#brainrot againnnnn

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Had a thought about what if Heimdall's powers doesn't stop at "reading people's minds"?

OK HEAR ME OUT.

There's a pretty good theory that goes around the God of War fandom that Odin casted a spell on Heimdall that made him 'unable' to read Odin's mind or even manipulate the things he reads in Odin's mind, plus a spell that made Heimdall fully obey/trust Odin blindly. Point is, there's a theory that Odin casted a magic that made Heimdall can't betray Odin.

Now, this is of course, a fan-theory of a fan-theory, but why did Odin do that? Obviously, because Odin likes to have everything under his control, and because Heimdall is the most useful person to him. But also what if Odin knows what Heimdall's potential was?

We know how arrogant and how much of a pompous ass he is, and that means he easily fights and wins every battle he's ever fought in his life. Heck, he might've never faced any difficulty in his life until Kratos. HECK, I'm about 87.5% sure that he didn't know he could materialize his own limb with bifrost until Kratos 😂 OK MY POINT IS -> Heimdall only lived up to only like 20% of his total abilities.

He's the damn God of Foresight. Foresight is literally being able to know the future itself, however, in the game, Heimdall is only 'locked'/'hit the ceiling' with being able to... 'read people's minds'

Also, 'reading people's minds' is a really broad term here, because how much of people's minds does he read? Does he only read what people are thinking at that moment? Or is he also able to know the past of the people he's reading? (this is possible because he knew of Atreus' origins during the ride from the wall to Asgard grounds, and when he got choked to death by Kratos, saying "monster" as he possibly (1) saw Kratos actively thinking of the other gods he'd killed at that moment, or (2) Heimdall unlocked his ability to read people's past.

ANYWAY back to my point, he's the God of Foresight. He's so locked inside the cage that he and Odin made, so he doesn't have any opportunity or even the need to train or to even explore his own abilities. What if Odin knew how much of a threat Heimdall would be if Heimdall even had a speck of will to betray/doubt him?

IF Heimdall had a chance to explore, deepen his understanding of his own powers, had a chance to even struggle, he might be able to look into the future itself, not only just reading people's mind at the moment. What if he's able to read the far future? He can know how a battle would end. He can know that before a fight, namely with Kratos, he can see the future that he won't be able to win the fight against Kratos?

Like, if he also can see the future, that means his power is borderline prophecy, very similar to the Giants' abilities, it's just that his foresight is not that far to the future like the Giant's (like how Faye could tell the future even after her own death), but it's more clear and precise -- you get what I mean.

If Heimdall had the power to actually tell the future, like the God of Foresight he is, he would also be able to tell Odin's plans, how he'd betray his own family to have everything under his control. He'd also be able to tell how Ragnarok will inevitably happen no matter what Odin does, and just literally everything that happens. It's also borderline Norn-like, but I'm not gonna get too ahead of myself here.

Yeah so back to my main point, Heimdall never lived his full potential because of Odin and his own arrogance. Fr he just need lots of Kratos' to make him struggle and slam his head to the ground over and over so he could upgrade his abilities.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

#brainrot againnnnn #i love and hate this man so much LMAO #and who says hate is the opposite of love? 🤷‍♂️ #anyway yea I think about him a lot HAHHAHAHAA #sleepy's thoughts #yapping session #god of war #gow #god of war ragnarok #gow ragnarok #heimdall god of war #god of war heimdall #gow heimdall #heimdall gow

[probablyaseamonster]

Im gonna make so many people mad by saying this and I AGREE! It'd be super annoying to be reminded of the same headcanon over and over again inescapably for years after its relevancy.

But I couldn't help noticing that the Season 10 in the logo was in Watcher colours-- *gets shot and deserved it*

#Hermitcraft season 10 #Hc s10 #Hermitcraft s10 #Mcyt watchers #Evo smp crumbs once againnnnn #As if we didn't have enough of those last season #I'm probably just delusional #No offense to actual delusional people #I would never use that tiktok phrase #It's just. You know the brainrot Is bad when you associate colours with things in fiction #Dreamnotfounders know this ESPEXIALLY well

[gumballswag]

tmnt 2012 raph the world he is the world the sun my everything <- has watched 12 minutes of raph and mikey comfort moments

#HELP MEEEE IM BACK ON THE TMNT BRAINROT........ NOT AGAINNNNN #tbh im not even upswt abt it i love these little mutant freaks sooo much<3 <3 <3 <3 #gum.txt #dont rb this thx

