#because a lucio an ana and a kiriko who know how to play do not win against a ram and a frontline zen who ALSO know how to play

[fooltofancy]

competitive mystery heroes is very funny because on the one hand you can have a perfect team comp and nobody knows how to play their heroes so you just get rolled, OR you can have a three healer frontline because those three are support mains and still somehow hold for four minutes despite your other two teammates hiding behind the point waiting for you to die.

#we still lost. #because a lucio an ana and a kiriko who know how to play do not win against a ram and a frontline zen who ALSO know how to play #we could have done it if i'd hit the one headshot i missed on the zen but i DIDN'T so we lost #idk i enjoy this game mode a lot because there's just #so much less pressure and people only play it because it's stupid #so it's v rare that u get angry folk #overwatch posting in 2023 ikik it's my brain off game everything else requires me to think

[vivid-badsquad]

fuck you assigns every prsk character an overwatch main inspired by @probably-not-niigos post on the niigo mains

leo/need:

ichika: sigma. im sorry this boy plays tank and he is a sigma main and prob would be since the day he got released (its the space motif okay.)

saki: hm... im gonna get mauled for this but shes a symm main. she dapples in a bit of brig every now and again but she likes symms turrets a lot

honami: she mains mercy but she also plays a lot of like... soldier i feel. idk but shes def a mercy main

shiho: (dps) moira. im so so sorry he is a dps moira by default

more more jump!:

minori: kiriko main she loves kiriko with her entire soul

haruka: do i even need to think (mei. she mains mei purely for the penguin skin.)

airi: ramattra main. im not sorry for saying this she mains ramattra

shizuku: she doesnt play overwatch but if she DID she would totally be a hanzo main

vivid bad squad:

kohane: either a STUPIDLY good wrecking ball main or a mei main

an: sojourn main i wont take any criticism on this she spams "croissant?" before a game

akito: rein main standard tank player he can hit a good slam when needed...

he also plays bap

touya: im completely stumped... probably mains ana but he doesnt play too well

wonderlands x showtime:

tsukasa: oh you know this man either plays rein or illari. he doesnt have a set Main but he adores them (he pockets saki if they ever play together ^-^ turret siblings!!!)

emu: TRACER EMU TRACER EMU TRACER EMU TRACER EMU

nene: bastion main. shes like... a DIEHARD bastion main like she has the lego skin and all.

rui: torb main he enjoys the turret and spraying his ult at the Exact right moment

nightcord @ 25:00

kanade: def a lucio main she loves zooming around the map and booping people off the side ^-^ she plays tracer a bit but she gets dizzy after a while so she switches back to lucio

mafuyu: stealing mercy main mafuyu who just randomly pockets kanade. never revs mizuki no matter how much they scream into the mic. also never heals them out of mecha

ena: (if you couldnt tell, all the niigo ones are stolen because theyre so incredibly correct) born to main pharah forced to play echo. (she gets insane 4 kill reaper ults)

mizuki: born and bred d.va main. theyre probably top500 with purely d.va and they spam ";)" after getting an amazing bomb play

#project sekai #yknow what im not tagging everyone. #leo/need #more more jump #vivid bad squad #wonderlands x showtime #nightcord at 25:00 #get unit tagged.

[scarlet-moonlight]

HEARTSTEEL members (+Alune) and the Overwatch characters I think they would main/What type of player they are (I need to cope with the shitty games Ive been getting recently and I’m doing it by combining my two biggest hyperfixiations at the moment), semi serious and not serious at the same time lol, a lot of these are based on my own personal experiences playing this game (Especially Kayn)

(Also I’m using the black/bold for Ksante because tumblr doesn’t have yellow and purple for Alune because while I think pink suits her, Kayn already has it and no member uses purple)

Ezreal

-Kiriko and Moira main. Only picks the female characters because they have the cutest skins. Never actually healing you, and if he is, its only so that he can get ult and then solo DPS the entire team even though it never works out. Still 1v5’ing the enemy team even without his ult because he thinks it can look good on his tiktok montages (Yes he’s one of THOSE TikTok Moira’s) Went absolutely ballistic over the LE SSERAFIM skins and only spams their emote all game

Kayn

-Junkrat main, loves doing that cool thing that Junk players do where they jump into a group of enemies and ults RIGHT in the middle of them. Loves playing payload maps on defense cause he can spam the attackers spawn gate with mines and traps as soon as the game starts (That little shit) Very toxic in voice chat, will take his time to tbag every player he kills so it can look good on the kill cams, spams the “its snowing” voiceline everywhere (Overwatch players, you know what I’m talking about) will absolutely flame his supports for not healing them when HES THE ONE JUMPING INTO THE ENEMY TEAM IN THE FIRST PLACE (And yet only plays quick play/arcade modes because competitive players scare him lol)

Sett

-Ana main because she reminds him of his mama Unlike Ezreal, he actually knows how to heal his team. Occasionally finds himself tossing a nade at nothing accidentally or even worse, pressing Q out of panic and nano boosting the Lucio or smth. Got flamed by his teammates (*ahem* Kayn) and still feels really bad about it. Almost always caught in a 1v1 against the Widow or Ashe he thinks he can win (He does not) Never actually uses his scope and just shoots at people randomly to heal them, cause he’s too lazy to practice his aim.

