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[caspercryptid]

just had a dream that satan was a milf

This ask was sent to me on June 4th, 2022, and has sat ever since then. Every now and then I open my inbox again and just kinda Look at it, attempt to conjure something funny to say, realize I've got nothing, and carry on. Maybe, two years ago, there was some context. Probably not. It's like I buried a time capsule and then forgot about it and dug it up with no sense for why I buried it in the first place. Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great. I hope you enjoyed satan's mommy milkers.

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[caspercryptid]

🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐆🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 shshshshh look theres a clowder pf cats in that alley over there lets observe them

OH HEY LOOK KITTIES ITS KITTIES SORRY WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE SAYING

#this has also been in my inbox a while while I tried to think of a good joke #Somebody come in clutch and give me a gif of some cats scattering #casper's haunted info tag

[caspercryptid]

BTW guys I haven't posted anything yet but I grabbed the url @adhdapp to do reviews of the various time management apps available on Google play and to report back my findings about them, so if you're searching for a good one and you do not have the time and patience to download 50 and get repeatedly conned by people forcing you to sign up for terrible shit. I will do that for you.

#disability info #adhd #casper's haunted info tag

[caspercryptid]

that astarion at camp thingy you made on twine is SO COOL!!!! I love it so much and hope you update soon!! sending good vibes through telepathy

Hey thanks!! this was a little bit of a rough week but I've decided i'm going to make a point of updating Astarion at Camp every sunday, so stay tuned for me to post patch notes tomorrow!

I try to work on it throughout the week but this week it just did not happen due to. Circumstances. (I'm just gonna silently plug my ko-fi as I stare into the middle distance) but i'm feeling pretty jazzed today so hopefully we can make some progress! This week is probably going to be the Gale threesome and expanding drunk sex virginity loss: I'm having a little bit of staring blankly at my screen as i try to figure out how to handle my headcanons of gale and wyll being trans, lol, like. Do I branch off to give you guys options for if you think wyll and gale have dicks? I've been trying to give options for bottoming and topping anyway so I could continue to be a little vague about it but Decisions Decisions. Anyway if anyone has any routes in particular they'd like me to work on, let me know in the comments! I'm not necessarily taking suggestions on where these things should go, since I need to chase my muse, but I'll absolutely try to prioritize the routes people are trying to follow if there's a particular point you're hitting the black screen and going NOOOOOOOOO

#astarion at camp #bg3 #astarion x reader #astarion smut #casper's haunted info tag

[caspercryptid]

#i should boost back up my joke blog about how the moon is fake

If you can handle the people who don't understand it's a joke...

In honor of today, the anniversary of the moon landing, I want everyone to send your dumbest fucking questions to @moon-truth-revealed

(For some reason that @ isn't working, the blog is here) Ask me for the truth about the moon. Give me an opening to make up absolutely outrageous lies. Accuse me of things so I can call you all sheeple.

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[caspercryptid]

kicking screaming @ your twine astarion fic i check it everyday for updates like a starved animal you’re coolio

Aaaaa thank you so much!!! I've been distracted with an original manuscript but I've entered a phase of that project that's extremely editing heavy so I'm for sure going to be updating Astarion At Camp more often.

ADHD HACKS: procrastinate your writing with other writing. Do this forever. No drawbacks.

#casper's haunted info tag #thanks so much for the ask! i was already planning on working on it in the morning but #now that I've seen this ill be sure to make sure i actually publish the changes so they aren't just sitting on my brower #....browser #i am a writer

[caspercryptid]

Could you tag your baldur's gate reblogs please? even bg3 is enough. I'd super appreciate it.

I'll do my best but I use quick reblog on mobile frequently, and my friends and I are entrenched in bg3 and probably will be at least until Arcane Season 2 drops in november, so if it's a major issue you may want to unfollow me! I do post gothic/creepy/horror/fantasy/scifi vibes and original work stuff on @theasperagroup if you'd like to engage with my original work in the future but can't do baldurs gate 3 for whatever reason. I will genuinely do my best but I know myself and I frequently go on reblog binges of Wyll and will probably not tag those. Keep yourself safe, and sorry if our interests don't align!

