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cobaltaris · 1 year

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Aris Media 2023 #22: Spider-Man (2002 Film)

if you remember my Spider-Man PS4 blog - peep the #Aris Media 2023 tag yall, hope it works lol - then yeah, I did wanna fully watch the Raimi Spider-Man movies next because i was webbed hooked on the red guy, and, as a terminally online neurodivergent autistic probably ADHD having sheep

HOLY HELL WHAT A RIDE

this was like a top-tier film but in both the ironic and unironic sense, holy shit. Tobey Maguire is a treasure and carries the whole film! the first half is such a delight because his deadpan deliveries for every single thing is delightful. i would protect him??

like, every scene in this movie just unleashed a visceral reaction from me - EVERY TIME PETER DOES THE FUCKIN WEB SWINGING HE JUST SHOUTS WHOOOO-HOOO AND THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I STG

honestly it kinda helps that Willem Defoe has just as batshit a performance as Green Goblin? something of a scientist himself, one could say. like, when they cut to that fuckin military base and he just BLOWS IT UP to that sudden cut with the graduation ceremony? I WAS ROLLING I'M SORRY HE'S SUCH A FUCKING HAM

ALSO THE SKELETONS. THESE FUCKIN SKELETONS MADE ME LOSE IT OMG THAT EFFECT IS SUCH A 2002 THING

i mean yea the story outside that was pretty nice and effective! nothing mindblowing but i felt for Peter and MJ, Harry was legit interesting to see play out with Norman, the Uncle Ben stuff worked too i think, and Aunt May?

damn girl let out a fat one

climax was kinda weak tbh i didnt really feel much, second half in general was cool but i feel like they could've done more with the final encounter? idk this film is just S tier its just peak, this dumb film is gonna infest my brain for 3 weeks, THREE MORE WEEKS OF PLAYTIIIME

#Aris Media 2023 #spider-man

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leonardhoee · 4 years

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Ikemen Vampire Hogwarts Houses

Slytherin

(Ayy Slytherin gang!! Thats my house)

Faust: Self explanatory. This man is the epitome of Slytherin. Evil mad scientist who doesn't care what methods he uses to achieve his goal? Y e s. I’m proud to have this absolute full course meal of a man in my house. (Honestly I think I'm very similar to him but THATS a discussion for my therapist.)

Vlad: Again, self explanatory. He has big ambitions (wanting to turn humans into purebloods) and will do whatever it takes to get there.

Theo: Originally I was thinking of putting him in Gryffindor but after reading his route and seeing how he’s actually very cunning and willing to sacrifice everything, including hsi humanity, for the sake his goals, i think he's definitely Slytherin. Also have you SEEN that man sell stuff to people? Thats pure Slytherin.

Mozart: Another one I was on the fence about. I see Ravenclaw tendencies in him but ultimately I think he’s a Slytherin. His amazing passion for music and his ambitions led him to becoming a vampire. His ability to change his whole personality in order to charm the people he would need as patrons is peak Slytherin. And I did his route a while ago but I remember him saying he came back to life to basically make the most amazing, emotional musical composition ever. That’s very Slytherin of him.

Shakespeare: I don't know too much about him but his yonder tendenices + manipulating people for the sake of his plays gives me major Slytherin vibes. If anyone thinks he should be in a different house tho let me know why!

Comte: Another one thats debatable I think. However, he keeps a lot of secrets, revives famous historical figures for an unknown (at least to me right now) reason. I think it is safe to say he’s a Slytherin.

(Whew thats a lot of Slytherins)

Gryffindor

Napoleon: This man SCREAMS Gryffindor. Gryffindor poster boy. He literally reminds me of Harry Potter. He reprsents almost every trait of this house (Chivalry, Courage, Loyalty...)

Leonardo: Okay he’s a special one because I’ve thought about it and absolutely can't decide between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw for him (like 50/50). You guys need to help me decide. I’m gonna talk about his Gryffindor side here. He’s another one that represents so of the traits of this house. He’s extremely loyal and so protective of those that he loves (to a point where its self sarificing but thats a discusion for HIS therapist). He also sometimes does stupid things for the sake of his own curiosity (and because its fun. Source: 12 Flavors of Love event. I stg this man would never turn down a dare.) And he uses his talents to help others rather than for his own ambitions because helping others and making others feel comfortable and happy is what gives him a sense of purpose/satisfaction (Now I’m gonna go cry I love him so much). His general attitude about life is very Gryffindor to me (Similar to Masamune from Ikesen).

Jean: Another one just like Napoleon. Based on what I know about him, he’s always there to help whenever you need him (Mozart and Theo’s route). He is overflowing with Chivalry (literally one of the sweetest guys in that mansion ily baby). He’s just a socially awkward Gryffindor. Please give him a hug.

Arthur: I was debating whether he’d be Gryffindor or Hufflepuff but ultimately I think he’s Gryffindor. The fact that he started writing books to make the children in the hospitals happy because he couldn't save them by being a doctor is just so Hufflepuff (my HEART omfg. Someone give him a hug pt. 2), but he also isn't afraid of putting himself in danger to save others (the nun kidnapping thing). Hero behavior. He deserves the world.

Ravenclaw

Isaac: He’s very inquisitive about how the world works and values those who can show him a new perspective to what he's thinking (probably the reason he gets along with Leo so well). He’s socially awkward but if he’s comfortable with someone he’d love to teach them various scientific subjects.

Leonardo: Okay so this is the other side of Leo that tbh his route didn't display that much, but its still a huge part of who he is. His room is FULL of just books and other material about every subject imaginable He just has this unstoppable thirst for knowledge. Inquisitivity is in his nature, and it doesn't matter if that subject will be “useful” in the sense of like, making money, he’s curious about it regardless. He has this amazing love for learning, no matter what subject it is. He’s a genius polymath for a REASON (Cybird I will forever be mad that his route barely showcased this side of him. Let. me. be. a. nerd. with. him.) But i mean, thats the most ravenclaw thing ever. So I guess his attitude is very much Gryffindor but his personality (ENTP) traits are Ravenclaw. He’s a Gryffinclaw.

Sebastian: Self Explanatory. He literally gave up his whole time period just to study famous historical figures. He gets nothing material in return but the knowledge is reward enough to him.

Hufflepuff

Vincent: POSTER BOY. SWEET ANGEL BOY. He is so caring and considerate of everyone around him. He literally got killed by Gaugin but instead of holding a grudge like most people would, he’s more worried about Theo and how that will impact him. He is such a hard worker and never gave up on his art even if it wasn't successful in his time period. Best Boy.

Dazai: I don't know much about him but again, based off what I’ve seen he tries his best to make other people happy. and it works. He does the weirdest things and they WORK. He tries to make people laugh and hes always kind (probably because life wasnt too kind to him and he doesn't want people to feel as hopeless as he does sometimes).

Charles: I know the least about him so this might change once I find out more. He reminds me a lot of Loki from Ikerev, like chaotic yandere hufflepuff energy (it exists. I said so.) Also his relationship with Faust literally mirrors a typical Slytherin/Hufflepuff friendship. (I know because I have those friendships)

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