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#and the walmart things look extra scrumptious at this hour
i should be allowed to sleep overnight in walmart. i wont drink the batteries again i pinky swear
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puzzled-zebra · 6 years
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I really like the “Aliens eat weird Earth food combinations” trope and I hope that Voltron does that. Say for example...
Allura, with all the daintiness and sophistication of an Altean royal, dipping fries into a milkshake while Lance just stares at her like she’s the most beautiful creature in the universe.
Actually, just crank Allura’s thing for milkshakes to 11 please.
“Oh stars, Lance! This ‘pizza’ is absolutely scrumptious!”
“Heh, had a feeling you’d dig the ham & pineapple.”
“You know what? I just came up with the best idea! Lance, we should make a pizza milkshake!”
“......B-brilliant idea Allura. I, honestly, would have never thought of that...”
Allura acquires Lance’s love for Italian food in the strangest of ways.
Lance doesn’t know how she can happily dip pickles in marinara sauce, but he’s glad that she is smiling.
Ah, yes, fettuccine with salad dressing. Makes perfect sense.
Romelle would just be Buddy from Elf.
Romelle...why are you?...You don’t...you don’t put honey on hotdogs...
Remember that spaghetti monstrosity that Buddy made? Add strawberry jam to that, and you’ve got Romelle’s Special Dessert Pasta.
No, milk duds and ice cream do not make for a well balanced breakfast, hun.
She really likes sweet condiments.
Jelly or jam on any and all sandwiches. Yes, especially burgers.
I’ve heard of people adding ketchup to eggs, but never chocolate sauce.
“What do you mean ‘Maple syrup isn’t a beverage’? It’s a drinkable, sweet liquid in a bottle! How is this different than one of your ‘sodas’?
Speaking of sodas she’d probably chug a liter bottle and belch like Buddy too.
She won the contest that the boys were having, as well as won their respect and friendship, and was titled the Queen of Soda Drinking.
She probably thinks it’s an Earth sport.
Everyone is concerned that she’ll get diabetes within a month of being on Earth. Please stop this beautiful sunshine child.
In this trope Coran would just be Coran!
He’d experiment with all sorts of things to recreate the taste of Altean dishes.
Hunk was horrified watching Allura’s strange combinations, but Coran really takes the cake...and cuts it in half to use it as bread for a tuna sandwich with extra mayo.
Please...stop...no one wants to witness you mix marshmallow fluff and relish to make a “new and improved” sweet potato salad “This time with pineapple!”.
The only “normal” strange combination that he is addicted to is cantaloupe with pepper.
He sometimes eats things that aren’t technically food...or even edible by anyone’s standards.
Yes, he has accidentally consumed dish soap. It wasn’t that bad, it could just use some salt!
Stop eating the chapstick Coran, it isn’t candy. Neither is the lip gloss.
Look, I KNOW it says it says 100% natural, and that the first three ingredients are mango, algae, and grapefruit extract, but that is a skin care creme, and NOT something you should be spreading on a bagel.
He also delights in the finer beverages on Earth like wine...Rice wine.
He’s also crazy about condiments and pineapples in general.
No, he isn’t eating a plate of 7 different sauces, that was a steak. A steak he COVERED in 7 different sauces like a heathen.
YOU DON’T PUT SPICY MUSTARD ON POPCORN THAT’S FOR THE HOT DOGS!
Pineapples for breakfast, pineapples for brunch, pineapples served in any way to compliment his lunch.
He also likes pineapple on his pizza...which has been drizzled in several different sauces, and then coated entirely with ranch dressing.
Keith and Krolia have the same weird as hell tastes.
Neither of them care if they are in a town with a Walmart or 7/11, it’s huntin’ time!
Fresh roadkill? Heck yeah, free lunch!
Beef jerky is great and all, but have y’all ever had rabbit jerky? OOH or snake jerky!
A well-marinated and carefully cooked heart, can be just as good as any steak.
Scorpions can be plenty tasty if you season them just right! And crickets are basically like eating sunflower seeds only free and with more protein.
Galrans. Freaking. Love. Ketchup.
Krolia put her lover in the awkward position of buying 3-5 bottles of ketchup per week. The grocery staff spent countless hours wondering what he used all of it for.
They would add ketchup to everything if they could.
Keith: *drenches pancakes in ketchup!”
Lance: “KEITH! THAT ISN’T MAPLE SYRUP!”
Keith: “I know.”
Lance: “Wh-why are you putting ketchup on pancakes?! That’s disgusting!
Keith: “No it’s not! That guy over there is doing it too!”
Lance: “Keith, that guy is putting it on his omelette.”
Keith: “Meh, same difference.”
Lance: “THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!”
They put as much ketchup as possible on both burger buns, and then DIP THE BURGER IN ADDITIONAL KETCHUP FOR EACH BITE.
No writing cute messages or drawing pictures on their omelettes, they will just COAT the omelette in ketchup.
Poor Shiro learned this the hard way. KEITH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRENCH HIS CAREFULLY DRAWN KETCHUP ART? THAT’S THE ONLY PART OF THE OMELETTE MAKING PROCESS THAT HE GOT TO PARTICIPATE IN! SURE IT LOOKS LIKE A 5-YEAR-OLD DREW IT BUT STILL! So unintentionally heartless...( ;^; )
Keith first had ketchup when Krolia let him slobber on her ketchup covered fingers after she had some fries.
This discovery helped her encourage him to bottle feed by dipping the nipple in ketchup.
Krolia’s lover was SO concerned about her sodium levels when they were together. Many years later, Shiro is experiencing that same concern with her son.
“Marinara sauce is like ketchup...but fancier.”- Krolia or Keith at some point in their lives.
Yes, in case you are all wondering, Lotor would love ketchup too.
And all of his former generals as well.
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