#anyway another rumor from a med student who knows the guys working at morgue said he is surprised it is the first time smth like that

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the rest of the western countries: we are continuing to improve and innovate medicine for better patient outcomes

my country: we banned liver transplantation bc our surgeons suck ass

#idk if i should laugh or cry #like the mortality rate was too high #so they banned liver transplants for a year #like. what does this do. how is it a solution. how. why aspudda AAAAAA #anyway gossip from anesthesia lady was that it wasnt the skill but bc the surgeons could communicate with one another and kept thinking #each know best #which is i think you know the fact that being a surgeon is considered being prestigious and they translated it into being completely #insufferable to death #and on top of all that there was a recent scandal were morgue gave the wrong body to the funeral. #like the relatives at the ceremony were like guys that is NOT our dead mom #and the guys were like oh people look different when they go through embalming it is your mom #and the relatives were like our mother was blonde what the fuck #and the guys checked the id and IT WAS THE WRONG PERSON #and the worst part is they cannot find the right one. like. its lost #oh and im mentioning the morgue bc it is hospital morgue. one of the like. best hospitals #anyway another rumor from a med student who knows the guys working at morgue said he is surprised it is the first time smth like that #happened #and tbh i think its the 1st time something like that caught attention im like fully convinced other bodies were messed up #tw death mention #lol #oh but i forgot to tell the WORST WORST part #the hospital publicly apologized and their solution is to find a responsible person and fire them #thats like. the worst solution to the problem. it will solve absolutely nothing. #they literally said yeah we will find a solution with scapegoating. yeah. why not. how could this possibly go wrong #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #im sorry but this is so funny and tragic #thanks for coming to my ted talk