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bishiglomper · 6 months

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You know. There's this guy who works at Applebee's with the niece. Middle aged white guy. We know him, or more specifically, the aunt knows him because of church. He works at a local mexican place too.

We have learned much about this dude. That the aunt refuses to believe of her good christian friend lmao. The stories the niece tells us..

Somehow he makes a LOT of money. He's an outgoing, friendly waiter but other than that.. Dunno. Niece says he said something like he bought his wife from overseas and pays her to have sex and have his children when he asks.. 👀 So thats odd. Apparently he brags.

Also this man is a bit pathetic

He made a video one time absolutely heartbroken that, at the mexican restaurant, a guy refused to be served by him because dude wasn't hispanic. He legit cried.

Pfft. I mean, it would hurt my feelings too, but check your privilege, my guy.

Niece says his new wuss drama is his back hurts. Thinks he has a pinched nerve or something. He made a video crying about it, saying docs gave him some meds but nothing is helping. Legitimately crying.

And the last 2 days hes just been looking at his coworkers with the soppiest looking kicked puppy expression. Niece showed me a photo. It does look like hes about to cry.

I kind of feel bad though. Back problems are a goddamn bitch and theres not much you can do but rest or use heat or compression..

I mean that's gotta be one of the top common chronic pains people can deal with. And he's a waiter, so that would be hard.

But also I'm wondering if this is just a cis man thing. They get so whiny when they're sick or hurt. People not used to pain seem whiniest to me.

I had to supervise my sister and follow her back upstairs because i asked her husband to switch full litter containers between floors. Like 2 50lb things. Sissy wanted to do it instead. She was groaning and gasping all damn day from an injured back. And she was gonna take care of it herself. 🙄 Absolutely not.

I may just be biased because I'm legit chronically ill and just exist with a myriad of problems without trying to make people pity me every day.

I mean. I know i whine on here constantly but im not expecting any "poor baby"s or anything. Validation that things do indeed suck, maybe. 🤣 yknow, knowing im not the only one suffering and feeling stupid about it. Like I dont wanna be like the Applebee's guy.

Of course everyone's struggles are valid, but theres so much worse a huge fraction of people deal with..

Reminds me of those guys who try menstrual cramp simulaters. They only get halfway and want to double over, unable to concentrate on a task or something. Meanwhile the woman is just kinda like. "Hmm. Yep. I would be doing the laundry at this point."

Its unfathomable that we're just expected, and DO just go on with our lives when most people, if suddenly afflicted with our ails would probably just fall apart on the spot.

#long post #just rambling

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tenseoyong · 7 years

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Yes, you're married to all three. Good luck~

k so here’s how a day in my foursome marriage goes

morning

bed is too full. we’re all in the same bed. there’s no room. taeyong never goes a full night with a blanket. ten always steals the blanket. ten get’s a blanket. taeyong wakes up cold. i have massive tree jojo as a blanket.

taeyong wakes up first every day. he cooks breakfast. then johnny wakes up. he eats literally everything while taeyong wakes ten and i up. i end up kicking someone bc when i’m touched while i sleep, i instinctively kick. hard. dunno why that happens. have 100% kick my grandpa across the room in my sleep. don’t touch me. tae get’s kicked. but i’m up. ten’s whiny in the morning so he’s the first to shower to shut him up.

tae and i go to the kitchen.

johnny is nearly dead on the counter for eating food meant for 4 people

domestic cooking with liz+tae while johnny regrets his life decisions.

ten comes back. isn’t dressed. dude stays in his towel till noon.

johnny showers.

ten, tae, and i eat.

johnny ends up on the couch post shower. whining that his tummy hurts.

tae showers while i try and fix my rats nest hair that happens at night. i have straight have but my hair tries to curl then it just ends up…a mess….dunno why it does that. is a pain in the ass.

tae goes to give johnny medicine to make him stfu

i shower for 2 hours cuz bitch i got long hair, gotta wash my face, brush my teeth, and shave every inch of my body while winning imaginary arguments i need this time alone i have THREE(3) HUSBANDS LET ME HAVE THIS

ten, johnny, tae go do work

i spend the next 5 hours on the couch watching Arthur and Between the Lion eps I record to watch

Afternoon

i make lunch. small serving for tree jojo bc he ate so much breakfast. gonna get sick if he don’t stop doing that but tae’s cooking is so good i can’t blame him tbh.

i drop the food off.

say hi to my boys if i can, if not, i just leave. prob text em i love em or some mushy shit bc i love em.

gotta do the shopping since with our four dumb butts we run through all the food in one day. gotta restock for tomorrow.

i find another cat to add to my collection. probs will get scolded by tae for getting another one but he wont take it from me. i win.

end up back home. put all the food away. back on the couch with my new floof. tumblr. more between the lions. i fcking love between the lions.

maybe some weird ass dancing

try and do cherry bomb.

attempts taeyongs drop thinging

end up hurting my dumb ass self

lay on the floor until the boys come home

evening/night

johnnys big butt has to carry me to bed

im milking it, im not hurt but like…carry me pls

cuddle me i hurt :(

honestly this is ur fault for having such fun and dangerous choreo

ten and tae cook dinner bc i wont let go of johnny

he kinda stinks from practice but hey i brought home a dirty cat so how can i talk about stinky things

ten doesnt rlly help

more like he hands taeyong the stuff taeyong asks for

he doesnt actually touch the food

dinner in bed

on tuesdays we watch ahs

just a giant ball of sweaty boys, a hidden cat, trying not to spill food on the bed messy people

i pass tf out after dinner and ahs

stinky boys have to shower

tae finally found my new cat

will def scold me in the morning

but its got a collar and name already you cant take the cat from me taetae pls ily

ten and tae crash after showers

johnny does clean up duty bc hes tol he can put the cups back on the shelf

my tol comes to bed and has to push ten and tae out the way to cuddle

also

i have 3 rings

its pretty weird

really hard to explain to strangers

and why my name contains 3 last names now

this whole situation is weird

goodnight

#answered;#anonymous;

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