K’Sante

-Zarya main, fits his vibe for some reason. He actually knows how to defend his team. Started off as a casual player, (isn’t that much of a video game person in general,) but liked how everyone else had fun on this game and wanted to do better for their sake. Got surprisingly good at it too. Very smart with his bubble and grav placements. The only one who actually plays the game normally, I swear.

Yone

-An old man who does not have time for video games, only plays because Ezreal and Kayn roped him into it and he couldn’t say no. Super basic, only playing Soldier 76 because that was the first character given to him by the tutorial and he’s too lazy to practice anyone else. Pretty good with his aim and left click but just…does not do anything else besides that. Does not sprint to try and chase people, does not use his Helix Rockets, does not use his biotic field, just..stands there spamming left click cause thats all he knows how to do.

Aphelios

-Casual support enjoyer by day, tryhard Genji and Hanzo main by night. Does the most INSANE Dragonblades with Genji, nano boost or not. Flanking entire back lanes with just his dash alone, deflecting ults like no tomorrow. Knows every map, every shortcut, every health pack location, its TERRIFYING. Even more so when he’s playing Hanzo, WILL one shot you from the most bullshit corners you didn’t even know existed WILL two tap you with storm arrow (Sometimes just one) and WILL somehow get at least a 3k from an extremely well placed Dragonstorm. Its insane. (Also he plays Kiriko as a support but with the way he kills people with her, you think he was playing a sniper. Ezreal could only dream to be like him)

Alune

-Mei main. Also just out of vibe. Almost always spending money on her favorite skins and emotes for her (Sprinkles is her personal favorite) Also a casual player. Really good at sniping with her secondary fire though, so watch out. Ults are also super satisfying. Knows the best places to throw them to at least freeze the entire team for its duration. Ice Walls are always perfectly timed to protect you from ults, including several RIP-Tires from Kayn (Much to his rage and anger) Has some scary combos with her ult and Genji blade from Phel.

#heartsteel #league of legends #overwatch 2 #overwatch #heartsteel aphelios #heartsteel alune #heartsteel ezreal #heartsteel sett #heartsteel k'sante #heartsteel kayn #heartsteel yone #i spent a solid 20 minutes on this this was too fun #me and alune are besties #(im an mei main and sprinkles is my favorite skin for her) #phe i love you but i am not gonna look past you being a hanzo main (as a zen player who cant outrun his arrows)

[repairingtomorrow]

For Halloween, I'm writing some stories that takes place in the world of Aldersbrunn! And since the characters you play in that event don't use their character names, I'll be doing the same. Instead, their title/role is used instead. So I'll put a list under the cut so people can know who's who without me having to put a list every story.

Ana - Alchemist

Ashe - Warlock

Baptiste - Renegade

Brigitte - Vampire Hunter

Cassidy - Gunslinger

D.Va - Shin-Ryeong (Spirit)

Doomfist - Swamp Monster

Echo - Ragdoll

Genji - Swordsman

Hanzo - Archer

Illari - Sun Priestess (Priestess)

Junker Queen - Executioner

Junkrat - Junkenstein

Kiriko - Medium

Lifeweaver - Herbalist

Lucio - Satyr

Mei - Jiangshi

Mercy - Witch

Moira - Banshee

Orisa - Forest Spirit

Pharah - Enchanted Armor

Ramattra - Necromancer

Reaper - The Reaper

Reinhardt - Lord of Aldersbrunn

Roadhog - Junkenstein's Monster

Sigma - The Flying Dutchman

Sojourn - Warforged

Solider: 76 - Soldier

Sombra - Demon Hunter

Symmetra - Draconic Summoner (Summoner)

Torbjorn - Artificer

Tracer - Will-O-Wisp

Widowmaker - Countess

Winston - Gargoyle

Zarya - Einherjar

Zenyatta - Acolyte

Notes: Bastion and Wrecking Ball are omitted because I cannot think of a way to implement them. Not every character will be in use for every story. Names in parenthesis is how they will be referred to in the story.

#overwatch #I am not tagging everyone for this lol