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Best Underrated Anime Group L Round 3: #L8 vs #L2
#L8: Teenage girl and her friends literally hack society
#L2: Girl turns into a tanuki and learns about racism
Details and poll under the cut!
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#L8: Yurei Deco
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Summary:
In the cyber city Tom Sawyer, society revolves around earning "Love," akin to receiving likes on social media. Citizens of this augmented reality exchange Love for public services and appearance-changing avatars via the Decoration Customizer, also known as "Deco," a hologram device implanted in an individual's eyes from early childhood. Under the government's careful management, the people of Tom Sawyer live a peaceful existence, outside the occasional appearance of Phantom Zero, a mysterious criminal who brings all Love to zero within their vicinity.
Berry, a mischievous girl fascinated by Phantom Zero, lives comfortably in the system of Tom Sawyer until her Deco malfunctions, enabling her to see a camouflaged prankster named Hack. Believing Hack to be Phantom Zero, Berry chases after the suspect and, in the process, begins to uncover society's most well-kept secrets. As it turns out, Hack is not the only person living outside the system's rules—and the vibrant colors of Tom Sawyer hide a darker nature.
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Without any spoilers, Hack can easily be interpreted as nonbinary in some sort of way (whether they’re transmasc, transfem, or otherwise androgynous/neutral/other aligned) and their birth sex is never revealed, which is a plus for me. Furthermore, it’s literally what would happen if you made a fun, hard science fiction series in the style of a Ted Chiang novel but aimed at kids and written rather optimistically. It still has the hard sci-fi elements of critiquing AI and social capital systems and whatnot, but it also has an upbeat, cheerful tone of a children’s show, and you know what? I really like cheerful, intelligent kids shows! It’s something that I could not only watch on my own, but also watch with my conservative family without being seen as inappropriate, and it’s a genuinely cute and fun show!
I also like the colorful, free-flowing art style, thanks to Science SARU’s art, and the diverse characters, not only in characterization, but in race, body type, age, and gender. And the plot twists in this show really excited me too! This is one of my favorite shows of all time, and I genuinely recommend people to watch this show as well! Sadly, it’s not dubbed, likely because of its relative unpopularity, but the Japanese voice cast is another plus, especially Berry’s seiyuu! Berry is genuinely her first voice role, and she KNOCKS it out of the part, especially at making Berry’s cheerfulness stand out. Another good point: the MUSIC. With diverse mixes of electropop, hyperpop, and bit-based sounds, it genuinely has such a unique soundtrack compared to a lot of 2020s era anime’s yakousei and anisong based soundtracks which, while I like some yakousei and anisong tracks, I’m just not fond of both genres.
Trigger Warnings: Unfortunately, as a Science Saru show, Yurei Deco is unfortunately very flashy on the eyes and thus very unsafe for epileptics, the photosensitive, and autistic people who have trouble with eyestrain, among others. There are also depictions of classism that, while shown as wrong and not good in the narrative, might trigger those who experienced class-based abuse.
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#L2: BNA: Brand New Animal
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Summary:
Throughout history, humans have been at odds with Beastmen—a species capable of changing shape due to their genetic "Beast Factor." Because of this conflict, Beastmen have been forced into hiding. Anima City serves as a safe haven for these oppressed individuals to live free from human interference.
During a festival celebrating the town's 10th anniversary, Michiru Kagemori, a human who suddenly turned into a tanuki, finds that Anima City is a far cry from paradise. After witnessing an explosion in the square, she is confronted by Shirou Ogami, a seemingly indestructible wolf and sworn protector of all Beastmen. As they pursue the criminals behind the bombing, the two discover that Michiru is anything but an ordinary Beastman, and look to investigate her mysterious past and uncanny abilities. Could she turn out to be the missing link between Humans and Beastmen?
