#but his promos are so unbelievably cringe. i need to record them.

[cosmoseinfeld]

the people's princess

#cm punk #ecw #i actually do enjoy these episodes #but his promos are so unbelievably cringe. i need to record them.

[hardblazesong]

CRINGING RIGHT NOW

Hello, Teddy Anon again. Sorry, I’ll make paragraphs this time so your eyes don’t cross, but I would have run out of space last time.

Well, dearie me, this is beyond embarrassing, isn’t it? C’s engagement ring featured in an article titled ‘The Most Gorgeous Celebrity Engagement Rings of All Time’. What is wrong with these people, have they no impulse control. PUSH PUSH PUSH Doesn’t work, just push some more. We’ll drive this narrative home with a sledge hammer if necessary. Don’t get me wrong, her ring is certainly attractive (not my personal taste, nor would I have thought, hers) but it very obviously does not belong in the company of those other 'celebrity’ rings. There are 1 or 2 that don’t appeal to me personally but all are unique & spectacular. Some because of their seeming simplicity, classic & timeless but with a little tweak & designed to showcase the beautiful (& large) stones, most of them fancy cut; whilst the others have a quite distinctive style as well as beautiful large stones. C’s stands out from the crowd only because it doesn’t belong.

Haven’t they learned their lesson. Look at what their last two attempts have spawned. C’s engagement announcement (or should I say both of them) surely must belong in The Guinness Book of Records in 'The Most Fucked Up Engagement Announcement Ever’, esp as it was a double header. New category perhaps. There was a deluge of disbelief & derision (like the alliteration), not just from fans but from the media as well. Marie Claire’s article was sarcastic. As Marie Claire, ELLE (who also seemed to be pro S&C) are under the same umbrella as Town & Country who published the ring article, I did wonder for a minute if they were having a subtle dig at the engagement as well by including her ring. Lol. 

The re-emergence of 'Surplus to Requirements’ has had a really interesting, & to me unexpected, fallout (apart from making them all look ridiculous all over again). The secret baby theory has been around for some time, but I always thought on the periphery. Since the appearance of STR (after S forgetting she existed for 4mths, which includes but is not limited to, her b/day, Christmas, NY, his recent visit to LA where she could have strutted her stuff at the Audi party, her rise to fame as a top selling Avon lady) there has been a veritable avalanche of photos & 'remember this’ comments suggesting a secret child. I’ve never really subscribed  to that theory, but some of those photos, several of which I hadn’t seen before, do raise some Qs.

I admit that one photo I had seen previously did make me wonder at the time, & while I hadn’t knowingly taken much notice of her boobs before, as soon as I saw them in S3 I thought they looked different & not a difference I thought a surgical procedure would produce. Some other stills where she’s lying down, & ya know gals how they kinda disappear into your armpits when you lay down, hers didn’t - at all - very firm like a feed is due soon & I thought I could see veins which only occur when breastfeeding. Then my mind went back to people saying S wasn’t doing his signature moves in that area in S3 & I remembered thinking when I saw that ep that he was being very delicate & skirting certain areas, but thought OK 20yrs apart, doesn’t want to come at her like a slavering dog. But now, was he avoiding stimulating the let-down reflex? They’ve really poked the bear here with their heavy handedness. They’ve thrown things in willy nilly and look what’s shaken loose. A previously not terribly popular theory, that was never discussed in great length or detail probably due to respect for the people involved, has now come back hard. I can’t believe this is the result they wanted, but you reap what you sow.

That being said, I DON’T WANT TO PERPETUATE THIS RUMOR - AT ALL.   To hide a child seems unbelievable & after looking at it from all angles I can only come up with 1 reason to do this & it is equally unbelievable but if true, doesn’t necessarily have to involve a child, but is pretty scary stuff & could explain the lengths to which they are prepared to go, but it could have been handled better. Although I guess hindsight is 20/20. Sorry to be cryptic.

'Oh, what a tangled web we weave…’. Whoever is orchestrating this needs to step back & look at the repercussions of their actions. As I said previously 'There’s no such thing as bad publicity’ but that adage comes from a time before SM & may not be quite a reliable platform to build a PR strategy on anymore. Every step they take digs them into a deeper hole. Honesty 2yrs ago, & even up until the fauxgagement, could have eventually resolved & healed some of the issues that have arisen, even eventually resolved my crazy theory if it’s correct, which I must doubt.

In the meantime, they have lost many fans. Some of the prominent shippers who don’t believe the narrative have finally thrown up their hands in surrender & disgust & left their blogs. In the grand scheme of things, STARZ prob think the loss of a few shippers is not problematic, good riddance to some thorns in their sides. But these prickly little thorns were their biggest & most devoted fans, who provided better promo of the show as well as the actors both professionally & privately than STARZ themselves, voted tirelessly for public opinion awards, & supported & promoted the actors charities as well as projects of their friends. I don’t think they realize what they’ve lost. I don’t think a show going into its 4th season will necessarily gain a huge number of new fans & they’re unlikely to be as invested or supportive as those who’ve been here for a long time. 

Wow, sorry this kind of got away from me & I’ve really gone off on a tangent. Anyway, this latest article including C’s ring which (I’m sorry I’m not being mean just stating a fact) is not anywhere near being in the same class as the other rings, is embarrassing to C & has to have been planted by hers or STARZ PR to once again push an unbelievable narrative. STARZ PR & their personal publicists need to take a good hard look at what they’re doing because they’re making one huge mistake after another & everyone looks bad, sketchy & unhappy. At the end of the day, honesty & transparency are the best policies.

Submission from Teddy Anon. I have not edited this @hardblazesong

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