#because this one particular thing is jibberish to you? i would fucking hit them oh my god

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top 10 penis gnomes

10. short guys

9. those french guys that are like peta equivalent but for garden gnomes that i did not know about until i googled gnomes in popular culture because i gen cannot think of any more penis gnomes. also i looked it up further and the french invented gnomes so they are going on here too

8. french guys (non-petgg)

7. normal garden gnomes

6. herlock sholmes from the great ace attorney hes not actually a gnome but i was thinking of sherlock gnomes from gnomeo and juliet and decided that herlock is more penis

5. gnomeo

4. any supermarket cardboard displays

3. the normal non-monstrous gravity falls gnomes

2. that thing mabel tried to date in gravity falls specifically the very large wishiwashi conglomerate gnome

1. the puppet from five nights at freddys

#originals #oh speaking of we got my sisters required readings for next year today and my mom opened up romeo and juliet and pulled such a face #they really need to like assign a normalspeech version or something if even grown adults that havent went to school in 30 years think its #incomprehensible #she was saying when she was in highschool she read the canterbury tales and it was like split by page so half the page had the original text #which she said could have well been a foreign language for how much it made sense and then the other half had a 'modern' version thats suppo #supposed to make more sense but it was last updated in like the 1800s #you know i have such an issue with people who say that asking people to talk like a human being is 'anti intellectualism' like sure if youre #reading like a scientific paper or something you shouldnt expect it to have accessible language but if youre 15 years old and are assigned s #something written 500 years ago and updated 200 years ago it seems kind of mean to be like oh if you cant parse this youre stupid and getti #getting a D because you committed the horrific crime of not understanding outdated language and speech patterns that you were never taught #or never had to learn prior to this #if theyre like 'this is nonsense to me why do we have to struggle through this book that most of us dont even understand because of the out #dated language' and the teacher is like Oh you hate intellectualism? You're a fucking retard? You don't want to ever learn anything just #because this one particular thing is jibberish to you? i would fucking hit them oh my god #like the goal is to analyse the text and you cant fucking do that if you dont understand what theyre saying #you end up spending so much time trying to figure out what something means in 2022 that you cant even put together the full story #like ok this happens and this happens. what does that mean i dont know i barely get what is happening in the first place. whats the signific #ance of this word choice i dont know because i have never seen this word before in my life #its so frustrating top 10 reasons to hate tumblr users who got a degree and started thinking that everyone who isnt a genius in their major #is below them #thats a very specific category actually but its the closest way i can describe this group of people #OH YOU KNOW WHO ELSE I HATE. psychology students #and anyone in the field in general but students are just so so fucking annoying drop dead