#charles tries to propose and kevins like omg yes hold on i needa divorce lauren first

[grimbeak]

I see you’re experiencing some Kevin wtdb brainrot <33 I have nothing to offer you. Congrats or I’m sorry that happened ummm have you considered how he genuinely didn’t get what he was doing wrong in mudstone abyss and grew so disconnected from his community without even realising and have you considered that he is the voice of Desert Bluffs and so that realisation whenever it hits him funky is gonna HIT. And have you considered how him and Lauren have the dynamic of people who really did care at some point but grew to blame each other for their situation. Sorry I heart them. Also I think it’d be pretty funny if Donnie and Esteban became friends and Kevin and Cecil had to sit at park benches like moms who hate each other but are forced to get along decently for their kids sake? That’d be funny I think. Okay! Have fun I hope you don’t die from the thoughts!

I've thought b4 ab the sports games since desert bluffs does has a team there and how cecil usually goes to report, it would only make sense that kevin did the same- also if they held it in desert bluffs too he'd also be there to chaperone/get everyone there since he's been there the longest, so just. in any sports situation cecil's just trying SO hard to focus on the game while kevin's just having the Best Time grinning at him horrifyingly while giving him the double bird from across the field. esteban n donovan both doing lil kid soccer and their dads going to their games and just. them making Instant Friends and donovan dragging esteban over to meet his dads and kevin is trying so fucking hard not to laugh while cecil has to be restrained from finding a gun and shooting him

#you've given me an oppurtunity to rant and I thank you for tha #t #kevin n lauren r just....ughhhhi think ab them Often #in my fics/aus they either despise each other or they're legally married for tax reasons (neither of them pay taxes) #they're each other's work wives #charles tries to propose and kevins like omg yes hold on i needa divorce lauren first #they do their best to screw each other over but when one is genuinely hurt the other will stop at nothing to avenge them #smthn happening at the station that is Traumatic and b4 charles can even get there lauren's already holding him n helping him calm down #they're the only living people/people who are physically close to one another that knows what the other has gone through #they trust each other with their lives in the sense that #if there's a Big Scary Monster and one runs off seemingly out of cowardice #it's so they can find their Big Scary Weapon and kill that mfer #lauren bullied him as a kid but like. in a friend bully way and in the sense that no one else could bully him otherwise she'd kick their as #s #she almost shanked his dad once #also like. in the arc where everyone knows night vale is a real place now #and there r podcasts and there's one with janice where it's like is the mudstone abyss acsessable #1: girl why are you going there. like. that is in a whole other dimension do u have friends there? #and 2: i hc kevin as having prosthetics and having had back surgery both as a kid and strex attempting to fix him so its like #boi. how did you fuck up this badly. #you cant even make it down there now you just have to pretend you went down #hes a guest on the podcast at one point and janice asks him that and he just has his head in his hands #also: he janice dana tamika michelle and maureen all have girls nights together #its not bc he's gay cuz cecil isn't allowed #even they arent even sure why they allow him #he gives off girlboss energy and i love it #kevin wtnv #he either has a rivalry with michelle or maureen for no reason