#babshc

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Niche bb headcanons no one asked for:

Chloe experiments with bows once and can’t come up with a comeback for Louise’s “if you were going for Powerpuff girl, great job.” Is it a compliment? Is it an insult? How is she supposed to respond?

When Bob started getting gray in his mustache, he hid it from Linda because she’d want to see the sexy salt and pepper look, but it was only four gray hairs clustered to make it look like something was hanging out of his nose.

Dr. Swanson (Logan’s doctor) is Tom Bush’s golfing buddy, and he agreed to make sure everything was “totally normal” with his old friend’s son. It wasn’t, but he wasn’t about to tell Tom. Nobody else shares their flask on the course.

Also, Tom is scared of Dr. Yap, who canonically works in the same building as him.

Trying keep with the times, the One-Eyed Snakes make meth with gimmicks like “essence of açaí berry” but it turns out that’s basically exactly what any fad weight loss medicine was anyway. They pulled the plug because they may be drug dealers but they won’t perpetuate self esteem issues.

Tina sells friendship bracelets, but the only one who buys one is Gene (who gave it to Louise so she could have a bracelet from Tina AND him)

Harley’s from a big family, and she’s made up a song to help people learn all the names of her cousins. She’ll gladly sing it for anyone. Most people walk away after the seventh verse.

Nat is forklift certified

Gene secretly fills in as a DJ at the old folks home once a month (it’s not a secret, he just forgot to tell people). The senior citizens all turn off their hearing aids until Gene starts playing the classics with a fart noise mixed in here and there.

Jimmy Jr., Zeke, Tammy, and Jocelyn all think they’re Tina’s closest friend and fight about it. Tammy argues that she doesn’t WANT the title, but how could Tina not like her the best in a most treasured rival way? Jimmy Jr. says “well we’ve kissed so it’s hard to get closer than that.” Zeke coughs suspiciously then mentions Tina broke him out of the slammer. Jocelyn doesn’t have an argument but likes being included. Tina has no idea these fights happen, but she’s closest with Gene and Louise.

#babsbles #babshc #bob’s burgers #bobs burgers #I can’t imagine Gene seeing Louise’s friendship bracelet from Tina and not going HMPH >:( #but everything he would try to make would be like just a little too much to reasonably wear on your wrist #it’s the thought that counts anyway and he DID pick the bracelet that felt most like something he would give

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See More Seymour’s Week Day 1 | Side Character Day | @seemoreseymoursbay

The Acne Covered Kittens are absolutely my favorites! I love these boys who have never appeared more than twice in a season 😭😭 Though I think they would probably all listen to skater boy music, these are genres I headcanon as more specific to “them”

Logan - punk, but what I call “whiny boy punk”

Scotty - rock, a little classic a little alternative

Jacob - lofi and drift phonk

Caleb - girly pop

#babsbles #seemoreseymoursweek #see more seymour's week #smsw #acne covered kittens #it’s not super confirmed which one is Scotty or Jacob but to me? long hair looks like a Scotty and beanie looks like a Jacob #music moodboard #babshc #logan barry bush #logan bush #logan berry bush #Scotty (Bob’s Burgers) #Jacob (Bob’s Burgers) #Caleb (Bob’s Burgers) #bobs burgers #bob’s burgers #I don’t know what actual teenagers are listening to so just take this as a vibe more than anything #do you think people will forgive me for not having the energy to comment on everyone’s posts? #everyone’s doing such an amazing job but I don’t think I can catch up on reading and replying until Wednesday

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“I want a face reveal for Ginger” babe she’s right there

#babsbles #bob’s burgers #this is probably some long debunked headcanon but I am simply too uninformed to mind #if they can change Jessica’s hair color every episode then Ginger can style it differently #Ginger (Bob’s Burgers) #Linda Belcher #babshc #Hamburger Dinner Theater #Clear and Present Ginger #I know it’s in quotations but I promise I didn’t see anyones Ginger post and am responding to it #I was rewatching the dinner theater episode and went huh that looks like…

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Hello hello! :D

It's me, returning the favor to you by giving you an ask.

