#and theyve dedicated an unbelievable amount of their time to this. WHAT do they think theyre accomplishing here. i'm going crazy

[feluka]

fell down the weirdest rabbit hole the other day

#looked up the name of a comic book artist on tumblr search #who apparently shares a name with a model that a certain member of 1D (the band) dated #(being vague so it doesnt show up in the tags) #and naturally a lot of posts were about their relationship. nothing unexpected. kept scrolling past to find what i was looking for #but one post caught my eye for having some words like 'publicity stunt' and 'she's his beard' #i was like. what is the drama going on here. anyway i foolishly clicked on the blog because curiosity clicked the mina #and this girl HAS A BLOG DEDICATED TO DOCUMENTING EVERY SINGLE RELATIONSHIP THIS GUY HAS EVER BEEN IN #which is like. fans are weird and invasive. ok #BUT #ALL THAT DOCUMENTATION IS FOR THE PURPOSE OF 'PROVING' THE FACT THAT THIS BAND MEMBER IS IN FACT GAY AND DATING A FELLOW BAND MEMBER #AND HOW ALL THESE RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN ARE COVER UPS #and im like this has to be satire this has to be satire #but nooo it's hundreds upon hundreds of posts with INSANE amount of detail like 'he said in this post that he was going on vacation with her #'but she posted an instagram post with the location tagged as another city entirely!' #'meanwhile other bandmember has family in this location so they could possibly have been staying there at the time!' #'conclusion: he said he was going on a vacation with his gf but in fact he was with band member!!!!!!!!!!!' #and it's like. insanely long essays with tons of screenshots and tweets and photos as receipts #i've seen court proceedings less thorough #and this person genuinely believes this. like this person is fully convinced of this theory. i'm losing my mind #and theyve dedicated an unbelievable amount of their time to this. WHAT do they think theyre accomplishing here. i'm going crazy #curiosity killed the mia* not clicked. i should proof read my tags before i've writte too much of them to go back dsjkfsfh