#and new clothes for sparkles bc no way is his barbie wearing that ugly purple dress next time he plays

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OH and James and his daughter would always be playing with dolls and everything and come up with these long convoluted stories that only make sense to them really and one day their daughter asks Reg to join them and he gets interrupted like every two seconds with corrections because he can’t for the life of him understand what’s going on

YES YES

reg joins and he’s like “where’s the boy barbie??” and james and their daughter both gasp and james is like “first of all,,, his name is ken”

and their kid is. like “there is NO boy barbie”

and james is like “yeah. why would there be a boy barbie, regulus???”

and poor regulus is thrown into some convoluted barbie story where they’re animal hospital owners taking care of a unicorn on a boat in space but some of the barbie’s are beefing and one barbie is “obviously a cat regulus duh” and his barbie’s name is sparkles and he can’t change it 😭😭😭

#asks #he is googling under the table tho where to buy barbie convertibles n pools tho #and new clothes for sparkles bc no way is his barbie wearing that ugly purple dress next time he plays