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[ceasarslegion]

Solid: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Otacon: I did. I broke it…

Solid: No. No, you didn’t. Meryl?

Meryl: Don’t look at me. Look at Liquid.

Liquid: What?! I didn’t break it.

Meryl: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Liquid: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Meryl: Suspicious.

Liquid: No, it’s not!

Ocelot: If it matters, probably not… Venom was the last one to use it.

Venom: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Ocelot: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Venom: I use the wooden stirrers as mameshift darts. Everyone knows that, Ocelot!

Otacon: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Dave.

Solid: No. Who broke it?

Liquid [whispering]: Solid, Raiden's been awfully quiet…

Raiden: Really?!

Liquid: Yeah, really!

 …

Solid: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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