me, existing:
my insurance, suddenly: hey do you want to track down the dude who gave you a severe concussion that’s still hurting you to try and get him to reimburse your medical bills
me: bro that was in high school. and an accident. we were playing dodgeball.
insurance: you were a minor and also dodgeballs are. not that big. dude had to be throwing it awfully fast to cause a concussion
me:
me, overthinking: ok. time to bed
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