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officialhouseguest · 8 months
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imagine trying to explain what’s happening on big brother rn to someone who doesn’t watch. like…
“ok so they have someone from survivor in the cast with her son but it’s a secret that he’s her son. the son has a girlfriend of supposedly seven years irl. BUT he decides he wants to hook up with another member of the cast. he tells her he only recently started viewing women as people. it works?? they hook up, on camera, on a couch in a common area. he cleans up after himself with bleach wipes that stain the couch. MEANWHILE he has revealed his big secret — that his mother is in the house — to this girl. she does not give a shit. she also thinks he’s talking about A DIFFERENT WOMAN in the cast, not the one from survivor. he goes along with it??? MEANWHILE there is a rumor going around the house that the woman she incorrectly assumed was his mother is DENZEL WASHINGTON’S SISTER. and the fake last name that the son of the survivor contestant gave when they introduced themselves to each other…. is WASHINGTON. so anyway then there’s this girl named Izzy—”
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theunreliablesf3 · 8 months
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lolasteppereincarnate · 8 months
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i could never be on Big Brother cause they’re always like “these nominations are not personal and strictly because of gameplay” and i just couldn’t lie like that. i’d get up there like “these nominations are actually quite personal some of y’all are being rude and getting on my last goddamn nerve.”
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timefor-americasvote · 9 months
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they low key look like they’re about to bop to the top
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charlieconwayy · 6 months
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Day 15 I Day 79
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1-jar-of-stars · 9 months
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so you’re telling me they have money for bad cgi… but not to accommodate a disabled houseguest?
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theminionjcfucked · 7 months
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That man receives nothing but public lashings and I’m starting to think it’s on purpose.
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claire-is-6ft · 7 months
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britneyhayne · 7 months
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haven’t stopped thinking about this quote cause it sounds like something we’d make up but it’s real
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dansfakeveto · 9 months
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this is taking me OUT😩 it’s embarrassing to be white today
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officialhouseguest · 8 months
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this season has me sounding like an annoying ass independent voter. Like why am i saying shit like “I’m not on Blue’s side or Red’s side. I’m on America’s side.”
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theunreliablesf3 · 7 months
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IZZY GLEICHER  ↳ 25x19
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astroidlanding · 8 months
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My type is people who got second place in the pressure cooker
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memehayes · 8 months
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america just told a story about how, one summer while at brown, she trained for two weeks to work at a cheesecake factory that only hires twice a year in a rigorous process where they fed her three times a day and sent her home with three slices of cheesecake each night and, once it was over, she ghosted them
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DAMN 🤣
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