#but only because i'm meant to be working on something different and procrastinating 🤡

[dawndelion-winery]

MY LORD HARBINGER i know it said in your rules but. crack fic reading omegaverse with omega segment ? 🤡☝⁉️ or if not uh uh uh um um um uh hm ‼️

fic !! with ! reader doesmt know anything abt dottore segments and were friends with dotty bt doesnt know hes a harbinger. anyway reader applies for fatui in secret and by chance got assigned to work under dott, but sometimes thered be a dottore around the corner after you Swore you just left a room with a dottore in it. or smth

Crackfic? Crackfic.

I Enlisted as a Joke But Now My Best Friend's my Boss And He's Everywhere

Dottore × GN! Reader

Between the two of you, Zandik had always been the smarter friend. It was hardly a surprise given his natural genius, but that also meant he often cautioned you against things he'd do himself simply because he knew you probably wouldn't succeed.

Still, knowing your friend worked for the Fatui intrigued you, moreso when he refused to tell you anything about it despite frequently declining plans to hang out in favour of his work. Truly, you liked to think Zandik was the one who forced your hand in the matter, leading to you enlisting in hopes you'd run into him more often. You hadn't thought you'd somehow end up as the second harbinger's assistant.

However, a win was a win, and you fully planned to rub it in Zandik's face after your first day at work. Except that he was already in Lord Dottore's office before you...seated in the harbinger's chair...

"My dear, I know you miss me when I'm away, but infiltrating my office as a new subordinate?" Zandik mused as he ruffled through your files, an all too familiar smirk peering out from under the beaked mask. "Zandik? Don't tell me yo-"

"Tsk, is that any way to address your boss?" Knowing Zandik, you were convinced he had you signed to him on purpose. That or fate thought itself a comedian. Begrudgingly, you received your first task from him and trudged over to the lab at the end of hall.

"Dearest, how lovely of you to finally join me here. Hurry up, there's only so much time in a day." Zandik ushered you in, shooing you around to get you to work. Wait. There's no way he got there before you did - you swore he didn't even leave his seat.

Perhaps he had access to some shortcut in a way, though it wouldn't quite make sense why he didn't just take you with him. You weren't given much time to ponder though, as Zandik once again chastised you to get to work instead of zoning out.

Right, you had a job as his assistant. But when he left the lab for a bit only to reappear a second later, you were sure something was up.

"Weren't you going to get something?" you probed. Tilting his head to one side, he smiled at you. "Get what? We have everything necessary at the moment."

This one sounded different too. Perhaps you were imagining it, but you were certain your friend's voice had never been that high. You would've brushed the thought aside though, had he not noted your slight confusion.

"Something off? Perhaps you'd like to share your thoughts?" he said as he laid his hands on your shoulders. Fearful, you shook your head, uncertain how he'd take your suspicions though you were sure that as perceptive as he was, he already knew.

And he did, as he chuckled when he left the room, a spring in his step as he ushered his other clones into the lab with you.

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