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This is one of the first few anime I watched when I was getting into it, so I'm rather fond of it. Though the show is only one season, overall it's pretty solid and ties everything together at the end. I also really like how they utilize color in the animation (it especially makes fight scenes more interesting to watch). The worldbuilding they have with the beastmen is pretty neat as well. This anime is good if you're looking for something quick to watch.
Trigger Warnings: There is some violence, and since the characters are animals, that may fall under animal cruelty. There are a few parts in the show where the colors get pretty intense, so that could be considered flashing lights. There is racism, as the beastmen are discriminated against by humans.
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airlock · 4 years
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anyways, that other post was kind of lame, so let’s do a twofer today!
let’s tally the 15 most wanted siblings in the FE universe, and criticize that wanting
#1: CAMILLA (1741 votes)
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anime was a mistake.
#2: CLAUDE (1532 votes across all appearances)
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"mom said it’s my turn on the xbox”, you roar triumphantly. nonplussed, claude hands you the controller. with a hearty sip of your mountain dew, you start playing master chief or forthnight or whatever it is you feel like playing on an xbox.
all of a sudden, you feel a violent stomach cramp. it is claude’s turn on the xbox
#3: IKE (1484 votes across all appearances)
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oh yeah, because being related to ike has worked out so well for everyone who’s tried it so far,
just settle for the found family angle, why don’tcha
#4: ASHE (1087 votes across all appearances)
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let’s face it, this is really less about being ashe’s sibling and more about adopting him again. ... and you know what? fair enough. give this poor fella his third shot at having a family
#5: ELISE (919 votes)
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oh god oh fuck, watch what you’re doing with that sword
#6: SHARENA (869 votes)
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I guess being Sharena’s sibling would be great specifically if you’re looking to break out of your shell. if you need someone close to you who can prod you forward and drag you along to any number of interesting functions, sure. but if you don’t particularly feel like being forced to wear the bunny costume, maybe reconsider this vote
#7: MERCEDES (811 votes across all appearances)
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hope you enjoy being Emile v2.0, because the caveat to her being your Big Sister is that she will 100% put you in that position
#8: EDELGARD (804 votes across all appearances)
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man, I can’t believe 804 people just volunteered to die in an unethical experiment
#9: CORRIN (688 votes across all genders)
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there’s something funny about how, out of this game that is totally about choosing one or another set of siblings, the third most popular pick is the character who’s stuck making the choice to begin with. it’s like, maybe the real sibling is the one we found along the way
#10: EIRIKA (649 votes)
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that’s a lead of nearly 130 votes on her brother, because clearly we understand which of the two would really be pleasant to have as a sibling
#11: NINO (627 votes)
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yes! yesss!! adopt th
#12: SLEUF (592 votes)
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oh hey, it’s been a while since the presumable fereddit prank vote actually broke top 15
I wouldn’t wish it on him, though, because if my brother told me something cryptic and said I would “understand it later”, I would strangle him
#13: BERNADETTA (588 votes)
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living in the same house as her is no remedy for the door-to-face interaction,
altho I also accept this one as an adoptionvote
#14: LUCINA (574 votes, possibly with uncounted change)
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unfortunately, this option is only viable if you can squash the bug yourself
#15: TIKI (531 votes across all appearances, including TMS#FE)
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I guess the thing you’d definitely find out in this process is how to have a sibling of the exact same, across each point of your own aging process
the big upshot is that you potentially get to do this, though, so you know what? fantastic idea. adopt she
HONORABLE MENTIONS (highest vote in their continuity, without reaching top 15)
Alm (310 votes): picture the sibling who thinks they’re helping if they offer to beat up your schoolyard bullies. now imagine you can’t stop him, like at all
Plumeria (222 votes): in case you were wondering, that’d be this poll’s Unfunny Quota. considering how much less of a result it’s had compared to the other ones, seems clear to me that even the people who were unfunny enough to start making this joke still largely got tired of it at some point along the 5 entire polls
so there we have it! now, let’s get your thoughts onto my replies and reblogs! did you just pick someone adorable, even though that’s not remotely how siblinghood goes- ahem.
