#boromir spawns in minas tirith

[ar0acejay]

I absolutely LIVE for the hc that Legolas doesn't know shit about how humans work

#I think I've heard about this concept somewhere before #But a boromir is alive AU would go SO WELL with this #Like aragorn just goes “oh fuck shit he was shot uhhh could you check for a heartbeat rq” #And legolas us just like “I gotchu bro” #And the heartbeat is there so that must mean that he's dead because aragorn told him to look for it #Idk humans are weird #So he tells aragorn that boromir is dead and they send him down the river #And then they run after the hobbits and don't waste a second thought on that #BUT #boromir spawns in minas tirith #Idk how he survived with all those arrows but let's pretend #And he's super angry and furious and all #“YOU SENT ME DOWN A WATERFALL” #and everybody's like “wtf I thought he was dead” #And boromir is like “bitch you thought” #And the aragorn slowly turns to legolas #“I told you to check for a heartbeat” #And legolas just goes “I DID. It was THERE” #And everybody's like dude are you serious bffr #Thanks for coming to my ted talk #Or when they're out on the journey #And they stop to take a break #And legolas just goes “why tf are we stopping” #And the others just go “dude some people need a BREAK” #but yeah I thought this was an interesting concept #lolol #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr memes