think mustard is spicy.

What color shirt are you wearing? black

The last person you kissed needs you at 3 AM, would you help them? obviously 

Has anyone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you? yeah

Do you care if people hate you for no reason? I do, i need a reason or it will bug me.

Have you ever given up on someone, but then went back to them later? Kinda.  when connor and i first dated back in 2015 for like 9 days (LMAO) and then we stopped talking for 2 weeks and then we were hanging out afain for a week and then eventually I just stopped and I thought we would never talk again, and then 4 months later we were hangingout and since then we had been dating lolol

Do you have a lot on your mind at the moment? YEA

Do you do something illegal on a regular basis? no

Did you and your mom ever have a big fight that caused you to move out? no

What grade is the last person you texted in? no grade

Do you think someone likes the same person you like? If they do they better step the fuck down cus hes mine.

Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like? no

Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead? yea

Is your last ex currently in a relationship? I dont think so

Do you think more about the past, present, or future? future and past

Ever liked someone whose name started with a B? Brad when  i was 10

The person that you miss right now, what does their first name start with? J

Do you think true love ever really dies? it can die.

Do you think the last person you kissed has feelings for you? Yes.

Have you ever been punched in the face? No.

Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl? yeah, i liked this one guy in senior year and it was  a waste, we never mounted to anything and we still talk but we both were in love with eachother but he was just too pussy to date. 

Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn’t want to be with? many times.. but the same guy

Have you ever kissed the last person you sent a text message to? no.

Ever get hurt by someone who promised they wouldn’t? yeah

Are you good at hiding your feelings? yeah 

Is there someone you would enjoy hitting right now? Probably.

Do you plan on ruining someones life right now? No lmao

Are you a good liar? No.

What does your current Facebook status mean? I saw a post that said suicide is just angels who want to go home and so i made a post about how suicide isnt to be romanticized 

Could you go a month without cursing? I could but it would be hard.

Think a lot before you fall asleep?

yea

Do you care deeply about others? Many others, yes.

Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed? Smoking weed......

Do you like it when people call you babe? i do when my bf does 

Have you ever kissed someone who was over 21? yeah 

How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 27 

Would you pay someone to kill the person who hurt you a lot? No. Id pay someone to beat the shit outta him tho

Have you ever gone out of your way to make someone happy? Yes.

You see the person you fell hardest for. What do you do? kiss him probs

Will you have sex tonight? tomorrow.

Are you bi-sexual? No. I find girls cute but im not attracted. 

How many times have you gotten into a argument with the last person you kissed? we have only had like many 2 fights. we dont argue. we bicker sometimes but thats it.

Has anyone lied to you today? i dont know

Have you recently lost someone that means everything to you? not recently 

Would you forgive a friend for telling your biggest secret? depends who they told....

Would you ever get a tattoo with someone’s name on it? no unless it was my dads name because he died.

Would you ever get your nipples pierced? no

Have you ever thrown a shoe at someone? yeaaa

Do you want your life to stay the way it is right now forever? it needs to change.

#survey