#arsewell presents

[the-empress-7]

Do you think she has a three ring binder in which she wrote an entire screenplay for the two hour car chase movie she wrote produced and directed, including acting notes for Harry and Doria?

Of course it goes without saying she cast herself as the star.

#arsewell presents #coming to a theater near you

[saintmeghanmarkle]

"Suits" cast members were "invited to present" at the 2024 Golden Globes. A prime opportunity for the Deranged Emu to embarrass herself and/or try to pull attention from PoW's birthday. by u/KarenDelaneyWalker

"Suits" cast members were "invited to present" at the 2024 Golden Globes. A prime opportunity for the Deranged Emu to embarrass herself and/or try to pull attention from PoW's birthday. It's been a quiet start to 2024 for the Deranged Emu. But, as we all know, our Saint will not be silent or silenced for long, especially with Princess Catherine's birthday approaching. What event could the Deranged Emu crash to embarrass the sh*t out of bring attention to herself?Enter the Golden Globes.​https://ift.tt/7YxnL0F reports that "other cast members were invited to present as well." Did this include the Deranged Emu?If she was invited, would she turn down a free ticket to the GGs? Or will she thirstily crash the show as a "surprise" presenter, word-salading about the importance of paralegals in television and how Suits helped her stand in her truth as a strong female, until the music plays and event securi-TAY walks out, grabs the mic from her clenched claws and finally pushes the Deranged Emu offstage?Forbes also reported on the Suits' Golden Globes mini-reunion, and despite there being five other actors above her on the call sheet, it only quoted the sixth "actor":https://ift.tt/caSnxX7 how the Forbes article about Macht and Adams presenting at the Golden Globes only quotes the Deranged Emu's views of the Suits resurgence, when Sarah Rafferty has also publicly given her thoughts on the subject in multiple interviews, including this one with the LA Times: https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2023-12-07/sarah-rafferty-suits-my-life-with-the-walter-boys"Gabriel, Rick, Gina," are mentioned as a part of the group chat, and Rafferty specifically discusses her conversations / relationships with Adams and (Gina) Torres. No mention of the Deranged Emu. I'm guessing the woman with a Master of Fine Arts from the Yale School of Drama doesn't often call for acting advice from the professional extra. Anyway, back to the Golden Globes: https://ift.tt/wpeGLjo know the Deranged Emu loves a good swag bag. And while yes, she would have to pay taxes on the items used, there's some stuff she might find worthwhile, like a five-day, four-night yacht charter to help encourage future Arsewell donors.Is the most expensive swag bag in GG history enough of an enticement to lure the Deranged Emu from her hidey-hole? Or will the GG event staff conveniently forget to send her an invite, for the sake of the microphones? post link: https://ift.tt/7DxPJHC author: KarenDelaneyWalker submitted: January 03, 2024 at 09:23PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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