Gimme some older Louigan headcanons you have, and make 'em as unusual or silly as you desire 🤌🏼

AH my favorite, thank youuu! 💕💕

Louise can’t stand dishes and makes Logan do them. Not because they’re gross, just annoying like him

Logan spoils Louise’s dog more than she does but only after he’s super certain it hasn’t been trained to kill him specifically. Louise says there’s a command for it and she’ll use it once he’s finally pushed her over the edge

They watch anime together. Logan likes more mainstream stuff like Samurai Champloo, but Louise knows the deep cuts. They get really grumpy at people who bother them during watch time

Logan tells Louise often that his ultimate goal is to be a trophy boyfriend and that he’s only biding his time at work until she hits her first million

#babsbles #asks #babshc #louigan #thank you thank you I love talking about these two

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I think Logan gets a kitten after seeing Louise with her dog because “oh she likes animals, this will be a good move” but Louise couldn’t care less and Logan’s stuck with a cat who hates him

#babsbles #the cat just needs to warm up to him then it’ll be the clingiest thing you ever saw #in the meantime he’s like wow I really am a dumbass #babshc

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What do you think of Logan being touch averse?

Love it and want to explore that in fic one day! We were talking in the discord about characters’ love languages, and the idea of Logan’s being physical touch was floated around. Wouldn’t that add a nice sprinkling of angst on this wreck of a boy?

I think there’s basis in canon for him to grow up to be touch averse too. Like most times an adult touches him, it’s with the intent of controlling him through some form of fear or force.

I know what you’re thinking: “why is Bob in there?” but Bob is technically shaking Logan to get him to come back to the restaurant, and it’s enough to give the impression to the rest of the Belchers that Bob is being tough on Logan.

However!! Bob is also saying “I love your son,” which is why in the next frame Logan drops the angry eyes in contrast to his explosion with Dakota.

In conclusion, my babygirl would want very few people touching him outside of his terms and the list at most includes his friends.

#babsbles #asks #bob’s burgers #logan bush #logan barry bush #logan berry bush #I love this stupid stupid boy so much #babshc #thank you for letting me pull out my receipts that you didn’t ask for lmao #I appreciate you!! 💕💕 #he also gets beat up by people his age and younger than him at least twice but eh he’ll get over it 😭😭 #I say this with love but he for sure deserved to be snowballed by every athletic girl in his grade

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Take your time with this one but I'll be waiting for some One Eyed Snakes headcanons 👀👀🤌🤌

Oooo a surprise ask!! Thank you so freaking much! I do have a few headcanons and even named some of the bikers lol

Part of the reason it was difficult for Critter to transition to leadership was because Horny Dave acted a bit like a father figure for a lot of these grown ass adults. Now Critter's made parenting a transferable skill, using biker techniques on Sidecar and fatherhood techniques on the One-Eyed Snakes

The second story of their club's building has a few rooms for people to crash in over night, but it's mostly where they store extra equipment for making meth. The Belcher kids are super banned from exploring (but that doesn't stop them from trying)

They have a lawyer named Vanessa Beatle, who has repeatedly told them to stop calling her Slug Bug

Rat Daddy is an excellent cook and teaches everyone how to grill. His motto is: "Everyone should know at least two soups."

Nasty Slim is an amateur poet. The entire gang has been to an open mic night

They get the Belcher kids honorary vests when they graduate high school. All of them are weepy at the ceremony (most having not completed high school themselves)

And for the names:

#babsbles #asks #one eyed snakes #babshc #bob's burgers #baaaabe you can’t tell me ‘take your time’ because I WILL #lol thank you so much for asking this crew is one of my favorite

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Do Louise and Logan get married or do they have a cohabitation forever vibe?

Do they stay in each others lives from childhood onward or do they lose touch and reconnect in their 30s like Gene predicted??

BABE you came in with the thought-provoking questions, thank you!!