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[caspercryptid]

Pay what you want Pokémon! For 3$ or more these sloppy painterly bad boys can be yours they are Transparent for your dramatic pfp and discord emote needs help a trans disabled man contribute to rent gimme a Pokémon and I will give you a new pfp take a baby leave a baby payment in my ko-fi inbox its hard out here folks but it can be easier and softer with your Pokémon PFP and it can be easier For Me to sit on my ass and edit my gay-ass novel thanks for your business boost if you can I love u

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[caspercryptid]

it’s a shame to me that ppl are promoting crab day and not banding together to force tumblr to fix their ads - blazed and regular ones - as it’s actively gotten worse to the point where it can just crash the mobile app. i am honestly not surprised that staff has completely ignored people pointing how inaccesible it is also.

THANK YOU Tumblr never USED to do shit like playing the audio for an ad you can't see at full blast as you scroll on mobile, it never used to play video ads between posts, this has all been recent changes and it is Getting Worse and they could stop!!! They could roll some of this shit back!!! They could make ads easier to report!!

And honestly it's been so demoralizing trying to get people to listen to disabled users— I don't have epilepsy, flashing ads and hostile audio can't kill me, just send me into a migraine and take me out of commission for two fucking days at my worst episode— which is still bad, but some of these things could KILL PEOPLE. and trying to get people to care is exhausting. Pointing out that one of the people who was promoting crab day through blaze was an evangelical christians also using Tumblr blaze to Spread The Word was something people paid attention to for about five minutes and now people are... Blazing rebuttal posts. To that.

I'm fucking exhausted. Tumblr is also just. It's not going bankrupt. It's bleeding money, sure, but we've been here before — and staff even said they might make a donation drive like Wikipedia, which frankly, i might even donate to, despite how angry I am about this. But a fucking user organized "show Tumblr how much we love it and that they should keep up the good work 💜💜" is dumb. And callous. What good work? The site is getting worse. I'm stuck here! Because where else am I going to go! But jfc.

#casper's haunted info tag #rant #thanks for the ask i appreciated being able to vent #I've been really upset about this today

[caspercryptid]

Following you for blazing a stupid post

AND THAT IS YOUR COCK RIGHT HELLO SIR

#sorry to sir you it was for the bit #let me know if youd prefer a ma'am and ill edit #casper's haunted info tag

[caspercryptid]

this is about the Astarion at Camp twine thing you're making, sending it as an ask so i can be anonymous (oooh, spooky)

first of all, it's amazing so far, very excited to see where it goes!!

also, the route where you tie astarion up?? i'd love to see more, if you have time to work on that one (y'know, for... research purposes)

no pressure, obviously!! basically just responding to the one post you made asking for feedback

Hi!!! Dw about pressuring me, genuinely I appreciate any and all asks I get mentioning which routes people would like to see more of.

I missed the last update because it was Easter and then I had a migraine and then I had to go to the DMV, but I'll see if I can get a little more content for you in this week's Sunday update, thanks for the ask ♡

#casper's haunted info tag #astarion at camp #bg3

[caspercryptid]

hey i respect u a lot and i love it when ur an asshole but i just want u to know being an asshole to someone who thinks they r trying to help w the whole gpt thing doesnt make them not wanna use gpt it just makes them think the people who want them not to use it are assholes. like fuck gpt but the cake thing is p demeaning & just shuts out the ppl ur trying to advise into ur an asshole and im not listening land. not helping the anti ai movement, just making urself look mean about it yk

While I will fully acknowledge that the "I'm sorry my follower added that comment to your post" cake Is rude as shit, what's also rude as shit is reblogging a post about Chat GPT contributing to the death of creative expression with unasked for advice about using it to replace the work of copy editors instead, especially when that work actively continues to teach chat GPT more shit about how to steal and take work away from myself and people like me.

Perhaps I should have said that in the reblog but there is so little good faith discourse on this website that the one allowance I could make to good faith was not blocking immediately and bothering to respond at all. Bluntly, I'm fucking tired. I once had a harassment brigade against me because I posted a polite reminder that people with HP urls should change those. No matter how nice and polite I am people who want to misunderstand still will, and I didn't reply because I was doing praxis or trying to help the anti-ai movement— I replied because I was annoyed and upset! But maybe that's nihilistic and i shouldn't get jaded and assume everyone I disagree with is going to ignore everything I say and/or send me nasty grams, I'm just tired of writing out long-form thoughtful responses to people who aren't going to listen.

