#baby: exists. sun/moon: Dad Mode Activated

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Y’all remember that one bunch of silly low effort doodles I did of selkie reader finding a horseshoe crab on th beach,, well now there’s ✨more✨ (starring Moon)

(pt one and two,, :3c)

(Next part here!)

#doodles #sketches #silly fluff #silly bullshit #fnaf au #selkie reader #selkie and sailors #selkie au #sailors sun and moon #fnaf sun/moon x y/n #fnaf sun/moon x reader #fnaf moon x y/n #fnaf moon x reader #sleepy cuddles #cuddles and snuggles #free baby saga #bones of a rabbit au #short comic #moon out here having multiple crisises at once lmaooooo #baby: exists. sun/moon: Dad Mode Activated

[salem-the-druid]

Would your favourite FNaF character invest in crypto?

While placing a bet on whether we thought that Scott would invest in crypto next year in a private group chat with a few friends, my lovely friend @ya-boy-yu asked which FNaF characters we think invest in crypto, which right click NFTs and which make NFTs. This led to a full conversation between Yu, @steampunk-murloc and I about it. Enjoy the condensed version. (Note: We did not do everyone)

The OG animatronics:

All of the og four likely wouldn’t, they’re old dead children.

Golden Freddy in any version also wouldn't. Cassidy is smarter than that.

All of the cupcake animatronics are the Crypto Kings.

Endo 1 wouldn't.

FNaF 2 animatronics:

Toy freddy would own an NFT.

Toy Bonnie would right click on them to feed on the drama.

Toy Chica is too busy and doesn't care.

Mangle wouldn’t.

Withered Bonnie wouldn’t, they took his f*cking eyes.

Withered foxy is too tired to stand those NFTs.

Withered Freddy would.

Withered Chica couldn’t, bestie doesn’t have hands.

Puppet wouldn’t and would be against them. Puppet bullies anyone that invests in it.

RWQFSFASXC would.

Endo 2 wouldn't.

Balloon boy wouldn’t.

JJ would.

FNaF 3 animatronics:

Springtrap and dark springtrap would.

Spring Bonnie would invest.

The phantoms all would.

FNaF 4 animatronics:

Nightmare Balloon Boy would.

Nightmare Freddy would.

As would Nightmare Fredbear.

Nightmare mangle would too.

All the nightmares would, let’s be honest.

Plushtrap cries when they right click his 1.23 billion NFT.

Fredbear would.

Sister Location animatronics:

Lolbit is an nft /hj

Ballora wouldn't invest in crypto. She'd be actively disappointed in anyone investing.

Baby wouldn't invest in crypto.

Funtime Chica would buy the single colour NFTs.

Funtime Foxy would 100% invest in crypto and buy nfts, but likely wouldn’t know what they actually are.

Funtime Freddy would too.

Funtime Bonnie wouldn’t.

Bon Bon would.

All the minireenas would.

Bonnet also would.

Bidybab wouldn't.

Electrobab would.

Ennard would, I just get that vibe.

Yenndo wouldn’t.

Little Joe, Magician and G&#sy (censored for slur reasons) would.

Human heads wouldn’t, for they are a collection of heads.

Security Breach animatronics: 

Moon would just screenshot them. Would get defensive if you called them out on it but wouldn’t flaunt them in case they got in trouble.

Sun just wouldn’t invest and would tell people that they are messing up the planet.

DJ Music Man would 100% invest in crypto and buy NFTs. they would hype up the little music men and buy the ones that they make.

Music Man would make the most eye-straining NFTs.

Vanny makes NFTs because Afton told her to.

Vanessa wouldn't.

William Afton would buy NFTs and invest in crypto because he knows that that’s gonna kill children way faster than a knife.

Roxy would roast the hell out of one just to screenshot it and probably is constantly painting her own with photoshop.

Glamrock Freddy would find one that’s really cool, love it, then learn more about NFTs and be so upset with himself for liking it.

Glamrock Bonnie (rip) wouldn’t invest but would know all about the market and help out, hyping up his friends.

Glamrock Chica would be sick just by looking at one.

Apparently Glamrock Mr Hippo exists, he would.

The Glamrock Endos would.

Burntrap is too old and wouldn’t understand them.

Blob would kill Afton over them.

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria Simulator animatronics:

Scrap baby would just cause her dad is doing it.

Scraptrap wouldn’t/would. (there was discourse /lh)

Security Puppet for sure would.

Molten Freddy would.

All the Mediocre melodies would invest.

Lefty would pretend to like NFTs.

Rockstar Freddy wouldn’t.

Rockstar Foxy wouldn’t.

Rockstar Bonnie wouldn’t but knows all about them and helps Chica.

Rockstar Chica would.

Rockstar Foxy’s Parrot would.

El chip would.

FNaF: Help Wanted animatronics

Glitchtrap makes NFTs.

Nightmare endo would.

All the hard mode animatronics would.

FNaF World animatronics:

Old Man Consequences is probably Elon Musk, let's be honest.

Dee dee wouldn’t.

Humans:

Michael would.

William probably did and that's why he's gone insane.

Charlotte wouldn't.

Henry would invest in it too.

Phone Guy would naively invest and then have a breakdown.

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #five nights at freddy's #this took too long omg #my friends and I are on a sugar high /j #that was fun though #Salem speaks