#but gooosh i just remembered how precious lotr is to me. i need to reread it immediately

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

i need everyone to know that i bloody love the lotr films and i went from grinning like an idiot to gesturing wildly and trying to remember my sheet music bc I KNOW THAT ONE IVE PLAYED IT to crying bc of current or future tragedy or suddenly remembering that with the passing of this age all the magic we see will fade if it hasn't already. but also i will NEVER forgive them for the sound of boromir's horn, the great horn of gondor, passed through ages and generations to call for aid that shall always be heard by allies when it is within or at the bounds of gondor and its surrounding lands, because i was this close to crying and then this bloody horn STARTS BLARING LIKE A FUCKING CAR HONKING AND INSTEAD OF CRYING ALL OF US WERE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY LIKE LITERALLY EVERY OTHER HORN SOUNDS SO COOL WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING DESTROYED THAT SCENE I MEAN I STILL CRIED BUT ONLY AFTER I COULDNT HEAR THE BLOODY HORN ANYMORE THAT IS SPECIFICALLY SUPPOSED TO ALSO INVOKE EMOTION AT LEAST WHEN YOU'RE AS WEIRD ABOUT LOTR AS I AM WHAT THE FUCK I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT PETER FUCKING JACKSON AND EVERYONE WHO LET THIS HAPPEN

#a biscuit's rambles #i said what i said #I AM RIGHT #but gooosh i just remembered how precious lotr is to me. i need to reread it immediately #actually im gonna read it to my mum bc shed rather listen to stuff and i wanna reread it soooooo #she may not have the time or attention span to read it herself but by the valar she will know tom bombadil and strider and bill the pony an #the songs and tales and middle earth of old and moria and what kazad dûm was before it fell to darkness and the sheer horror of the balrog #and that that wasnt fuckin saruman but caradhras itself (the MOUNTAIN is evil and hates people okay let it be its evil self) and the song o #the ents and the meaning behind everything and the beauty in gimli and legolas' friendship and their true characters and eomer and eowyn an #faramir and just how tragic boromirs death was because HES A WAY BETTER GUY THAN WHAT YOU SEE IN THE FILMS OKAY and frodos burden and. just #everything #i do not have the words to describe how precious lotr is to me #also the films are AMAZING and seriously wonderfully done save for some nerd details im WAY too invested in #but also i. forgot so many names. i need to study that map again #i couldnt name the mountains at rauros from memory i am a disgrace to past me