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incorrectzukka · 25 days
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I know this blog hasn't been active in a year but the fact that I'm still getting boops is insane. hello everyone. glad to see the brainrot is alive and well
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astral-catastrophe · 2 years
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incorrect quotes, but with my links (under the read more tab bc i didn’t want to be annoying with a longer post)
Aspen: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
Clover: Hey Crimson ?  Crimson : Yeah?  Clover: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?  Crimson : Crimson : ...What
Curly: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?  Light: What the hell!?  Curly: Oh, sorry, my bad.  Curly, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?  Light, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
Mask : Why were you up yesterday until 3am?  Curly: How did you know I was up until 3am?  Pink: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes. —
Curly: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?  Wave: Why start now?
Curly: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.  Crimson : No, that's not how you make cookies.  Smithy : FLOOR IT!!  Curly: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?  Crimson : yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-  Curly:I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Wave: DO IT!  Crimson : NO-
Crimson : Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Oracle . They're mad at you.  Oracle : No, it's Wave. They're just being gramatically correct!  *meanwhile*  Wave: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.  Light: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.  Wave: I stand by my choice.
Azraq : My life is a mess.  Pink: Azraq relax, go get a beer.  Azraq : I don’t want a beer.  Pink Who said it was for you?
Pink: Blue M&Ms are the best.  Worlds: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?  Pink: What about it? They are.  Worlds: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!  Worlds: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!  Pink: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!  Crimson : They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.  Curly: I like the yellow ones.  Pink and Worlds: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
Computer: Please enter a password.  Eve: *types in Mask *  Computer: Your password is too weak.  Eve: How fucking DARE YOU-
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lunavelvet · 2 years
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OC’s of note
These ones are Male OC’s that attend Night Raven College
Sice Wild
Heartslabyul
Red spade left cheek
Aaron Dawood
Savannaclaw
Jackal
Terran Hawkins
Octavinelle
(Based on Captain Hook)
Otto Ritter
Pomefiore
(Based on Mother Gothel)
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The following characters attend League of Golden Crown, an all girls school
Why are there girls: exchange student program. That, or they were all apart of some club? I’m not totally sure yet, but it’s going to be one of those two
Aliza Smalls
Heartslabyul
Based on Alice
Named before I knew about the phantom bride event, but I thought it would be funny to keep this
She is very gentle when speaking with others, and makes sure not to say anything mean about anyone
She is really smart, and forward thinking. She learns best when something piques her interest and she gets extremely curious about things. This includes literature.
However, she’s not as smart as her sister, and people often compare the two
When she begins attending NRC, she tries not to talk about her sister, as to make a name for herself, but Haley and Daisy in particular keep bringing Lorette up
Black diamond right eye
Halla Neha
Savanaclaw
Based on Nala
She is always ready to beat you at anything. She’s extremely competitive, and will do anything (except actually cheat) to win. No one knows what she looks like when she’s sad because the only expressions she shows is joy, anger, and sometimes flustered
She’s not really interested in studying, unless you make it competitive, but she’s at least got passing grades
Rhea Rivers
Octavinelle
Based on Ariel
She sings while she works, but she never notices herself doing it
She wears her heart on her sleeve, but she’s also a bit ditzy, which can lead to problems and gets her involved in drama
She doesn’t have the best grades, but she’s trying her best
Weiss Rubin
Pomefiore
Based on Snow White
Luna-Velvet Pinkmoth
Ramshackle OC
Based on my main CRK and GI OC’s
Sonny Prinz
Pomefiore
Based on Rapunzel
Emily Bell
Ignihyde
Based on Cinderella
Aurelie Settler
Diasomnia
Based on Belle
Fiona
Octavinelle
Based on Flounder
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Hilya Azraq
Scarabia
Based on Jasmine and Aladdin
Hera Storm
Ignihyde
Based on Pegasus
Auza Rose
Diasomnia
Based on Aroura
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Haley Mortar
Hearslabyul
Based on the mad hatter
Genuinely optimistic about life and her surroundings. She mostly wears her heart on her sleeve, but she’s get her secrets too
She’s actually really good at math, and is willing to tutor anyone who needs it
She also makes clothes in her free time, except the people who know are Aliza and her roommates
Lorette Smalls
Heartslabyul (?)
Based on Alice’s older sister
Housewarden at her own school
She is very proud of her accomplishments and is very focused and straight forward. Everyone has high expectations for her and she always meets them
The only exception to this however, is her relationship status. She very insecure about being single, even if almost everyone else at her school is single too. But one day, she’ll (hopefully) find her Prince Charming. Even if she’s the knight
Daisy Valley
Heartslabyul
Based on singing flowers
She’s very observant and always has an aura of “smug” to her wherever she goes
Being a flower, she grew up knowing basically every plant ever, and because of that she’s really good at botany and potion making
You would think that as a SINGING flower, she would have a magnificent singing voice, but no, her vocals are atrocious, and she’s somehow proud of it and is willing to prove it if necessary. RIP anyone who asks for a demonstration
Don’t trust the flowers
Inaya Noor
Scarabia
Based on Genie I think?
