#clint fans...if ur out there...im sorry lmao. this is purely an opinion based on my game experience

[azuneekun]

Stardew things that make my ape brain go on a rampage:

Clint considered a closer friend of emily in the wiki but not Shane ???

Shane:

- (canonically) Easily talks to Emily and even tells her funny chicken stories to the point where she even asks for more. (clint 3 ❤ event.)

-Good enough friends that during Emily's 8 heart event, he makes no complaints doing her requests. (emily 8 ❤ event.)

-Close enough that Shane even gets Emily to help him make a video for a contest! (Shane 7 ❤ event.)

- Dances with Emily during the flower festival (even though he doesn't have to, he still does. Yes the dance is voluntary because if you dance with Emi, he stands to the side to watch, no problem).

Clint:

- (Canonically) Can't hold a decent conversation with Emily. At all. (Clint 3 ❤ event, Clint 6 ❤ event, and everytime Clint talks to you about her.)

- Emily asks you if you're friends with clint because she's worried about him being lonely, and reassures you he's even a kind person-- but if you saw her 8❤ event, later on at a random day she tells you she's sad because she thought Clint was her friend, but he doesn't seem to even wanna talk or look at her anymore?????

( because clint thinks you have a thing for her??? even if you do or don't, that means he isn't interested in being emily's friend anymore because he 'lost' her to you??? Clint even congratulates the farmer and acts all sad and mopey like...bro!!! 😡 )

(Emily 8 ❤ event, Emily 8+ ❤ dialogue)

-If you are a female farmer and you take him out to the movie theater, HE WILL HIT ON YOU. He has dialogue where he ASKS you if this invitation was a date! Which means his feelings for Emily werent even sincere?! (Clint's movie theater dialogue)

Conclusion:

Don't go telling me it's because Clint is anti-social or 'shy' when Shane and Sebastian are literally THE anti-social ones who straight up tell you if they don't want to talk.

Penny and Harvey are written to be shy and awkward too but are still being decent!!! 💢💨💨💨

#stardew valley #stardew valley shane #stardew shane #sdv shane #sv shane #stardew valley emily #sdv emily #sv emily #stardew emily #azu woke up today and chose violence #i think i literally talked abt this to my other friends but i couldnt put it into words properly #surprise fact: i didnt even hate clint. i thought he was nice and decently funny at first but then he does these :/ #clint fans...if ur out there...im sorry lmao. this is purely an opinion based on my game experience