#but Aphrodite will draw out your torment and rope in innocent bystanders for kicks

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

"I'm going to play Hades because I enjoy ancient mythology, an interest that was sparked by my access to stories from Greek mythology" she said

"Oh wow two blessings in one room" she said

"How cool, Artemis and Aphrodite, I hope this means that I get to see some insight into their relationship with each other in this world" she said

"Surely this will not force me to make a decision between two goddesses in a fashion reminiscent of the inciting incident to the trojan war" SHE SAID

#it's me i am she i am also an idiot #in my defense i was so excited and enraptured by the art that i forgot rule number one of the greek pantheon #if two gods show up at the same time- run #even zeus followed that rule #anyways i picked Artemis and promptly ate shit #frankly that flash of Aphrodite when i died scared the shit out of me because she is so fucking scary #like they're all scary and you don't want to piss off any of them but like- #Artemis will just shoot you and be done with it. maybe she'll turn you into a forest creature under weird circumstances #but Aphrodite will draw out your torment and rope in innocent bystanders for kicks #hades game