At the core of my irritation isn't actually the anti-ai argument at all— I think people should consider the intent of the OP and if their "advice" will be welcomed, even when the advice is genuine and well intentioned. It's like that post about wanting nice mugs and to own nice things that got brigaded with advice to go to a thrift store. The post is not asking where to find nice mugs. The OP of that post did not want advice on how to correctly use Chat GPT, and I did not reblog it for that.

Thank you for respecting me, even though I'm an asshole. I was a little harsh, but I feel very strongly about this and this is my life and career. I do a lot of slush pile reading and copy editing, and asking chat GPT to do rephrasings for you is the #1 tool of plagiarists. It's really disheartening to see it in my own online space— I could have been nicer about that, I just didn't have the bandwidth this morning to assume good faith.

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[caspercryptid]

Hey one of the paths on the Astarion CYOA appears to be broken. Solo> potion> bleed. It just loads a blank page with the “in game” back button.

Not sure how many versions of pages there are but it starts with

“You pull the health potion out of the pack and wiggle it at him.

"If I don't need this by the time you're done with me, I won't be satisfied,”

Hmmm, thanks for letting me know but I can't seem to replicate the bug, so it may have been a one off? Does it happen again if you reload the page?

The "Bleed" option IS currently blank because I haven't expanded that option yet, but for me the back button worked.

:(((

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[caspercryptid]

You forgot the step where we're supposed to bitch and moan and gripe that tumblr is going down the tubes

Listen you're joking but since you're here and I've locked the doors and windows and set up the motion activation system laser grid and you're going to listen to me By Jesus so the thing is. The thing is. Tumblr is not going down the tubes. Tumblr is down the tubes. We all live in the sewers. With the rats. Generally, we are all proud of living in the sewers with the rats, until somebody pops up covered in slightly different colored mud with a mouse instead and then we go Ew, Why Would You Have A MOUSE, and then we throw more mud like we're not already covered in mud ourselves and this metaphor is clear as mud but listen to me. Listen. If I see one more motherfucking blog with a Million followers vague some poor bastard whose post got punted into virality I'm gonna. Probably do nothing except spite blaze more posts like I'm throwing stripper bills into a fan because seriously. We're all cringe. Virality is an extremely inconsistent phenomenon especially on this website I've had like six posts that hit several thousand notes and none of them had anything in common. One of them was because I googled how long horses sleep for at 3:00 a.m. One of them is because my friend was nice to me and used the word pog. I don't care if some lucky bastard trips into virality. There was no guarantee of that happening. It's not a very consistent formula. There is no consistent formula except being popular already. And memes. And the fact that big Tumblr Funnymen who are mainly known for being completely unable to shut up are getting 50k notes on a passive aggressive vaguepost about some poor bastard who's getting attacked by crows makes me mildly to extremely homicidal. Be fucking nice to people. Or I'm going to kill you.

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[caspercryptid]

Not 2 be a bottom but could we get stuff for astarion’s getting rough with you route. So excited

I think you may mean masochist or submissive rather than bottom here my dear anon, since I will have some options for topping in that route eventually, but I do follow your meaning <3

This'll be in the update today! I'm gonna set my alarm to have it go live at like 5.00pm EST just to have it be a relatively reasonable hour that gives me the whole day to work on it and still doesn't make anyone check it right before they have to go to bed for work on monday, lol.

...I hope my tag spam means this doesn't show up in the main bg3 tag but if you're looking at this going "what" um. hi? astarion twine game. that's all i've got for you. Had to tag it bg3 for my own blog organization.

#astarion at camp #sorry for the semantic quibbling I'm fussy about terms #and I worry about this sort of thing getting conflated w top and bottom because #then people don't seek out b d s m #when really that's what they're looking for #Anyway! #update later today! #bg3 #casper's haunted info tag

[caspercryptid]

re: your twine thing. would love to see more stuff with the ropes 👀

On it!

#astarion at camp #as always the hydra expands fucking endlessly #casper's haunted info tag