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airlock · 4 years
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so, folks, I’m here to start another heinous text post series!
once again, we have results on a FEH poll -- and once again, IS has fucked up the vote counting beyond repair, leaving me filled with desire to tally things up nicer and properer. which I will try to do anyway, but the only numbers published were the ones above their top 100, so I guess we’ll technically have some missing information
but then, I thought, hey, while I’m at it, why don’t I offer some pointed critique as to whether the most voted characters deserve their votes?
let’s start with the professors. below the cut: the top 15 most wanted teachers in Fire Emblem, and whether they are any good as professors!
#1: BYLETH (10574 votes across all genders and forms)
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yeah, yeah, that figures; if you don’t want to think too hard about this, why not go with the character who is only known as Professor, right?
that said, I’ve had classes with professors whose facial experssions never change and whose dialogue choices don’t matter, and let me tell you, regardless of who was controlling them behind the scenes, I can’t recommend that experience
#2: ROBIN (3110 votes across all genders)
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ehm, sure? I mean, if taking over the plot and arbitrarily succeeding at everything you try are teachable skills, sign me up I guess-
#3: CECILIA (2426 votes)
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our first extant personality is here, and not a bad choice at all! I mean, if her curriculum is whatever Lilina is doing, then I’d learn happily. even if she can be astonishingly blunt and I happen to have weaknesses and insecurities-
#4: CAMILLA (1303 votes)
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look, I get it; those of you who played fates are ever so often telling me that, despite all the hype, there’s an actual character there somewhere beneath the slab of meat. I’ve heard you tell me a million times by now. but please, by all means, explain to me what this can possibly represent if not 1303 people with a teacher kink
and yeah, I hope you’re bracing yourself for that already, because we’re going to be running into multiple characters who are obvious horny votes. potentially even some who are sneaky horny votes -- like, sure, Cecilia is a good teacher, but she’s also the series’ first bangable teacher, and I have no way of knowing where one ends and another begins out of her 2426
#5: IKE (1121 votes across all appearances)
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what’s there for him to teach, anyway? how to get away with yelling at a foreign monarch whose help you need? how to do handstands with a sword? ... actually, you know what, sign me up for both of those, even if this is basically an additional horny vote
(pew pew peeeeeeeeeeew I went there)
#6: LYN (877 votes)
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er, I don’t even... are people counting it as “teaching” if she sometimes talks exposition at the player character? I mean, even as far as that goes, exposition usually falls to the other people in her team anyway...... hmmmmm
like yeah, regardless, she’s passably nice -- opinionated, sure, but that doesn’t usually grate much -- and dedicated to self-improvement... like, it’s not that she has any outstanding qualities for a teacher, but she’s already a better candidate than probably half this list
#7: CLAUDE (869 votes across all appearances)
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869 votes total, of which 619 are for his post-timeskip appearance. nice. (and also, booyaka booyaka)
... I guess you can accuse this one of being a horny vote also, because I mean, it’s claude, he does that to everyone -- but considering that Dimitri didn’t get into the top 15 despite what Erica Lindbeck would have wanted, I think it’s safe to assume that this is at least partially about Claude’s brains.
that said, though, being clever doesn’t alone make someone a good teacher, so, what does he really have going for him? well, he’s very eloquent -- although he’s never struck me as the good-at-being-the-center-of-attention type. and he’s funny, which is a thing that a lot of people look for in a teacher, although let me tell you, years of cram school have really shown me to only want that in a secondary capacity,
... wait, on second thought, how many people voted for this just because of Joe Zieja?