[tamyonmyonmyon]

I am really trying to feel the 10th anniversary hype but I am just thinking about how I ain't having any new content of Gawain till next month

#tam's insane ramblings #THE BRAINROT IS GOING TO DIE NOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO SEE HIM AGAINNNNN #no new content no new fanarts I am going to attack Dalmore just to make him appear idk

[jasonsmirrorball]

going grocery shopping with roommate!jason and it's sooooooo domesticcc it feels so right and it feels so comfortable with him and you guys are just looking at each other with heart eyes in the middle of the cereal aisle

also i have decided to give myself an emoji so you'll know it's me who's spamming your inbox.. and these last ones have also been me hiiii jason brainrot is taking over once againnnnn i love talking about him with you

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star nonnie i'm giving u a lil kiss thank u for talking about jason we r best friends fr

jason likes the routine of grocery shopping with you. it feels less like a chore and more of a fun errand because you guys always take a detour and get a little treat or something afterwards. and the both of you have your list, handwritten of course. jason likes to look at it in the days leading up to going shopping and how your handwriting and his cover the paper. you leave little notes under his stuff and he does too.

he pushes the cart/carries the basket and you always brush into his side when people walk past, moving out of their way and into him. he's having palpitations by the pickles.

#palpitations by the pickles - the single of the summer (it is spring) #love letters 💌 #jay my heart #roommate!jason #loverboy 💌

[simp4ace]

We need to talk.

It's about your latest fic, the "I haven't mastered the art of kissing" one with Ace.

*inhales*

I AM MELTING. I AM BEING VAPORIZED, BOILED, EVAPORATED AND BAKED IN 10 DIFFERENT COLORS. I don't even know what I'm saying.

Holy fuck though. HOLY. FUCK. I could write ten times the size of that fic just talking about everything perfect about it. The AU, the characterization of everyone, the setting, the expression, the wording, the timing... YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BLESSED MY SOUL. I am ascending.

I only recently fell into the Ace-loving rabbit-brainrot hole, and I couldn't be more grateful for the creators of this community. You guys write so many things, that take so much time, all for free... You deserve a cookie. No, actually, you deserve all the cookies in the package.

This was a rant of gratitude written by a fellow Ace simp at 2:30am on a school day. Thank you for reading.

(Also, may I take the role of -cloud☁️anon if that's possible? :D if not, feel free to ignore this parenthesis ^^)

OMG HELLO HELLO ☁️ ANON BBY HDJEHDJDJSJJDJD

NO PLEASE DON'T MIND ME ROLLING AND SCREAMING A LITTLE WHEN I SAW YOUR ASK THANK YOU THANK YOU😭😭😭💘💘💘

holy shit i can't stop smiling i swear i swear i'll be the happiest person today and no one can ever ruin my mood cuz ahhhhh dear little do you know how much your message means to me dhdjdbdj🥺🥺🥺

Ok but like I LITERALLY HAD NO IDEA HOW AND WHY I COULD WRITE THAT ONE THO😂😂😂 it just like, the moment of eureka yk, and then the words just came flooding😳 actually at first i wrote it in Sabo's POV!!! Like he's the stalker and he told us everything that happened. But that didn't feel right with me so I changed to Ace and reader's POV and i was like OH!!!!! this is it! AND I'M GLAD THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES HOW IT CAME OUT DJDJDHEH

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You're sooo kind to write me feedback through the ask box aaahhh i love you so much thank you againnnnn🥰🥰🥰

#☁️.txt #our talk #omg omg and i hope i didn't take too long to answer your ask!!!!! #i had spent two days to re-read and re-cried over AOT ahhh😭😭😭 #so i wasn't on tumblr hdjdjdjd #i'm sooorry😭 #i hope you have a great day/night and pleasee feel free to jump in my ask box anytime🥺 #i mean it!!!! #you're always welcome here ilyyy❤❤ #also my writing is not always that good so please bear with me if sometimes i can't meet your expection🥺👉👈 #and P/S: THANK YOU FOR THE COOKIES BBY🤩🤩🤩 #hehe i'd love every cookies in the world😘

[jjkyaoi]

Heeeeeyy Chirp

I’m having Bakerinnit brainrot againnnnn

share that brainrot with me, at once.

[biblically-accurate-soup]

I’M HAVING BOTW BRAINROT AGAINNNNN