#bc their teriyaki stir fry sauce is just not nearly as good

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i have no room to insult people's food preferences because i HAVE drank condiments for enjoyment on multiple occasions

#eliot posts #mostly just teriyaki sauce tho #specifically one certain type if teriyaki sauce #the la choy stuff but SPECIFICALLY the original kind in the bottle w the purple lid #bc their teriyaki stir fry sauce is just not nearly as good #i am fucking obsessed w that shit #i would chug a bottle of it if it were not for the sodium content. #but alas i can only have a baby sip every once in a blue moon or put a lil bit on food #but i can only find it in ONE specific local chain grocery store for some reason anymore??? #that chain is also the only place i can consistently acquire faygo as well... #but the past like 3 of them i visited they were OUT OF REDPOP #which is an attack against me personally #give me the strawbby sody.. #(that shit tastes like strawberry old ppl candies for real. but carbonated. it's great.) #(i DO have a bowl full of old ppl candies too which is pog) #me a few days ago going out of my way to go thru the self checkout #bc i didn't want the cashier to see me buy 4 bottles of teriyaki and a case of cream soda and nothing else #(that store is a bit out of my way and sometimes they are sold out so i wanted to load up on the sauce lol) #i've also drank marinara sauce before #it was my freshman year of college and for some reason i hadn't had a real fruit or vegetable in DAYS #and it was late at night and the dining hall was closed. and i was out of fruit in my dorm #but i DID have a lil jar of pasta sauce #so my body's desperate cries for vitamin c lead me to take a hearty swig of that and savour the tomato chunks in it #god. #i am so glad i do not live in the dorms anymore and have my own kitchen w room for lots of fruits and veggies #sidenote: that local grocery chain was also my first job. the pay was dogshit but the management was lax and there was a union #and they were the only ones willing to hire me on very short notice and at the height of the pandemic #i was stranded w my parents at the time n figured if i'm gonna get berated by middle aged assholes all day i might as well get paid for it