#8: SHANNAM (852 votes)
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wow, I can’t believe 852 people have been completely duped! ... well, he did accidentally teach Mareeta how to Astra, but that sounds like it had nothing to do with what he was doing at all. I guess it’d be nice to discover a hidden talent just like that, but it doesn’t seem to be something we can rely on Shannam for. just like everything else
incidentally, I’m told there’s going to be a lot of random Jugdrali nobodies on the next categories too -- I’m guessing that must be the newest FE Reddit mob prank. too bad there’s probably not going to be a category that Dorcas can take over
(in case you’re wondering, the actual shannan has a modest 171 votes to his name)
#9: MANUELA (851 votes)
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I’m not going to call this an outright horny vote, but one thing I can tell you all for sure is that nobody who’s voting for this wants to have an actual class where things get done
like, sure, she’s not without her share of admirable wisdom, but we’re talking about someone who openly felt like jumping into a lake when someone told her they look up to her and think she has made good decisions
#10: TITANIA (818 votes across all appearances)
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the very first character on this list I can’t fault or make fun of at all, and it’s taken us the entire top 10 to get there. bravo, Fire Emblem fans. and bravo IS for splitting the tellius votes again, making her rank even worse on the official list
#11: EDELGARD (766 votes across all appearances)
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what. I mean, sure, she’s a fantastic public speaker, but like, I hope you haven’t had enough yet of the teacher who boasts about how they WILL fail you
#12: SETETH (733 votes, possibly with uncounted change)
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being taught by seteth is, presumably, like being taught by snape, minus all of the venom. solid choice, I suppose!
plus, if we’re following up on the Joe Zieja thing, I’d really be lining up to take classes from Mark Whitten. or Allegra Clark. or Christian La Monte, but that’d just be because he’s adorable and I’d watch him doing like anything
(get your mind out of the gutter)
#13: CANAS (685 votes)
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I’m like, at least halfway sure that’s the one I voted for. hell yeah!
what’s there not to love? sure, he might be a spot awkward, but that unmatchable passion for knowledge is one of the best traits to have as a teacher, not to mention that he’s humble, happy to teach, and even good with kids! er, other people’s kids, that is. kids other than Hugh
(technically, he’s also voiced by Joe Zieja, but eh, I doubt anyone’s thought of that)
#14: ATHOS (664 votes)
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if Seteth was the Snape pick, this is the Dumbledore -- again, without the venom, if he does have skeletons in his closet. that said, he forgets to eat just because he probably doesn’t have to anymore, so y’know, brace yourself for how that translates into keeping the class organized
(incidentally, his student Pent just barely missed my cut, as he is #16)
#15: LUKAS (647 votes)
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you know what? it’s not that Lukas isn’t kind and passionate for knowledge and a bunch of other things that make a good teacher, but I regret to say I am 100% calling this both a horny vote and a voice actor vote. a horny for the voice actor vote, if you will. you’re not looking for a class, you’re looking for an ASMR roleplay of one
HONORABLE MENTIONS (highest vote in their continuity, without reaching top 15)
Maiko (622 votes): I haven’t played TMS#FE, so someone else will have to gauge the extent to which this is a horny vote
Marth (544 votes across all appearances): look, marth’s whole thing is how he’s just a naïve whelp standing on the shoulders of giants, so let’s be real -- you want Jagen to be your teacher. and hell yeah, so do I
Plumeria (400 votes): holy shit, look, 400 people who aren’t funny at all. like not even a little bit
Eirika (363 votes): it’s strange that she’s beating out the plethora of proper teacherly characters in Magvel, like Saleh and Duessel. I guess the upshot is that she’s never going to catch you cheating in a test?
unlike what I normally say on my heavily opinionated text posts, I’m eager to hear what you all have to say about all that -- this poll is a lot less fun than the discussions it raises! so yeah, who deserves all the votes they got here? did the one you voted for make the cut? are you on the defensive because I’ve seen right through you? let me know in the replies and reblogs!
