#anyone's free to suggest some though haha it just usually takes me forever to choose names for stuff

[n0maku]

Generated some new char designs i liked, SO I've put them up on my Artfight here and here! Come attack me at ~Nomaku :) character descriptions under cut

A human with an robotic head/mask. His 'pupils' glow, changing shape often. Amicable and oft described as eccentric, he prefers to wear clothes on the fancier/more businesslike end… yet, there always seems to be an untucked hem or rumpled collar. When possible, he tends to use an unorthodox tentacled machine to get around. - Head a striking black and white flame, this guy is an otherwise fairly average fella that likes to make music. Polite yet not devoid of humorous quips, he tends to take the unexpected in stride, weaving his way through life's troubles while he weaves his tunes.

#artfight #i'm hoping to draw more for it this year #nomakuart #nomakuposts #still have the chars i put up last artfight there too of course #probably gonna go dig up those old refs in a minute #anyway it's arfight month lads! everyone have fun drawing #anyway i don't really have that much thought put into these two - they literally don't have proper names #anyone's free to suggest some though haha it just usually takes me forever to choose names for stuff #(gently pats heads of all my left-unnamed char designs of the past)

[akatdollie]

Send me 💘 + a ship and I’ll tell you—

@hidan-san

SasoHida - Modern Verse - Artist Alt

where they first met and how - Sasori was painting a triptych in a church where Hidan is a priest. He is somewhat familiar with biblical texts, and favors a more Michelangelo style - that is, he portrays most of his painted subjects in various states of undress. So, he was asked by a local bishop to, uh… please. Cover them up. FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN.

Sasori, of course, spiteful. Makes them even MORE naked, more debauched. Throws in a beheaded Dionysus just for flavor. Hidan knows he’s not supposed to laugh, but…

God. This shortie is funny as fuck.

And the bishop can’t even oppose because… technically, yes. It is a pagan god being beheaded. He is portraying Adam and Even in their natural state. This damn satanic redhead is bending ALL THE RULES without breaking them.

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved - Sasori spent a month on each panel, then one more month making them all dirty. Hidan spent the dirty month hiding his snickers and offering quiet suggestions on how to make it worse better - like, say, having a snake bite a sinner’s testicles.

Sasori turned him down. Not because it was too much, but because, quote unquote, ‘it has already been done. I am creative with my torture.’

That is when Hidan decided that he had to marry this twink.

who fell for who first ( if applicable ) - See above.

where their first date was and what it was like - It was at the church. Hidan noticed that the artist was useless in the mornings and brought him coffee - Sasori’s third cup that day.

Sasori, who is never opposed to being spoiled, sniffed at the coffee for poison. But then decided that death was better than being awake without caffeine. He drank the coffee, staring blankly while Hidan blathered on and on about it being cruelty-free, wondering when he was going to die and being strangely okay with that.

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? ) - Hidan tricks Sasori into giving him his phone number by asking for a business card lol. Then he calls Sasori and asks him how much a nude portrait of himself would cost. Sasori told him two thousand, flat.

Hidan like. I don’t have that type of money - how about a date? Fifty dollars, tops.

Sasori had nothing better to do and accepted.

who proposes first - Assuming that marriage is legal, Hidan. In general, he makes the first move, and neither he nor Sasori do flings at this point in their lives.

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away - Hidan bragged about dating the damn satanic redhead to anyone that would listen and several that wouldn’t. Sasori just quietly changed his relationship status to “It’s complicated.”

Hidan laughed.

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? ) - It happens in the church where they met and Hidan works, on an afternoon where the sun streams in through the windows and everything is golden. Hidan asks Sasori if he wants to be together forever, to which Sasori scoffs, “Of course,” and Hidan pulls out the ring. “Heh. Guess I don’t need to bribe you.” Then he puts it back AND SASORI IS LIKE WAIT NO-

if they adopt any pets together - A Husky! Whose name is “Wolf.” Sasori calls her, “dog.”

who’s more dominant - Sasori, though Hidan makes the first move. (I feel like this is common in Sasori’s ships to be honest.)

where their first kiss was and what it was like - IT WAS in a theater. Sasori hated the movie and turned to Hidan and said they were making out now. Hidan, naturally, obliged.

