#but it has the consistency of a spülschwamm that is way past its prime

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i found a single slice of cheesecake in the basement freezer and since no one here remembers freezing any leftover cheesecake ive been able to carbon date it to 2021 or maybe 2020 thereabouts i honestly have no idea and anyway it is simultaneously the wettest and the driest cake i have ever eaten

#wet bits arent wet enough #the dry bits are SOPPING #it tastes like slightly sweetened magerquark #which is just what german cheesecake is tbh womp womp #but it has the consistency of a spülschwamm that is way past its prime #like you can tell its been used its all stained from the tomato sauce and doesnt really hold its shape anymore #yeah #so its like that #anyway ive put worse things in my mouth #&