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airlock · 4 years
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alright folks, I’m back for more of those results from the anniversary poll; once again, I’ll be counting them as properly as I can because IS sure as hell can’t, and in the process, I will also judge whether the fans have spoken good choices
this time, we’ll be counting and criticizing the top 15 dancing duos! (disclaimer: I don’t dance. I still will attempt to comment on everyone else’s dancing)
#1: BERKUT & RINEA (9313 votes)
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tumblr won’t let me simply put two images next to each other in a text post, and I can’t be fucked to put them together in such a way that doesn’t make them un-transparent, so I’ll be putting them together with a simple color background; it’s a spot uglier and I will probably fail to spot some wonky pixels, but c’est la vie
anyways, I don’t like it, but like Byleth before, this is a natural afk pick; they’re some of a very small subset of characters in the series that we actually see dancing with each other, in a proper cutscene. a cutscene that, in fact, basically exists to tell us that they look good dancing, so one’s not wrong to vote for them here, I suppose. there are, in fact, a lot of people in this world who are fantastic performers and also would throw their spouses in a fire if they figured it’d make them feel good about themselves again
#2: OLIVIA & INIGO (2474 votes, including Laslow)
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this is actually sweet, though, mother-son dancing duo and all. one thing I do have to mention, though, is that you’d have to hope that our hypothetical dance-off was announced plenty of time in advance, there’s so much that could bring a performance between them crashing and burning if they don’t hash it all out for themselves first
#3: EDELGARD & DIMTIRI (1871 votes across all appearances, possibly with uncounted change)
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they sure do look fantastic, dancing with other people with their backs completely to each other,
might as well stuff this strangely popular nothing-of-a-choice with a little additional note: these paired votes are going to be especially harrowing on the split vote front, because any combination of two characters who both have split votes means they can be combined with each other in 4 different ways. like, most people probably won’t combine, say, someone’s PoR self with someone else’s RD self, but properly unsplitting votes in this is going to be a lot more of a challenge. and that’s to say nothing of byleth; there is a whopping 16 different ways to combine Byleth and any one Three Houses character
ETA: I. completely forgot about the thing where edelgard tried to teach dimitri to dance when they were young. okay, that kind of tracks. but also like, whomst the fuck got the idea that whatever they were doing there was building up to elegance
#4: ELIWOOD & NINIAN (1495 votes)
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I’m getting the lingering feeling that this fandom is a lot better at pointing out good dancers than good teachers-
this one’s another amazing pick; sure, not one you have to think a lot about, since they’re oft-shipped and one of them is an actual dancer -- but the beauty of it is that even the ostensible weak link still has much offer, between his flawless elegance and a love of dancing that we at the very least knows is in his lineage
let’s just hope eliwood would still prefer to keep the “special dances” private though-
#5: BYLETH & CLAUDE (1163 votes across all appearances, possibly with uncounted change)
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speaking of the ballroom cutscene again, man, Claude sure has left an impression on us all back there-
still, we don’t actually see the dance, and it’s probably better that we don’t -- I wouldn’t bet that Byleth is any more expressive with their moves than they are with their face. there’s really not very much of a reason to vote for this other than wanting to insert yourself into a situation where one dances with Claude. and I mean, mood, but let’s focus, please-
#6: OLIVIA & AZURA (996 votes)
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this is just a copout, though. this is like if I asked you about the best food in your town and you just told me that technically Gordon Ramsey was born there. ooo, hot take alert, two unrelated professional performers can probably put on a decent performance together!
at least their theme colors together make the trans flag, so I’ll give all 996 of you that much-
#7: ALM & CELICA (990 votes)
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was there like an actual thing where they dance, or were people picking this just because they’re good-looking and married? because like, in the absence of evidence, I cannot and will not assume that Alm is a remotely passable dancer.