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? ) - They have matching decor because Sasori is in charge of interior design XD. After hearing that Sasori thought Hidan was poisoning him, he also bought Sasori a bunch of coffee mugs (which Hidan occasionally uses) referring to poison.

how into pda they are - HIDAN IS —less forward at first — BUT THEN GETS VERY INTO IT. He constantly has an arm on Sasori’s shoulders (possessive—plus he likes bugging his beau). To which Sasori protests, weakly.

who holds the umbrella when it rains - Hidan. Sasori makes him.

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable ) - at home, with takeout, watching Netflix, on the couch. Sasori is reading a book.

who’s more protective - hard to say. Sasori would poison someone that tried taking something that was his, but Hidan would get a baseball bat with nails at the end and go to town on the offender in question.

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ ) - uhhh I want to say a three months? They didn’t rush things but once Sasori fell asleep on the couch and Hidan put him to bed. But then Sasori wouldn’t let go of his shirt, and rather than wake him up, Hidan shrugged and slept too.

if they argue about anything - Constantly. Bickering is a hobby for them.

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. ) - Hidan leaves more marks and Sasori smacks him when he bites too hard.

who steals whose clothes and how often - Sasori steals Hidan’s clothes, especially his comfy hoodies and night clothes… Hidan is not stylish enough—or small enough—to steal everyday clothes haha.

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? ) - Hidan splayed on top of Sasori like a starfish.

what their favourite nonsexual activity is - Sasori likes gossiping, but doesn’t necessarily have people he can trust with sensitive information. Hidan is a good listener.

Hidan likes watching Sasori rant about other artists/people and eggs him on. He finds it hilarious.

He makes a point of talking through the anger afterward. As a priest, he often counsels people through these things... and he kinda likes feeling useful.

But Sasori hates hates HATES when Hidan tries to tell him how to live his life. Hidan has learned that this is not a good idea.

how long they stay mad at each other - FOR-FUCKING-EVER

what their usual coffee / tea orders are - Sasori has Turkish coffee, and Hidan has green tea (it reminds him of home), usually with some sort of pastry.

if they ever have any children together - not unless they adopt.

if they have any special pet names for each other - Hidan calls Sasori “dollface” and Sasori calls Hidan “idiot.”

if they ever split up and / or get back together - NEITHER OF THEM BELIEVE IN DIVORCE SO NO.

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? ) - very clean with a bit of disorganization that Sasori nags Hidan about. Neither Sasori nor Hidan are messy people - Sasori by nature, Hidan by habit - and though Sasori is somewhat of a hoarder, he usually keeps it neat and contained to his personal spaces.

Sasori chooses the decor. It is sleek and modern with stainless steel.

what their first christmas as a couple was like - They got into an argument because Sasori didn’t celebrate Christmas and Hidan felt like Sasori was looking down on him. No, Sasori literally couldn’t care less. But he failed to communicate this until they got into a heated argument where Sasori threatened Hidan with his palette knife and Hidan laughed at him because those things are so nonthreatening. Then Sasori stabbed him with it.  

They made up in the hospital room. Sasori explained himself. Hidan thought it was hot.

They learned new things about each other that day.

what their names are in each other’s phones - Hidan is “Hidan” in Sasori’s phone. Hidan jokingly changes it depending on his mood, to Father Hidan, Bishop Mao, Pope Urban the Third.

Sasori is ”damn satanic redhead”. Sasori knows this and doesn’t care. Just dryly tells Hidan to not mention his revolving head at the next meeting of the exorcists. (Hidan cackles.)

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? ) - Not that I can think of.

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first - Hidan goes to bed first because he has to wake up to pray. Sasori is. . . impossible to wake up before 9am without at least two cups of coffee. He stays up until 3am.

who’s the big spoon / little spoon - Hidan is the big spoon I guess? If only because it is more convenient. Sasori won’t admit he likes it.

who hogs the bathroom - god. They fight over the bathroom. Hidan and his hair/skin products, Sasori and his makeup, they physically push each other out of the mirror. Christ.

who kills the spiders / takes them outside - Hidan is FRIGHTENED OF SPIDERS and would kill them if he weren’t backing away rapidly.

Sasori takes them outside.

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