#ari opinion hour

[doctorwhoisadhd]

yall we GOTTA stop using top surgery scars as our only indication that someone is transmasc. what about the transmascs who like their tits, what about the transmascs with wide hips, and so on and so on

#ari opinion hour

[doctorwhoisadhd]

literally its fucking crazy that they introduced jack and were like "yeah so his former employer stole two years of his memories. also thats not his real name" and not ONCE in the entire time he was on tv over the course of 54 episodes did they ever think of explaining literally a single nother detail about any of that

#captain jack harkness #jack harkness #doctor who #torchwood #dw #like. wtf the fuck man #ari opinion hour #not bonff

[doctorwhoisadhd]

doctor who is so funny. no other show says "i dont believe in ghosts" so often while textually believing in ghosts so hard

#ari opinion hour #doctor who #dw #dr who

[doctorwhoisadhd]

jack would have fallen over himself flirting with 12 if he'd seen him playing guitar even one single time. sees him shredding ONCE and you KNOW he is not gonna be able to stop himself from saying something about 12s hands instantly

#jack harkness #doctor who #twelfth doctor #captain jack harkness #dw #dr who #ari opinion hour #hes right btw.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

jack harkness is the funniest character on the planet simply due to the SHEER AMOUNT of times someone will turn up from The Past and he had a thing with them. its to the point where the surprising thing would be if he HADNT fucked them. like yeah ok yet ANOTHER one of Grandpa Slut's exes is here. Unsurprising

#jack harkness #dr who #captain jack harkness #torchwood #doctor who #IT IS SO. FUCKIGN FUNNY. #ari opinion hour #like..... #agnes riskmanagement. miles and alison thehousethatjackbuilt. angelo colasanto. the doctor lady from the dead line. estelle smallworlds. #the perfection from almost perfect. michael tracememory. the lady from torchwood india. like COME ON #some bonff

[doctorwhoisadhd]

jack harkness is the best character ever invented. he shows up, immediately bisexual as all hell, to be the second of roses boytoys recruited to team tardis, instantly turns it into a throuple, kisses both rose and the doctor on the lips, dies, gets brought back to life, and immediately gets forgotten by the doctor. and they were like Yup give that guy a spinoff (which the premise of by the way was literally "5 bisexuals do detective shit on aliens and get covered in blood a lot". IN 2006). and then he comes back to dr who 4 more times and its like 1) spawns back into the show in the middle of a divorce and implies he will eventually become a giant head in a jar directly before fucking back off to his polycule 2) he shows up for about 5 seconds in some space bar during the doctors pre-death farewell tour bc the doctors like alright jack we're getting you some dick tonight 3) shows up for ANOTHER 5 seconds to kiss a companion on the lips and create 1 million questions aaaand 4) breaks the doctor out of space jail, gives a pep talk to the lesbian in the team tardis who has been pining for the doctor for 8 millions years, and blows up a bunch of daleks. And then fucks off again. like truly how do you beat this

#jack harkness #doctor who #torchwood #dw #dr who #ari opinion hour #not bonff

[doctorwhoisadhd]

clara oswald is the only doctor who character who could have made torchwood MORE fucked up

#clara oswald #dw #dr who #torchwood #doctor who #imagine what she could do if she was allowed to like have sex and stuff #ari opinion hour #she would fit so well in with the torchwood team tbh #any season 1-4 #also my GOD her dynamic with john hart would be. so. so unbelievably. just. it would. it jsut. i dont even know what the fuck to say abt it #itd be ungodly fucked up though

[doctorwhoisadhd]

whats the worst dr who episode to watch while high

#no reason/ #or torchwood or sja or class those r also dr who. To me #i feel like its probably either a classic who one or torchwood. #but sja and modern who could definitely be it as well. #ari opinion hour

[doctorwhoisadhd]

also do we ever see the doctor and jack hold hands. if not ill scream btw

#ari opinion hour #captain jack harkness #jack harkness #the doctor #doctor who

[doctorwhoisadhd]

fine fine fine FINE hes 14 i GUESS

#ari opinion hour #i dont like this but theres NOT A BETTER NAME :(

[doctorwhoisadhd]

NEED jack and 15 to meet and fuck nasty.

#doctor who #fifteenth doctor #jack harkness #captain jack harkness #ncuti gatwa #dr who #dw #ari opinion hour #need this. so fucking bad #you know torchwood was never cancelled can we get 15 to biregenerate and then go bisexual shit with jack. Please #not bonff

[doctorwhoisadhd]

not enough rock murder in modern who. we need to return to our roots

#ari opinion hour #rtd give me rock murder RIGHT now #doctor who #dw #dr who #enough returns of past companions! MORE ROCK MURDER RIGHT NOW.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

btw yall should check out tardis.guide its a website that lets u catalogue dr who stories you've watched/read/listened to

(disclaimer, its run by literally one person, but its a really awesome interface with a nice looking ui, and the bulk complete feature is pretty great. there's some holes bc they're still working on adding stuff, like they havent added any comics yet, but its really awesome)

#ari opinion hour #doctor who

[doctorwhoisadhd]

fuck you *unkills your gallifrey*

#doctor who #dr who #dw #gallifrey #ari opinion hour #some bonff #PLEASE someone do the bit with me

[doctorwhoisadhd]

tardis anemone time lord clownfish. is this anything

#doctor who #dw #dr who #tardis #time lord #ari opinion hour

[doctorwhoisadhd]

thinking SO so hard about attack dog jack the second roseis killed the doctor doesnt even do anything he jsut goes quiet and goes to the little pile of dust where she was and jack RUNS to the annedroid and fucking screams his fucking lungs out at everybody like "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER" "YOU KILLED HER" "BACK OFF" "LEAVE HIM ALONE" he just screams at them so so fucking hard every word is as loud as he could make it. throwing up about this

#doctor who #captain jack harkness #rose tyler #ninth doctor #jack harkness #bad wolf #ari opinion hour