in fact, here’s the drill: for this section, I can’t actually blame people if they’re just hornyvoting -- being hot is kind of a point-plus for this -- but I can and will blame them if they’re voting for their ships with no regard as to whether they’d look good dancing. so, accusations of hornyvoting shall make way -- to accusations of shipvoting! I believe that’s also going to happen on the other paired category, even if that one is a lot less about the chemistry (presumably)
#8: NILS & NINIAN (884 votes)
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this kind of a copout again, but it’s also a family dance again, BUT most importantly one of these two is not actually a dancer. like, sure, he plays the flute, but this isn’t a flute-and-dance duo poll, it’s a dance poll! although I mean, it does mean he must have a good notion of rhythm, and from the sprites we can definitely tell he’s got a spring in his step when he plays, and Ninian can teach him too, so... maybe? oh well, it’d be cute to see them try
#9: SIGURD & DEIRDRE (790 votes)
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eh, I’m gonna call shipvoting on this one too. like, sure, they’re both hot and they’re in love with each other, but even if you leave aside the likelihood that Deirdre was raised too shelthered to have danced like ever, any dancing they’d know of would be totally incompatible, considering their entirely distinct backgrounds.
I suppose I will lend credence to the idea that Sigurd’s at least experienced as far as dancers go; it’s not like he was studying back at that academy,
#10: BYLETH & EDELGARD (735 votes across all appearances, possibly with uncounted change)
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since most of the votes on this are for post-timeskip edelgard, this appears to be unrelated to the ballroom scene, for once
that said, I can’t think of anything to this other than regular shipvoting -- and not even shipvoting of much quality, because besides the above-mentioned on whether byleth can dance, I have a nagging feeling that the kind of dancing Edelgard would genuinely be interested in would be strictly for fun, without any sort of elegance or other things that an outside participant would enjoy watching
#11: TSUBASA & CAEDA & KIRIA & THARJA (687 votes)
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don’t let the fact that I found a transparent tsubasa but not a transparent kiria distract you from the absolute trainwreck that resulted from the naming scheme used in FEH for TMS#FE characters crashing into the notation I’m using for the duos here- ahem, well, please be distracted from both of those things, anyway
assuming this is just between the two mirage users and we’re not talking about the most awkward foursome in history, well... I once again have not played TMS#FE, so uh, they sure are both pop idols and I think people ship them, I guess?
#12: MARTH & CAEDA (596 votes across all appearances)
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I mean... there’s a lot that can be said about their individual qualities and their dynamics, but I have absolutely no idea how any of it would translate into a ballroom. and if we’re any inclined to believe that skill with words and skill with bodily expression tend to be opposite skillsets, then theyyyy are both screwed.
#13: PENT & LOUISE (508 votes)
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I get it, I do. they both look sparkly beautiful and haute and classy and like everything around them is prettier for them being there. but let me categorically tell you that neither of these two dance.
neither of these two dance because one, Pent is an absolute potato, and two, Pent specifically chose Louise because she didn’t try to impress him with a dance.
#14: SAUL & DOROTHY (495 votes)
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regardless of any merits they may or may not have, this is 100% just to get them into heroes, isn’t it. alright, I can respect that
but as for whether they can dance... sure, maybe? Dorothy is full of hidden talents, and Saul has probably tried to dance enough times to guide her along at least
#15: CORRIN & AZURA (476 votes across all genders)
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alas, there’s no way this can work out, because we all know corrin has two left feet.
thank you, thank you! I’ll be here every night!
HONORABLE MENTIONS (highest vote in their continuity, without reaching top 15)
Ike & Soren (344 votes across all appearances): disappointingly, of the stark few Tellius pairs that got on this list, the best-ranked of them is 100% blatant shipvoting. I mean, sure, Ike’s got moves, but Soren?? at least vote Ike & Ranulf you cowards
Eirika & Ephraim (323 votes): first, we’d have to extensively train Ephraim on how to not make this experience entirely embarassing for Eirika, but that can be said of most anything they could do together in public-
Triandra & Plumeria (280 votes): yep, still unfunny. and now all of you 280 assholes are stretching it
Ferdinand & Lorenz (95 votes, possibly with uncounted change): I’m just mentioning them because I’m one of these 95 people. and so should more of you have been! don’t you know elegance when it’s right in front of you? huh? huhhh????
and that’s it, you’ve endured me attempting to talk about dancing for several minutes when I have no knowledge or experience on the subject! I eagerly await your input in my replies and reblogs, especially from those of you who do dance.
