#barbi.mov

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can’t believe i haven’t seen anyone post gretchen this year

#mean girls #movies #ides of march #we should totally just stab caesar #tumblr holidays #helenaposting #barbi.mov

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given what i know about francesca scorcese and the internet i have to assume that martin scorcese not only knows about goncharov but that he also has the opportunity to do something really funny

#goncharov #helenaposting #barbi.mov

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watching a movie with your mom is truly a unique experience. the credits start rolling on everything everywhere all at once and you’re sitting there like “wow, what a profound perspective on the human experience. everything matters because nothing matters and vice versa. trying to figure out who we would be if things were different will drive us to insanity. being present here and now is the best we can do for ourselves. sometimes laundry and taxes is really all you need if it’s with the right person. sometimes if you help one person you can save a whole bunch of other people in the process. and even in the strangest circumstances there is always something to love” and your mom is like “THAT WAS SO WEIRD AND GROSS AND I DIDNT GET IT I AM NEVER LETTING YOU PICK A MOVIE AGAIN”

#helenaposting #sigh. sure mom we can watch another period piece about white women being able to vote #‘WHY IS HE TRYING TO PUT THAT THING UP HIS BUTT!! EW!!’ well mom i’m sorry you didn’t like that. #unfortunately i didn’t make the movie so i cant tell you why they decided to go that route #however it was chekovs butt plug. did u really see the giant butt plug in the beginning and expect it not to come up later #barbi.mov #everything everywhere all at once

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NOW I AM BECOME DYKE, DESTROYER OF PUSSY or whatever boobenweiner said

#helenaposting #barbi.mov

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she barbin on my heimer til i. *fucking explodes*

#helenaposting #best of #barbi.mov

[miseria-fortes-viros]

so funny that people have this idea that little girls play princess dress up fairy tales etc with their barbies. when my sister and i were little we had a very specific made up code word for when we were playing barbies and it meant “this one is dead FOR REAL and CANNOT under ANY circumstances be resurrected for shock factor because they are FOR REAL REALLY DEAD FOREVER”.

#helenaposting #barbie #helena lore #movies #barbi.mov

[miseria-fortes-viros]

love when one of ur mutuals has Just Watched a Movie and very clearly will not be thinking about anything else for the next few days. yes babe i love all these gifs thank u so much

#helenaposting #barbi.mov

[miseria-fortes-viros]

helena/barbi, 23, audhd, they/any, queer, disabled. blunt but (usually) never intentionally rude. multifandom. my ao3

i am an adult. sometimes i post adult shit. this blog is not for children. you have been warned

index below

#helenaposting

#helena lore

#barbi.txt

#pics

#barbi.jpg

#music

#barbi.mp3

#writing

#barbi.wip

#barbi.doc

#reference

#barbi.ref

#the raven cycle

#barbi.trc

#all for the game

#barbi.aftg

#percy jackson and the olympians

#pjo tv

#barbi.pjo

#lit

#barbi.lit

#movies

#barbi.mov

#guys pls ignore this i need a post to pin and im annoyed with my bio

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hi barbs when you tag things as barbi.x it reminds me of when im coding and i need to call one of the properties of an object.

for (Post post : barbi.txt) { post.like(); }

or whatever.

hi mildred :D that was somewhat my inspiration for my organization tags :D i had to do some coding for a graphic design class once it was so so terrible. but they’re supposed to be like file names!! like i have barbi.txt but also barbi.jpg and barbi.mov and barbi.mp3 etc. i just think it’s fun and silly

#asks #mildred #my friends #barbi.txt