#and my grandmom was like 'I am married with 3 babies PLEASE fuck off' fskjdfdjs

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so my grandmother was like a semi-famous tap dancer when she was a kid- she tapped danced on the radio, which is a fact that has amused me my entire life- but I’m screaming at this new information I just learned. she apparently also used to??? perform for patients in asylums??? and there was this couple that fell in love at an asylum, got married, had a baby and named her after my grandmother??? imagine being born in a mental hospital and named after some Shirley Temple wannabe that’s just so...intense? where is this baby now??? who did she grow up to be??? 

#molly mumbles #family #sdfksdhf also apparently when she was like. 21 her ex partners mom called like 'I know you retired but I got you guys a gig on Ed Sullivan!' #and my grandmom was like 'I am married with 3 babies PLEASE fuck off' fskjdfdjs