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airlock · 4 years
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so, we’re in for another post about the results from the anniversary poll, but hem, haw...
I already did an entire text post series evaluating fire emblem villains! and this next post will be about the category “villains you just can’t hate”, so like, I might not have as much to say as critique this time, because I’ve already said the vast majority of what I’ve had
so let’s tally up those top 15, and in the meantime, I will just focus on this one simple question: can you hate these?
#1: LYON (4176 votes)
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if we’re reducing this category to “best villain”, then hell yeah, Lyon is a worthy candidate; not the one I would’ve picked, but definitely a runner-up. validates my mawing about how he should be in smash,
but let’s talk about whether you can hate Lyon. can you? that’s the thing: sure you can! you don’t have to, but he’s such an incredibly mutlifaceted villain, anything from love to hate goes
#2: EDELGARD (4105 votes across all appearances)
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oh man oh man, you sure can hate Edelgard. every other day I’m over there stuck reading the worst, most headache-inducing takes from folks who do. fortunately, I’m not like, on twitter or anything, so I don’t normally have to read the about equally horrible takes from people who love her a spot too much, but alas, doesn’t seem as if you can quite solve both problems
#3: BERKUT (3768 votes)
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why
#4: BLACK KNIGHT (2598 votes, across all appearances, including his... other identity)
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once again, he splits his vote all over the place and loses much of his ranking for it! as for whether you can hate him, though, well... just ask Ike about that, why don’tcha
#5: ARVIS (1803 votes)
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where Lyon was the runner-up, this is 100% the one I would vote for, if this were just about being Best Villain. either him or Travant, anyway
and no, you can’t hate Arvis. sure, he did everything wrong, but he did with such panache!
#6: VERONICA (1802 votes)
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at long, long last, the most voted FEH OC in a category isn’t the hentai fairty! you’ve saved us all once again, vero. your accolades are well-earned
y’know, FEH OCs had a good run in this category, even though they were otherwise eating dust so far. I guess it’s because most of the FEH OCs are antagonists, since Book II? and if you put that together with the fact that most of them don’t super make an impression,
#7: NARCIAN (1341 votes)
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alas, as I’ve said in the villain grading series, the whole macking on prepubescent girls thing is a major splotch on what otherwise would’ve been a fun villain
#8: MUSTAFA (1260 votes)
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just get over it, y’all
#9: GRIMA (1180 votes)
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speaking of awakening villains I wish people would forget already
#10: IDUNN (1001 votes)
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sure? I mean, she’s up there with Ishtar in the lineage of villains who are kinda just victims. I dunno if being a “villain you just can’t hate” means much when you don’t, like, potentially deserve to be hated
#11: LÍF (946 votes)
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eh, I never finished Book III, so all I have to say on this matter is that this has got to be in some part a total hornyvote
#12: OLIVER (775 votes, possibly with uncounted change)
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oh boy. not only can I perfectly well hate Oliver, I hated him less when he was a properly characterized villain with a specific story role than when he was an unfunny meme that has nothing to do with his former characterization
#13: PLUMERIA (771 votes)
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speaking of unfunny memes
#14: AVERSA (758 votes)
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gangrel got snubbed send tweet
#15: RUDOLF (744 votes)
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eh, fair enough. he did have enough style to spawn an archetype all of his own, which can’t be said for a lot of valentians. alas, he had more style when he had a stache
HONORABLE MENTIONS (highest vote in their continuity, without reaching top 15)
Camus (602 votes across all appearances, possibly with uncounted change): I don’t know if we can’t hate him, but hoo boy, there are so many people in-universe who can’t, at all costs-
Zola (496 votes): yep, freaking Zola has the best performance here out of Fates villains. sit on that one
not a single TMS#FE character made the top 100 cut also
I’ve already prodded you guys to talk about villains enough times in the grading series, so uh... yell at me for ignoring mustafa, I guess? talk about veronica? complain about bad edelgard takes of any nature? do something,
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