#but the past like 3 of them i visited they were OUT OF REDPOP

[yardsards]

i have no room to insult people's food preferences because i HAVE drank condiments for enjoyment on multiple occasions

#eliot posts #mostly just teriyaki sauce tho #specifically one certain type if teriyaki sauce #the la choy stuff but SPECIFICALLY the original kind in the bottle w the purple lid #bc their teriyaki stir fry sauce is just not nearly as good #i am fucking obsessed w that shit #i would chug a bottle of it if it were not for the sodium content. #but alas i can only have a baby sip every once in a blue moon or put a lil bit on food #but i can only find it in ONE specific local chain grocery store for some reason anymore??? #that chain is also the only place i can consistently acquire faygo as well... #but the past like 3 of them i visited they were OUT OF REDPOP #which is an attack against me personally #give me the strawbby sody.. #(that shit tastes like strawberry old ppl candies for real. but carbonated. it's great.) #(i DO have a bowl full of old ppl candies too which is pog) #me a few days ago going out of my way to go thru the self checkout #bc i didn't want the cashier to see me buy 4 bottles of teriyaki and a case of cream soda and nothing else #(that store is a bit out of my way and sometimes they are sold out so i wanted to load up on the sauce lol) #i've also drank marinara sauce before #it was my freshman year of college and for some reason i hadn't had a real fruit or vegetable in DAYS #and it was late at night and the dining hall was closed. and i was out of fruit in my dorm #but i DID have a lil jar of pasta sauce #so my body's desperate cries for vitamin c lead me to take a hearty swig of that and savour the tomato chunks in it #god. #i am so glad i do not live in the dorms anymore and have my own kitchen w room for lots of fruits and veggies #sidenote: that local grocery chain was also my first job. the pay was dogshit but the management was lax and there was a union #and they were the only ones willing to hire me on very short notice and at the height of the pandemic #i was stranded w my parents at the time n figured if i'm gonna get berated by middle aged assholes all day i might as well get paid for it

[woodelf68]

85 things

I was tagged by @evilsnowswan, @grace52373​, ​ and @smartgirlsaremean​!

Rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people.

The last…  

1. Drink: Faygo Redpop

2. Phone call: my mom

3. Text message: too hard to text on my tiny flip phone!

4. Song you listened to: Travelling Riverside Blues by Led Zeppelin

5. Time you cried: maybe a week ago 

6. Dated someone twice: no

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no

8. Been cheated on: no

9. Lost someone special: yes

10. Been depressed: yes

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no why do people DO this???

Favourite colors

12. various shades of green

13. burgundy

14. coral, periwinkle, sky blue 

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends: Yes

16. Fallen out of love: No

17. Laughed until you cried: I don’t think so

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yes

19. Met someone who changed you: no

20. Found out who your friends are: yeah

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: not on FB

General

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life? not on FB

23. Do you have any pets? no

24. Do you want to change your name? No, I’ve thought about it in the past but it’s who I am

25. What did you do for your last birthday? nothing special

26. What time did you wake up? around 1 am 

27. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping

28. Name something you can’t wait for: Cooler, drier weather! Especially the drier

29. When was the last time you saw your mum? Last night

31. What are you listening to right now? a vacuum running 

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Yes

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: never having any space to myself

34. Most visited website: Tumblr

35. Hair colour: Brown. 

36. Long or short hair? medium long

37. Do you have a crush on someone: No, not really.

38. What do you like about yourself?  compassionate, will help others if I can

39. Piercings: no

40. Blood type: A positive

41. Nickname: Elf or Elfy if you want to shorten it further, none irl

42. Relationship status: not interested in any

43. Zodiac: Pisces

44. Pronouns: She/her.

45. Favourite TV show: OUAT is all I’m watching atm; of all time would probably be Robin of Sherwood

46. Tattoos: no

47. Right or left handed: Right

48. Surgery: lots of dental ones

49. Piercing: no

50. Sport: don’t play any, showjumping to watch

51. Holiday: Christmas

52. Pair of trainers: two pairs of Converse

More general

53. Eating: plum

54. Drinking: nothing atm.

55. I’m about to: After finishing this? Maybe read a fic

56. Waiting for: the air conditioning to actually drop the temperature inside but probably not gonna happen till after dark

57. Want: to be healthy, a car, a place of my own

58. Get married: no

59. Career: haven’t got one

60. Hugs or kisses: hugs if I’m not squashed into someone’s chest unable to breathe

61. Lips or eyes: Eyes.

62. Shorter or taller: doesn’t matter

63. Older or younger: older

64. Nice arms or nice stomach: both

65. Hook up or relationship: neither

66. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

67. Kissed a stranger: no

68. Drank hard liquor: just enough sips of a couple of things to know I don’t like it

69. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yes

70. Turned someone down: yes

71. Sex on the first date: don’t date, but can’t even conceive of such a thing

72. Broken someone’s heart: no

73. Had your heart broken: no

74. Been arrested: No

75. Cried when someone died: yes

76. Fallen for a friend: No

Do you believe in …

77. Yourself: Not really sure what this means. Do I believe I can achieve what I want to achieve? Realistically, I know that I can’t. I believe that I’m a decent person. 

78. Miracles: If we’re talking divine intervention, not really. But just something that was extremely unlikely to happen actually coming to pass? Sure, sometimes

79. Love at first sight: I’ve heard people say it happened to them, so who am I to disagree? I can’t envisage it myself. 

80. Santa Claus: I believe in the spirit of the man who inspires others to do good works in his name.

81. Kiss on the first date: no

82. Angels: not really

Other

83. Current best friend’s name: don’t really have one

84. Eye colour: brown

85. Favourite movie: Lord of the Rings

Tagging anyone who hasn’t already been tagged and wants to do it!

#grace52373 #evilsnowswan #smartgirlsaremean #tagged!