#as Always Inevitably Happens the 2019/2099 event was a flop because overall its impact was a whole heaping load of Nothing made for No One

[spider-man-2o99]

consider this my spiritual successor to the other post i did like this with “i.. becamed a vampire”

#talking tag #spider-man #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #peter parker #miguel o'hara #lyla #my edits #art is from asm (2018) 32 and uhhh. 35 i think for the top panels #four year later i am still >:( that the 2019/2099 Opened with. cannot stress this enough. #Spider-Man 2099 Strapped To A Table in a textbook example of tvtropes’ ''They Would Cut You Up''. #and then NOTHING HAPPENS!!!! #nothing HAPPENS nothing interesting or deeper’n a puddle ever Happens nick spencer can Set Up but he cant deliver a story if he tried #he knows that he wants an event but not what ABOUT or WHY or what STORY to TELL with it or even WHO it’s FOR— #but hey! at least now HE can show everybody that HIS cool 2099 rebopt is the coolest one ever unlike all those other reboots that sucked #as Always Inevitably Happens the 2019/2099 event was a flop because overall its impact was a whole heaping load of Nothing made for No One #if you want to introduce new readers to 2099 then make the universe more accessible. put out some damn trade editions of the obscure books #if you want to appeal to the existing fans of the imprint/character(s) (freaks like me ❤️) JUST DO the BARE MINIMUM QUIT REBOOTING 2099 FUCK