#casey jones fucking dies 2: electric boogaloo
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readers of Casey Jones Fucking Dies will (hopefully) be happy to know that im working on a second, more casey-centric fanfic called Casey Jones Fucking Dies 2: Electric Boogaloo which doesn't actually have any relation to the first Casey Jones Fucking Dies other than the fact that casey jones, fucking dies
#tmnt#2012 tmnt#casey jones#2012 casey jones#casey jones fucking dies#casey jones fucking dies 2: electric boogaloo#fanfic
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thought you'd wanna know if you didn't already, im writing another fanfic titled "Casey Jones Fucking Dies 2: Electric Boogaloo"
RAAHAAAHAGAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAA IM GOING RO BE INSANE ACTUALH REEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEEE
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so many of the casey jones fics im in the process of writing have the title "casey jones fucking" filled by some other random string of words
#casey jones fucking dies#casey jones fucking dies 2: electric boogaloo#casey jones fucking gets mutated#casey jones fucking breaks his arm#tmnt#2012 tmnt#casey jones#2012 casey jones#sea urchin with a megaphone
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Casey Jone Fucking Dies 2: Electric Boogaloo: Chapter 1
surprisingly short chapter on his time, but at least i have an idea on where the fuck im gonna pick up at chapter two, but yeah here you dudes go
Bleeeeeeeggggggghh.
Casey was not feeling so hot. He woke up the other morning with a serious fever and looked green. Like really green. Weird. But hey, at least he didn't have to go to school.
Unfortunately this also meant that he couldn't go crime fighting. Thus, leaving him stuck in bed for two days. He tried to make the best of it; writing in his journal (which is NOT a diary), catching up on tv shows he used to watch, that kind of thing.
By the end of the first day, he was sick of it. And by the second day, he was far past sick of it, and couldn't sit around any longer. Besides, the fever had gone down a bunch, the only problem was that he still looked kinda green. No biggie. He hadn't felt like throwing up like, at all, so he would probably be fine.
Once his dad and little sister went to bed, and the sun was down, he leaped out of bed, and into action. He applied his totally metal skeleton face paint and strapped on his vigilante gear. Once he had geared up, he opened the window and leapt out onto the fire escape.
The cold wind hit Casey's face, sending a bit of a chill through his body. He took a deep breath in. Who cares if he was only out for one night? He was gone for what felt like waaaay too long. Casey scrambled up the fire escape, way hype to fight some crime.
He reached the roof and started scouting for some crime. Hmm. No luck. He jumped over to the next building. And the next. and then a few houses down. Damn. Where were the purple dragons when you needed them?
CRASH!
The sound of glass shattering interrupted Casey's thought process (not that it was getting anywhere). He turned in the direction it came from and peered over the edge of the roof. A bunch of street punks were robbing a store. Hmph. Not in Casey Jones's town.
Casey snuck down the fire escape until he was close enough to the ground that it wouldn't hurt if he leapt down from where he was.
"Huh, good haul boys!" the head sleazeball remarked, walking out of the window he broke. Behind him were what appeared to be his two lackeys hauling some boxes full of techy junk.
"Hey!" Casey called out, grabbing the attention of all three punks, "No one steals in Casey Jones's town!" he yelled, leaping down from the fire escape to the ground with his baseball bat in one hand and a hockey stick in the other.
"What the- Who are you?" the head bitch asked. Did this guy just like, completely miss where Casey called out his name? Y'know what, whatever.
"I'm the last guy you see before you wake up in the hospital." Casey threatened. He loved saying metal stuff like that.
"Uh, uh-" the main punk fumbled, "Get him!" he demanded. The two lackeys dropped their boxes and came chasing at Casey.
"Not so fast, lawbreakers!" Casey yelled, dodging their attack. Casey lunged to the side of one of the lackeys and hit them in the back of their knees. He fell backwords and let out a brief scream of pain. The second henchman came running towards Casey with a steel pipe. He swung at Casey's head, but he was smarter than that. He crouched down to dodge the attack and spun around so that he was now behind the criminal scum.