I’m on team cohabitation! While Logan could have been raised to expect that one day he’d get married and have kids, I don’t imagine him putting deep thought into it. Just like yeah that’ll probably happen someday (though might have some hidden feelings about wanting to be a better parent than what he got until he realizes that having kids to prove he can isn’t a great idea). Meanwhile to me Louise would reject the traditional idea of “what does romantic love look like” and has no real desire to get married or have kids. Maybe it would be a source of conflict at first, but eventually neither can think of a reason getting married would matter to them unless it was to scam someone or a prank, that’s a completely different story

There are some worlds where maybe they stay in communication a little bit, like Logan comes home from college over breaks or if he gets kicked out of school for being a burnout. Mostly though, I think there’s a period of separation, enough to where Gene can be smug about it! I’d definitely want to give Gene a W he could hold over Louise forever 😈

#babsbles #asks #babshc #these were so fun thank you! #of course I’m ALSO a big fan of ‘well it depends on the story you’re creating’ but that’s such an annoying answer to give someone lol #’it depends’ well yeah it ALL depends all the time Babs #thank you again!

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Do you have any zekina headcanons?

I do have a few, thank you for asking! 🥰🥰 (sorry this took a minute!!)

Zeke snores like a bear and so does Tina, but he refuses to tell her because she’s already nervous about her occasional thrashing bothering him.

They are two of the best huggers known to man, so obviously their favorite date spot is anywhere where they can get a cuddle in without being bothered. The Ferris Wheel is a big hit, but they could do without the amusement park smells.

Zeke reads every one of Tina’s novels, even the ones that turn his ears a little pink.

I suppose this is an unpopular opinion, but I see Zeke and Tina taking over the family business (with Louise doing more management things part time). Tina’s still a terrible cook, but does learn how to bake so Zeke handles the grill while she adds baked goods to the menu (this leads to a sting operation on the restaurant when Tina misunderstands a question and ends up accidentally implying there’s drugs in the brownies)

Tina knows Zeke likes a lot of love so will surprise him by inviting friends over for impromptu game nights. His laugh is always the loudest, and it makes Tina happy to know he’s happy.

Definitely see them having kids sooner rather than later, and they both make excellent, albeit tired, parents.

#babsbles #asks #babshc #zekina headcanons #I’ve written a whopping two (2) stories for them but they are rolling around in my head! #thank you for sending the ask! I hope it’s what you were looking for 💝 #zekina

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One can we have more Logan x Louise head cannons ?

And 2 can you give me some Logan x Louise art recommendations? 👀

Lol hi! Yes of course, thank you for asking!

They love watching bad movies together. People have stopped inviting them to movie nights because they’ll talk the entire time.

Logan specifically bought the ugliest sweatshirt imaginable to keep Louise from stealing it. She wears it as a nightshirt.

Louise will grab Logan’s phone and name herself HBIC or something, but Logan changes his name in her phone to things like “❤️🥰😍 love of my life 😍🥰❤️”

They’ve both threatened to push each other off the Wharf while dating. Louise has succeeded.

Louise’s dog looooves Logan (even while they’re still enemies) and it pisses her off.

Logan’s birthday is ridiculously close to Christmas, so he was one of those kids who always got a “combined” present. Louise somehow manages to trick him every year into thinking she’s going to get him a combined present, but she never does.

Hmmm, so if you want to go on an art dive, I think @taatintoo has reblogged just about everything on tumblr that is louigan-related. If you’re looking specifically for a louigan artist, @racheldrawsdaily has been on a louigan kick and we love her for it 😭😭

#babsbles #asks #louigan #louise/logan #louise and logan #louise x logan #thank you for the ask!! I’m surprised there’s anyone not tired of me taking up their dash 😂😂 #babshc

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hey! i meant to sent this earlier but i got distracted by signing out of school early though lol! what are some of YOUR wilder headcanons (any fandom lol)

Ahhhh thank you for asking! Okay let’s see:

Harley’s favorite weird food combination is bacon and banana on a waffle, closely followed by milkshakes in fries (except now that she thinks about it she’s seen a lot of people eat that so is it even weird and also who defines weird maybe apples are weird do you ever think about squash why does it-)

Zeke was scared the first time his family took him mudding, but he was also only two so it kind of makes sense. He was MUCH better prepared by the time he was three

Rudy grows his hair out long in college and experiments with being a fashionista for a bit

The Prince of Persuasia is Tom Bush’s brother (someone posted this a long time ago and I haven’t stopped thinking about it. Will continue to spread this propaganda)

Louise ropes the Pesto twins into a scam where they convince people Andy and Ollie are actually psychic. She gets people to pay top dollar in all different sorts of games

#babsbles #asks #babshc #💕❤️💝💕💕💝❤️💝💕💝 #sorry these took a while!! I got hit with writing motivation and went mia 😭😭 #thank you so much for sending!!

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As the resident Logan expert, do you have any headcanons about him as a child or how Cynthia and Tom adapted to parenting?

You don't have to butter me up with fancy titles like resident Logan expert, you know. I'm ready to talk about my babygirl at the drop of a hat 🥰🥰🥰

One of my all time favorite headcanons is that Tom would take toddler Logan to his office sometimes, and it was chaos. Since Tom and Dr. Yap work in the same building, there would be a lot of shenanigans involving dental instruments and a panicked Tom following a trail of mayhem to find Logan. Meanwhile, Yap wonders if he would get his license revoked if he hit a child just a little itty bitty bit

Logan was one of the smaller kids in class and nooo he doesn't have a complex about it at alllll

Logan and Cynthia used to be close

Cynthia cooks and uses fresh ingredients from her garden. Being a child, Logan hated every last vegetable and would scribble notes to stick to her cooking pots that had doodles of skulls and said things like “toxic waste”

Cynthia wanted mom status but didn't really care for mothering, and her parenting reflects that. Tom tried to make up for it (like by bringing his son to the office), but Logan was really too active for him to keep up with along with his career and his campaign for city councilperson

Logan was banned from every daycare within a 12 mile radius of their home. He played too rough and liked inciting riots. And also throwing toy cars. He loved throwing toy cars

Their favorite family activity was going to the zoo. Logan loved the big cats and the reptile house, especially the Komodo dragon

#babsbles #asks #logan bush #babshc #logan barry bush #logan berry bush #look aren’t I so sweet I ended on a nice one and I didn’t even mention Cynthia sneaking in a flask to top off the weak zoo drinks #the zoo bit is also a nod at them being foils to the Belchers who are kinda famously meh about the zoo #thank you for asking I love my baby boy so so much

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In Emotional Chicken (whoever falls in love first loses), who of louigan loses? XD

Logan, all day every day. In canon, he's pretty gullible (when Louise pretends like she's going to give him her ears and he believes her, the way he broke during Freaky Friday, when he immediately stops being angry that Bob is shaking him around after Bob says "I love your son," the way he turns into a little bitch after Louise lets him have a head start on the sledding hill). Plus, he's aware of what's going on with himself emotionally. All that combined, even after he grows up he's a goner any time someone shows him the slightest bit of affection.

#babsbles #asks #louigan #babshc #look at me not mentioning his mommy issues even once #dammit I mentioned them #thank you for sending an ask love and letting me answer a million years later

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Do you have any Logan headcanons? I need these for reasons

Oh for my babygirl you say? But of course! And thank you for asking 💝💝

Logan cares about making sure his friends are comfortable, fed, and having fun. That’s not actually a headcanon; that’s straight from the show. The headcanon is that he thinks it makes him the leader of his group, meanwhile Scotty, Jacob, and Caleb all call him the Mom Friend when he’s not around

He also thinks he’s a total ladies man but just copies things he sees in romcoms and crappy early 2000s films, which he started watching in secret after the Freaky Friday incident

This one I feel like there’s canon evidence for, but he prefers to be challenged and gets bored pretty easily if he’s not

