#and rhey were like ‘why not do during breaks’ mother fucker I do

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Jobs be like “we care about our workers” then turn around like “you can’t take more than fifteen minutes in the bathroom over nine hours”

#shut up lex #like I can’t help that I have a kitten bladder and a caffeine addiction #take your productivity loss up with my tummy issues my guy #and rhey were like ‘why not do during breaks’ mother fucker I do #you want my insomniac ass ready to go at 8 and it takes over half an hour to start the dinosaur computer you gave me #I drink a pot of coffee a day just to be alive since none of you will give me the late shift YOUNPROMISED MONTHS AGO