#and insisting that if their names arent arty and pollo

[ray-of-fuckin-moonshine]

hey there! uhhh @luci-cunt tagged me for this so i’m gonna give it a shot, HERE IT GOES

Favorite Color: yellow. definitely yellow. or blue, idk both are very calming to me. 

Last Song I Listened To: Out Like a Light 2 by The Honeysticks (this song makes me lajdghladhg but especially this version of it)

Favorite Artist: AHHHHHHH you literally can’t expect me to pick one, so i’m just gonna say i like hozier, panic!, cavetown, and rex orange county the most (there are definitely ones i’m forgetting but whatever i could go on forever)

Last Film I Watched: I saw the live action Lion King for the first time last night! that was cool, nala is still pretty cool which is cool (just realized she might’ve been my bisexual awakening at the age of 3... we’ll sort through that one later)

Last TV Show I Watched: TIGER KING??? Like what the fuck even is that show i watched one episode and lost like 4 braincells (over half)

Favorite Original Character: LAVENDERRRR!! luci knows who i’m talking about holy shit that story was from years ago and the writing is absolutely terrible (the one where he spaces out in art and starts thinking about how shitty his friend’s life is lmao) but yeah he’s my bb

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory: Depends on the food, but as a general statement probably savory

Sparkling Water, Tea, or Coffee: TEA is literally the BEST fucking thing ever holy shit

Pets: I have a lot of pets uhhh haha let’s see. i have 4 dogs and 3 cats between my two houses (2 dogs 2 cats at my moms, 2 dogs 1 cat at my dads). mom’s dogs are named boy and girl right now bc we just got them and haven’t settled on names yet, my cats there are named Penn and Teller. my dad has two boxers named Bentley and Chevelle, and the cat’s name is Nova (which is very weird to me as a reader of the Renegade’s trilogy alsdfh)

I literally have rarely anyone to fucking tag who hasn’t been already so i’m just gonna tag @phaeblade again and @moonsandstarsaregay because luci has told me ab you and you seem cool :)

#ok but seriously #i need to find names for Boy and Girl #i feel like the bitch from birdbox #i want to name them artemis and apollo #but my family hasn't been cursed #with the obsession of greek mythology #from reading percy jackson in 4th grade #and so they dont see how fucking cool those names are #but now im upset #and insisting that if their names arent arty and pollo #then they have to be simon and garfunkel #and now we're all being petty #so their names are still boy an girl #we've had them for a week someone h e l p