He’s a major anti-authoritarian, so conversations where his parents try to push him to be the next Doctor City Councilperson do NOT go well

The next ones are kinda sad

Cynthia doesn’t afford Logan any privacy. Maybe she doesn’t trust him, maybe she wants to control her family’s reputation, what have you. It would explain why his berserk button is people getting in “his space” (the steps, Dakota pushing him into a closet, the melon, the hill, and even the restaurant there for a second at the end of Late Afternoon)

He’s always kind of assumed he would be a dad one day (which is why he knows what tummy time is as a high school boy with no siblings), but let’s that dream go later in life

And one last funny one

Logan’s going to have a HELL of a time in college, probably hanging out in the smoke circle outside of the dining hall, being a little slut, and doing terribly grade-wise. It enrages Cynthia to no end, but he specifically chose an out of state college to get away from her. He FaceTimes her with a bong clearly in the frame but tells her it’s a vase with a straight face

#babsbles #babshc #headcanon #asks #bob’s burgers #logan bush #logan barry bush #logan berry bush #I love him your honor

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can we start off the week with some more of ur louigan headcanons <3

Oooo you used the Babs magic word. “Please”? No. Deadline. Now I gotta get this done today or I will simply perish

Their favorite holiday to spend together is Halloween, but they’ve made a secret game out of Christmas where they see who can get their friends and family the better gifts (it’s not a secret, everyone knows, and Louise willingly loses Cynthia by getting her the same bottle of low to middle shelf whiskey every year).

Logan tells Louise his main goal in their relationship is to be a trophy husband, to which Louise tells him he’s not even participation certificate material (this is a lie, she thinks he’s pretty).

Louise bonds with Logan’s friends pretty well to the point where they start taking her side when the couple disagrees. Logan thinks this is highly unfair and tries to get one of Louise’s friends on his side. It doesn’t work.

They hustle people at pool for fun, but they keep having to move pool halls because they’re becoming a little too infamous.

If Louise is annoyed at Logan, she’ll play Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield on loop. It was “accidentally” his top song on Spotify one year, and she won’t let him forget. If Logan’s annoyed at Louise, he’ll move things to higher shelves.

Logan does all the driving. Mostly because Louise is a speed demon that Logan won’t let pilot his baby. Also because she has a motorcycle, which isn’t the easiest thing to pack stuff on.

Louise takes up 3/4 of the bed, and if Logan falls off, well, that’s his problem. Except he makes it her problem by dragging her off too.

#babsbles #asks #babshc #louigan headcanons #percysburgers #i really enjoyed these thank you so much 😭😭 wait now you need to give some too! hold up brb #also it’s definitely a hack to give me a deadline—how else do you think I got seven posts done for LW? external pressure babyyyy

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How would Logan react to Louise telling him she's bi?

On one hand, Logan’s seen as pretty secure in his own gender and sexuality (saying thank you to being called a lady, wearing pink bunny ears, riding passenger on his friend’s bike are all things insecure boys don’t do), and if you’re secure about your own stuff then usually there’s more like a “okay cool,” almost indifference to someone else’s stuff. That translates to me like in the future Logan wouldn’t really care about Louise’s sexuality as long as she’s into him.

On the other hand, it’s hilarious to picture him as the epitome of cishet with his first thought being something extremely stupid like a chorus of angels singing

✨🌟lesbian sex🌟✨

but then he later faces soul-crushing defeat when realizing that if Louise is going to drop his ass for anyone then it would absolutely be a beautiful woman.

Much to consider here…

Anyway my answer is whatever would be funnier for the story in that moment!

#babsbles #asks #babshc #do you ever love a character so much #that’s it that’s the tag #thank you for asking!! these kinds of headcanons are so fun but I wish I had more balls to be like ‘no this is the one true way’ #on the other hand I don’t because I think people who phrase headcanons like that come off as pretty condescending #I can’t even be straightforward about how I feel about headcanons?? bitch what is wrong with you (I say into the mirror absolutely sobbing)