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lordamaranthus · 2 months

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I’m trying to reign in my excitement for the Pokemon legends Z-A game since it’s coming out next year

So INSTEAD

I made a bingo prediction sheet. A large chunk of these are just things people have been speculating/hoping for, some are things I want, a few are things I do not want, and a few of them purposefully contradict each other

With some long winded, too detailed explanations for most of them under the read more :]

[These are just for fun, and purely speculation/hopes]

Mega Charizard Z: [/hj] For the love of fucking god GF I do not want to see this lizard anymore. I know you’re obsessed with him. I wish to be free.

Kalos Starters/Random Mix of Starters: I feel like even though we had a random mix in the first Legends game, it’s not a guarantee that they’ll be doing the same for this one; I think it’d be cooler to finally give the main three Megas instead, but I wouldn’t complain if it did end up being a random selection

Tera Raids of the box legendaries in SV: They were skipped over when they brought the older legendaries in the dlc; please, I would like to see my children again

[Fade to Black, SFX, Fade back in]: Since you’re giving the game an extra year and not forcing the Devs to spew out the game as fast as possible, that means we’re getting a little bit better animations, right?

…Right?

Set in the Future/Past: I’ve seen a lot of people go back and forth over this because of the crumbs we were given, so I figured I’d put both on here so I could win either way 💅💅

Megas are the next Nobles: I’m just going on a whim since this is only our second Legends game, so who actually knows what the plot points are going to be

Slightly Cleaner Art Style/Exact Same Art Style: This is another one I’m personally hoping for, I did really like the way the last one looked, but some things were a bit weird to me, like the light purple shadows on everything. When the trailer comes out I’ll be changing this card once I have my answer

AZ. In general.: I just wanna know more about him. Crumbs, even. Gimme info on that weird ass tall fucker.

New Megas: This is gonna be a free space, and immmm really hoping it is a guaranteed free space

Ultimate Weapon Plot Point: The emotions I felt coursing through my pre-teen body when the weapon fucking rose from the ground and knocked over several houses? Gimme that but multiply it.

More Lore of the War: Kind of a filler space, but also I thought it sounded funny when I typed it out

Emmet in Paris/Ingo: A lot of people immediately jumped to the conclusion that it would be Emmet becoming French for this game, but I’ve seen a few arguments[jokingly] for Ingo, so I’m covering my bases and putting both on here. I’m not getting my own hopes up, I’m going to assume neither are in the game juuust in case

New forms for the legendaries: I am a Gen 6-er who’s starving for crumbs. I never see my legendaries anywhere. I think Megas would be fuckin badass but honestly I’ll take a singular grain of anything

Xerneas and Yveltal fighting: God of Peace vs God of Destruction, fighting? Unheard of. Revolutionary story idea. I’d eat it up.

Diantha’s Ancestor: We got to see one champions ancestor, let’s see another’s :D However. They must be fashionable. This is non-negotiable.

Mega Mewtwo Z: Exact same as Charizard, I feel like if you give one a mega you’re obligated to give the other one as well, or else people will complain or question it too much. I put them in the same column because I feel confident that you can’t have one without the other

Volo: A lot of people are speculating this because he says some stuff after you fight him, and while I would definitely prefer to have a different antagonist for this game I wouldn’t really complain about it either

New Legendary/Returning Mythicals: Maybe a new one kinda like how we got Enamorous, but im mostly hoping that the mythicals come back for this game because I’m trying to have a living Dex in Pokemon Home and I have NONE of the mythicals. Like at all. I am not selling my soul to get them

#I’m not going to really tag this because having a large chunk of the internet aware of my existence is mortifying #fun thing about tumblr is when you just have the word in the post it’ll show up in those tags. so if this shows up from any of the words: HI #ANYWAYS #My very smooth brained bingo prediction sheet is finished and I shall check in with it after the first trailer #I’m going to tag this as something special so I can find it on my blog when that time comes:#‘IWasVeryWrong-FoolishEven’

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r0-boat · 2 years

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Bitebitesnap, you have made me bawl profusively over my desk at 5AM, you've emotionally obliterated me you monster (I underestimated how bad that was going to get and I was not prepared, it's not your fault. Also this was God Tier content. Please hurt me more.)

I had been thinking about a fight scene earlier, though I was thinking of the Royal fighting Volo specifically, not a full invasion with so much death. Though it's solidified my own idea within my mind: I (and the Royal collective here) need a fucking sword. Bonus points if it's like Shinobu Kocho's, but instead of having regular poison it has Raid Wasp and Hornet killer on it. Also, there would be a strategic benefit to having and using cans of Raid like grenades. An attack? Throw something sharp at a pressurized and highly flammable can of what's tantamount to mustard gas. No more attack. What good is a human Royal if they don't introduce the hive to human inventions that can help them survive.

Also the little worldbuilding tidbit about how the Royal sees everyone as irrepplacable, but the Kings (and probably the drones theirselves) see drones as easily replacable. I had to fucking stop and think about that one. That's a glaring difference in perception, an utter mindfuck, how does anyone even deal with that? And Emmet was so confused, Ingo had a grasp of it, but I didn't get the vibe he could fully empathize with the Royal. We thought the dick measuring was an issue, but how do you tackle the value of life/lives? Especially in the hive environment that's essentially a town, nation, coporation and family all in one? And the bit about "lesser" species, the Royal doesn't like that and obviously, if they can see the bees as being equal to humans and love them, I'm sure they don't feel different for other hybrids.

Just wow. I'm gonna be thinking about this shit for awhile.

I try not to think about the heavy World building stuff haha fun sexy smut.

But I did prepare some answers so I will list them all right here.

But the Drone thing I do have to bring up.

Yes I am in fact aware that literally all bees in a beehive are related.

Yes, the old Queen they killed was practically their mother.

Yes, they did kill their mom for human pussy./j

(The old queen being related to them is not canon. She probably just stole all these eggs and raised them as her own)

I treat insect hybrids differently than their normal insect counterparts for one thing their lifespan is significantly longer. (Like a humans)

And if the bee kings got the queen pregnant

( which is really hard to do because they are still separate species, but not impossible)

The Bee Kings hybrids with the queen will be drastically different from other drones because they would be more human than bee. They're probably won't be very many of them at all so I would call them princesses / princess.

A King are the only ones who are versatile enough to breed

Although the concept of bees holding guns is pretty funny I think they would use crossbow weapons or weapons they make by themselves. There's a lot of scrap iron in train station.

Haha, the queen's form of pepper spray is basically Raid that's pretty funny.

The reason why I love insect hybrids is because they're just so different from other hybrids and I just get so many ideas ,I don't know insects just hit different. Also i don't see many insect hybrids which is a shame.

#ro.chatting #beegearstation

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