Casey brought his baseball bat up above his head before crashing it down on the punk's head, letting his body drop to the ground. Just as Casey was taking a breather, he felt a sharp pain hit the back of his head. Like, a really sharp pain.
"OW!" Casey cried, flinching in pain. He closed his eyes and crouched down, grabbing his head in pain.
"C'mon, let's get outta here!" the head douche yelled. He heard their sneakers squeak against the pavement as they ran away. They were gone. Casey's stood back up, rubbing where the sharp pain lingered.
And I really don't fucking know how, but his fingers completely missed the shard of glass that he had been stabbed with.
Dumbass.
"Man, that smarts." Casey muttered to himself. He should get to the lair, maybe Donnie could check to make sure he wasn't like, dying or something (hint hint nudge nudge). After rubbing the back of his head a little more (and still somehow missing the fucking shard of glass), Casey crept into the nearest alleyway and snuck down into the sewers.
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He walked through the sewers, trying his best to ignore the smell. And the trash. And the green, muck-filled water. And the rats, Casey tried especially hard to ignore the rats.
As he neared the entrance, he heard the sounds of Mikey and Leo yelling at each other; probably arguing about whether to watch Space Heroes or whatever it is that Mikey wanted to watch.
"Hey guys!" Casey cheered as he turned the corner and hopped over the turnstiles. He gave a small wave to the two blue-eyed turtles sitting in the conversation pit.
Leo turned to greet Casey, only for his face to immediately. Upon seeing Leo's reaction, Mikey also turned to face Casey, only for his eyes to widen with shock and a bit of concern.
"What's wrong? Do I have something on my face?" Casey assumed, already beginning to try and wipe off whatever was on his face. It wasn't until after he saw smudged black and white paint on his glove that he remembered he was wearing his face paint. "Fuck I smudged my face paint." he remarked. The room fell silent for a bit after that.
"YOU HAVE GLASS STICKING OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!" Leo yelled, breaking the silence.
"...What? No I don't." Casey commented. He began to feel around his head nonetheless, only this time he actually fucking noticed the glass shard. "OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!?"
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS DUDES!!
CASEY JONES FUCKING DIES 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO IS A GO!!
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im not lying when i tell you guys that casey in casey jones fucking dies 2 is gonna be as dumb as a pile of fucking bricks
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feels like maybe i should tell you guys that Casey Jones Fucking Dies 2: Electric Boogaloo is gonna be a comedy fic. its literally just gonna be silly goofs. yeah.
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tempted to start writing another 2012 tmnt casey centric fanfic called "casey jones fucking dies 2: electric boogaloo" which actually isn't at all related to the first casey jones fucking dies, but is instead a canon divergent au where casey, after befriending the turtles, somehow becomes a zombie
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Masterpost
Casey Jones Fucking Dies is a fanfic in which casey jones, fucking dies, it's a 2012 tmnt au where raph kills him the night they first meet in the good the bad and the casey jones, after a while raph starts to notice some strange things happening to him
Chapter 1: Exactly What It Says On The Tin
Chapter 2: Name Drop
Chapter 3: Raphael The Ninja Turtle Is Not Having A Good Time
Chapter 4: Raphael The Ninja Turtle, Is Not Getting Paid Enough
Chapter 5: Famous Last Words: "It's not like ghosts are real. That's stupid."
Chapter 6: So, You're Being Haunted (By The Guy You Killed)
Chapter 7: 101 More Things To Go Wrong
Chapter 8: Emperor Belos Moment
Chapter 9: Well, Shit.
Casey Jones Fucking Dies 2: Electric Boogaloo is a 2012 tmnt fanfic that is surprisingly not related to Casey Jones Fucking Dies. basically Casey becomes a zombie and silly goofy ness ensues
Chapter 1: Mamma Mia! Here I go again!
Other fanfics:
Aroace Mutant Mayhem Mikey Agenda (Oneshot)
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