#as someone who grew up with foghorn leghorn

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My (spoiler free) Knives Out Review 🔪🔪🔪

No one asked for this but I’m doing it anyway cause I have way too much time on my hands lol. Please don’t take me seriously on this, I’m no professional film critic, just someone who loved this movie with every fiber of her being and wants to share why. This is all in good fun so kindly keep that in mind :) I’ll be giving my honest review of the movie itself and my opinion on some of the performances- which will remain completely unbiased.

Just kidding! Y’all know how I feel about Chris lol, he’s my fave so lbr, he was my favorite part of the film and no one comes close to him :)

That being said, let’s jump into this semi unbiased (also unedited cause I’m lazy) review!!

The actors:

Daniel Craig

I’m not too familiar with his past work outside of the Bond films so I went in pretty blind in terms of what to expect from him. Ngl, it took a lot outta me to get past that Foghorn Leghorn ass accent lol, but Benny definitely grew on me. Just the way he carried himself had me so enthralled in his character, and I commend Daniel for that. His performance was one of the stand outs. A favorite character of mine, hands down.

Ana De Armas

Honestly, its damn near impossible to leave the cinema without being blown away by this girl. I didn’t know much of her before this film, but I know for sure its gonna carry her places. Marta was brought to life by her in one of the most beautiful, yet heartbreaking ways. She played the role of a devoted, kind hearted nurse perfectly, and I can absolutely see why she’s receiving so much praise. 

Christopher Plummer

I’ll start off by saying, his chemistry with Ana was unmatched. And, to be honest, it had to be, for the depth of the relationship between Harlan and Marta to really be felt. *That* scene (those who have seen the film will know) had my heart pounding in my chest, the way it was executed by him was brilliant and nerve wracking and I’d be damned if I didn’t say it almost gave me a panic attack. I literally felt what Marta was feeling-Christopher’s performance was THAT real and THAT captivating. 

Toni Collette

Had. Me. Dying. She’s another actor who I think deserves way more praise. Joni’s energy during the entire film is just laughable, even if its just a small snippet of her doing yoga, or one of her (quotable af) one liners.

Jamie Lee Curtis

I’m pretty familiar with Jamie so I knew she would deliver-and she did, and I loved her character. I think she deserves way more praise than she’s getting tbh. Linda was a whole ass mood throughout the entire film. She cut no bullshit and didn’t take any from anyone. It was pretty clear she was hanging by a thread amidst all the drama. And with that dysfunctional ass family, who could blame her lmfao.

Chris Evans (aka the absolute light and love of my life)

Give him the Golden Globe the SAG Award the Critics Choice Award the BAFTA and the Academy Award or so help me God I will burn every single one of them to the fucking ground for not giving him what he deserves right fucking now. He stole every single scene he was in, regardless of whether or not he just sat there with a (sexy af) smirk on his face. Didn’t matter if he was having an asshole moment, or if he had to be subtle, sly and soft spoken, Chris delivered flawlessly. I’m so damn proud of him for this performance more than any other. Why? Because after years of playing ‘Merica’s sweetheart, he switched it up and turned the tables on Hollywood and the general public proving he’s more than Steve or Cap, and he has the range and ability to be someone the total opposite. Again, flawlessly. Ransom kept us on our toes and we know damn well he can keep us on our knees too lmfao. Chris’ chemistry is palpable with everyone he interacts with and that just drew me to him even more (yes, it was possible lol). Whether you love to hate him or hate to love him, Hugh Ransom Drysdale just became an icon, because he was played by another icon himself who deserves every last bit of love and praise he is getting for this film.

But we have to be honest for a second here, the REAL star and scene stealer of this movie was that damn white sweater. Don’t get me wrong, the blue one was cute too, but the white one, man.... 😭

Overall film

The plot, the performances, the shock factor, the writing, the PERFORMANCES, goddamn, Rian Johnson created a whole masterpiece, and the cast truly made this film one worth the praise its receiving. Every last detail, you can tell, was well thought out and planted perfectly. It places the audience right in the middle of the case. All while being a fun, entertaining flick, its also one that keeps you at the edge of your seat, and you wouldn’t want to be anywhere else. I’d watch with caution, cause you may or may not be leaving with a severe case of whip lash from all the twists and turns the plot takes. But, we love them anyway. Its a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes well earned for everyone involved.

My rating: 10/10, 5 stars,100%. Best I’ve seen this year in film. And you bet your ass I’m going to put myself through that rollercoaster of emotions all over again😜

Again, keep in mind this is all in good fun so please don’t be in my notes trying to criticize or police me lol

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