#anne watches hockey

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Womens wrongs you say?

#they deserve some violence #as a treat #the treat is we get to see it #anne watches hockey #pwhl lb

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Okay last thing for tonight. I made a meme to encapsulate how I feel about winning against the undefeated avs after a three game losing streak

#pens lb #anne watches hockey #memes #sis was comparing pens to the pirates who only show up to ruin a cy young pitchers era or to make an absolute fool of the other team #and I was like yeah you right #that is the shitsburgh way

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Sid’s current point pace is like he took a week off to mourn his son getting traded and then eldest daughter said we’re getting you this record and it’s been old man call the ambulance meme ever since.

#anne watches hockey #pens lb #wow rereading this it’s comprehensible and also nonsense lmao #I’m not changing a word tho

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Every time an opposing team decides to overwhelmingly hate on Jake I remember the I think it’s from yohe tweet where he’s like “pound for pound no one talks more shit on the ice than Jake Guentzel”

#anne watches hockey #pens lb #jakenbake #he’s my noodle armed muppet son the fact that he talks smack is so funny to me

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Sorry for the terrible video of my tv but look at that flirty little smile from Jars. Ned’s cunty little hair flip. That there’s a newly bonded goalie pair still in the honeymoon phase.

#anne watches hockey #pens lb #tristan jarry #mouse boy #but mother I love him #alex nedeljkovic #ned #I just think he’s neat #love thy goalie #ned/jars

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“Jarry’s doing it all, stopping pucks and dropping guys” - Colby Armstrong

Colby thank you for the most perfect description of Mouse Boy. He is a pretty princess and he will do it all.

#anne watches hockey #pens #pittsburgh penguins #tristan jarry #mouse boy #but mother I love him #give mouse boy a knife #he deserves some violence #as a treat #penguins hockey

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They’re flirting

#anne watches hockey #pens lb #tristan jarry #elvis merzlikins #mouse boy #come join me in rarepair hell

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🥺

#I miss Heino #anne watches hockey #pens lb #danton heinen #tristan jarry #mouse boy

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Love Line!

#anne watches hockey #pens lb #anne attends a game #love line #love thy goalie

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#anne watches hockey #pens lb #boys pls #I’m begging you #there’s a tv timeout #plssssssss

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I couldn’t figure out why Reilly was on the trip despite the injury and the fact that Sully is on record that he’s not going to be healthy enough to play until after the all star break. They brought him with so he’d be in the building for his first game back in vegas after the trade 🥺😭

#anne watches hockey #pens lb

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@sportsthoughts here’s the Sidtanger handshake from another angle

#clipped it from my love line video #anne watches hockey #anne attends a game #kris letang #sidney crosby #crosby #tanger

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Tonight’s game:

#anne watches hockey #pens lb

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With all the McJesus talk I feel like I have to share one of my favorite Sid tweets that comes to mind whenever the comparisons get too nauseating

#anne watches hockey #pens lb

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The rituals are intricate

#anne watches hockey #pens lb #anne attends a game #Ned #alex nedeljkovic

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Sorry I’m too busy staring at Jars and Ned to care about Carts

#anne watches hockey #pens lb #I got distracted by my goalies