#as a Mainer I have personal obligation to Mainer-ify my oc’s

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Amy being a Cliche Mainer™️/Miscellaneous headcanons

•Knows how to play the whole Mallett Brothers album “The Falling Of The Pine” on bass guitar.

•LOBSTER ROLLS! LIME RICKY’S!! FUCKING FLANNEL!!!

•Knows how to Fire a Shotgun™️ and Shoot a Bow™️ and has her drivers license, though she doesn’t fully divulge how she got it.

•Hockey, ice skating, etc.

•So much old timey(by DS9 timeline standards) stuff.

•”Yeah no, that things all stove to hell.”

•High cold tolerance from the winters

•”Smells like it’s gonna rain.”

•Family Owns a Cabin™️

•Rambles about random Maine historical events while Jake and Nog are stuck listening

•Maine Made Cooking

•Has called someone(Nog) or something(The Pet) cunnin’ at least once(a million times)

•GIFFAHD’S FRAPPES

•Would mount a moose like a horse if given the chance to

•FROSTY’S FUCKIN’ DONUTS

•Has perfected the JFK and Cliche Maine accents

•Unofficial birling/axe throwing champion of her family(mostly for when season six/seven rolls around)

•When Jake was teaching Nog how to read, she suggested Treasure Island and they ended up reading it and watching Treasure Planet(Nog and Amy both cried at Silvers speech to Jim)

•In addition to the above, while Jake is teaching Nog to read, she secretly takes up learning to read and speak in Ferengi and even ends up becoming fluent in the language. She’s also made a few head-skirts like the ones Nog often wears (some, if not most, of which are made as gifts)

•She sings when she’s drawing and alone. Just slaps some headphones on and drowns everything out with music and focuses on the task as hand (Favorite song is a cover of Beyond Antares by Lt. Nyota Uhura) and the boys have walked in on her doing this on more than once.

•Since she did ballet and gymnastics when she was young, she’s very flexible and will freak the boys out by dislocating and bringing her arms up in front of her when her hands are cuffed or tied behind her

•Queen of “You asked about it and you gotta live with the facts” whenever Nog asks her something about human women. Has traumatized him on more than one occasion.

•her canine teeth are the antithesis of that of the average human (though she’s lucky that it’s just a weird quirk with her teeth and not something that needs medical intervention) and she has had them compared to “messed up vampire fangs” and Ferengi teeth. It’s caused her a lot of insecurity around her smile, making her take conscious action to keep them hidden whenever she talks or smiles so as to prevent any further belittlement.

•on a lighter note, her father owns a bakery on the station. So sometimes she and the boys will bop in for a visit and maybe help with some of the bread making. Which always somehow ends up the three walking out covered in flour. Though they do get free snacks.

•Her second favorite Art medium to pens/pencils is ceramic/clay art.

•Her least favorite art medium is anything to do with crayons. Oil pastels get a pass but she despises using crayons. The oiliness makes her feel like her skeleton is trying to hatch from her body like a bloody butterfly.

•Favorite superhero is Batman.

•loves learning about pop culture and art.

•has a few projectors that play images of universes and nebulas. Nog just thinks it’s some sort of nightlight and accuses her of being scared of the dark until she turns the lights off (to which he is made to eat his words on the aforementioned accusations) and puts one on of a violet nebula.

•and to top it all off, she was born the day before Halloween, though she and her dad always celebrate on the holiday.

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