#bc that’s all i’ve really read hence my knowing diana barely at all

[seveneyesoup]

re: lrb straight up as much as i wanna say marry superman i don’t think i could. bc i feel like in this equation he genuinely likes you and i am very fond of him but not like that. he’s one of the last people on earth whose heart i wanna break but it’s unavoidable. and i haven’t seen much of diana but i feel like if it wasn’t working out i could be like imma level w you i’m pretty sure i’m gay. and she’d take it pretty well and we could get a normal divorce. i do have to kill batman though that’s the correct option always

#right like you see where i’m coming from you have a little one night stand w a cute country boy and everything is fine #you marry him and it goes poorly and everything is not fine #admittedly i mostly only know him from being in batman books #bc that’s all i’ve really read hence my knowing diana barely at all #but i’m not gonna kill her and also i feel like we would both know she can do way better than me #‘so can clark’ OBVIOUSLY so can clark but i just feel like he’s the type of guy to genuinely fall for you in a fmk situation #if you’re marrying him #this is like the biggest red flag i’ve ever posted maybe ‘i would have to divorce superman’ but like i would #i DATED someone i really did like as a person but didn’t have romantic feelings for #and it was. uncomfortable in a very specific way #and it would be like that but like. More; Probably #bc you fucking live together and shit #bad times! but not as bad as being married to bruce thomas wayne. good god