Dove Divinely
lol legit just light mode Crowley
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Maria
Heartslabyul
Based on March Hare
Summer
Octavinelle
Clown fish
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astral-catastrophe · 2 years
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have a wip with the links
Clover squinted suspiciously at whatever was boiling in the cooking pot as they turned to Curly to sign; <<what are you making?>> 
“I’m making soup!” Curly answered, beaming proudly at the terrible concoction in the pot, “And this time I’m not using the rotten meat, I’m using some I picked up at the last village.” 
“The what?” Aspen’s head whipped up from the other side of camp. He and Oracle had been sorting through the laundry. Oracle hated being on laundry duty, but cooking duty was far worse. “Link, our dearest Hero of Hyrule, Mr Curly hair themself, did you just say what I think you just said?” Aspen continued, dropping the tunic he’d been holding. 
“Said what?” Curly replied, feigning innocence as they shifted closer to Clover as if the gremlin would defend him from the wrath of Aspen. 
“Rotten meat.” Aspen marched over, gently smacking Curly’s hands away from the cooking pot. “You’ve lost cooking privileges.” 
“I’m not that bad of a cook!” The traveler protested, glancing at Clover for help. “Come on! You liked the bread I made last week.” 
<<Aspen, you have done a good thing today.>> Signed the kid with a smirk aimed at Curly. 
“That bread wasn’t that bad!” Curly protested. 
“Yes it was.” Aspen replied. “It didn’t even rise.” 
“Flatbread exists,” Curly grumbled, squinting at the cooking pot. Maybe the food wasn’t as good as they thought. 
“Not the way you made it,” snorted Aspen, moving to get rid of what Curly had been cooking. 
<<The bread was crunchy. I liked the crunch.>> Clover replied with an evil little grin. 
Oracle had walked over and plopped down right beside Curly, ignoring laundry duty. “Don’t feel too bad about it. The cook didn’t even like the pie that Ravio and Worlds made,” he motioned to the twink in question, who was bickering with Azraq. “He said it tasted burnt.” 
<<Knowing Ravio, it probably was.>> answered Clover, ducking out of the way when Oracle reached over to ruffle their hair. 
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incorrectzukka · 3 years
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can i just. can i just take a fucking moment to be bitter about how brown people can organise one of the largest labour strikes in known history, suffer untold police brutality and torture, shutting down a city of 30 million people and fucking donald trump's latest tantrum still makes headlines above that?
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incorrectzukka · 3 years
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my dash is literally [spn] [ex-spn fans] [election meme] [zukka] [spn] [polling info] [spn] [one vld blog that said klance still has hope] [sp
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incorrectzukka · 4 years
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Firelord Sozin went from "be gay, do crime" to "being gay is a crime"
tfw when ur bro breaks up with you
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incorrectzukka · 4 years
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Suki being able to wipe the floor with zuko and sokka easily, and not because they’re dazzled by her but because she’s an actual fucking kyoshi warrior that trained her whole life
stop pretending female characters flirt their ways out of fights when they're perfectly capable of murder
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incorrectzukka · 4 years
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zuko finds out turtleduck is a popular delicacy
zuko: unfortunately we have to declare war again
council: sir...
aang: no, no. he has a point
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incorrectzukka · 3 years
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So presumably Iroh and Ozai aren't that far apart in age, yet Iroh's hair is fully greyed and Ozai's is fully black. Guessing by the age of their children, it can be easily assumed that Ozai is in his late forties and Iroh is in his mid fifties to early sixties. Most people don't have hair that's fully grey or fully their natural hair color at either of those ages. What I'm getting at here is that both Ozai and Iroh obviously dye their hair. (Let's ignore the evidence otherwise.) Headcanons?
they switch their dye once and that’s why ozai decided to take over the throne
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incorrectzukka · 3 years
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gonna take this moment to say this is the best part of tumblr. the collective yearning vindication anger hysteria confusion disbelief we all simultaneously felt. you can't get this shit on twitter
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incorrectzukka · 3 years
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feeling very lesbian for azula of the fire nation
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incorrectzukka · 3 years
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How do you know if you're a Zuko or a Sokka?
if you’ve ever sat down in the shower just to feel something, you’re a Zuko
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incorrectzukka · 3 years
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I guess one of the biggest points against bloodbending is completely taking away someone's freedom of movement, controling their every move. But uh, that's already what the fire nation did to Hama and the other water benders, so there is quite a bit of irony in condemning the one form (bloodbending) and not the other one (those prison cages they were kept in). Katara wasn't wrong feeling bad having that done against her and having that ability herself, it also goes against a lot she stands for I think, but Hama wasn't a demon for inventing it either. And the writers did Hama dirty in how she continued afterwards if nothing else.
can u come off anon and allow me to marry you
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incorrectzukka · 3 years
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why are Twitter people coming to Tumblr :/ who let them in
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incorrectzukka · 4 years
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my spine just gave the most delicious crackle. fresh baked goods y'all
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